mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025every day i thank the universe that i am no longer working at my old job 000 0
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mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025i do not find that mega famous football dating pop star charming at all like i truly do not get the hype 010 1
mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025botox doc threw in some free chin tox for my bday, idk what it will do but that was cool 000 0
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mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025this didnt need to be a story, pretty sure the entire planet knows she got surgery. she didnt need to tell us !!!! 010 1
mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 11/06/2025im convinced when the snack wrap comes back it will take us out of The Bad Timeline 000 0
mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025LET ME JUST LOOK AT THE MENU I DONT WANT TO START AN ORDER 000 0
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mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025i will be bitter until next memorial day that i had to go into the office today 000 0
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mel @melonyyy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025so what is it about having my period that makes me consider kms like hello 000 0
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