Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cats run around excited after taking a shit and I feel this should be normalized in the workplace 060
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026White people will refuse to eat coleslaw and then french kiss their dog 160
Reposted by MilParm @parmparm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Online friends are real friends 😌 Had a great time at the Pokemon themed Giants game today with the GOATS @melonsaurus.bsky.social @tyero.bsky.social 9695
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sales managers when you ask them to pay out the commission you earned from the plan they created 030
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My genuine reaction to like every female Fortune's Weave character designstatic.klipy.comLego Man's Stunned Reaction: No Way!ALT: Lego Man's Stunned Reaction: No Way! 080
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Which route am I picking in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave? Yes 3161
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I never understood the value of going for a little walk until recently. I thought it was a waste of time. But I totally get it now folks. Going for a little walk is great 6300
Reposted by MilKai @kaisten.bsky.social · 22/07/2026if i knew that posting was making my life miserable i would log off and see a therapist but maybe that isn't easily reflected in a chart or graph 1362
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hearing a comedian tell the same joke at a different venue kinda feels like getting cheated on 060
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The physical games only people are gonna be like squidward eating a krabby patty the first time they don't gotta get off the couch to change the game they're playing 270
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I seem to be in the last leg of Chrono Trigger. Although this game probably won't crack my top 10 rpgs list, it definitely lived up to the hype, and is such an accomplishment for that era as well. 090
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Me and the Walmart greeter on my 5th visit this week looking for Pokemon cardsstatic.klipy.comPersona 4 Persona 4 RevivalALT: Persona 4 Persona 4 Revival 0110
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My 'woke' take is that I think fireworks fucking suck. They pollute the environment, and scare my cat so much that he trembles in my arms. 0110
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Blue collar workers will never understand the struggle of being too hot with my hoodie on and too cold with it off 😔 020
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My top 5 consoles of all time list is all Nintendo. And there's a good reason for that 040
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The mfers that respond to my 3 question email and only answer 1 of those questions, I wish you permanent diarrhea 0110
Reposted by MilBrian Shea @brianpshea.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Microsoft blaming the rising costs of computer components after spending $146 billion dollars on AI investments 460781746
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Spent the last 48 hours watching people flex that they have $100. 2130
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Y'all can officially start calling me unc. I got way too excited about a carpet shampooer today 1170
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Replying "soon we'll all be dead" to "I can't believe it's almost July already" 050
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Most of humanity has gone through their entire lives without playing Fire Emblem. That makes me sad 8304
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"You deserved better from me than one sword and a world of troubles" 150
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I saw they corrected Chie's bad posture and I think I'm gonna be sick 051
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I'm not exactly sold on Persona 6 having a dark tone, when this was the first teaser image of Persona 5 0130
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Mina the Hollower has the best level design I've seen in years 0110
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Repeatedly nodding my head and saying "that looks cool" to an announcement for a game I won't touch with a 10ft pole 1130
Reposted by MilMOBOO/mobooly 🎨 @moboolyedits.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Mina The Hollower | ミナ・ザ・ホロウワー 61133395
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026What I have learned about myself is I cannot play more than one game at a time anymore. I end up favoring one, and then the idea of playing the other(s) becomes almost repulsive and I end up never coming back. One at a time 😌 4211
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Remember folks. A tank of gas always costs $40 if you only put $40 worth of gas in the tank each time 3160
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I'm glad we have seemed to have moved past the very long era where every single player game's sequel had to add some kind of dogshit multiplayer that was almost DOA 050
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Why do malls make you traverse the backrooms just to go to the bathroom? 270
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026No one wants me to have comfortable shorts more than Instagram ads 2100
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Rolled credits on Saros. I only beat the first boss but I felt so accomplished I decided to roll the credits 0161
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Canceling a surgical procedure and telling the receptionist I have a friend that will do it for wayyy cheaper, before hanging up 👌 1130
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Today marks the 1 year anniversary of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. A year later and just the mere thought of this game brings a flood of emotions. I feel that decades from now I will still consider this one of the best and most important games I've played in my life. An forgettable experience. 1170
Mil @melonsaurus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Airlines be like, "we could not have anticipated that everyone would be bringing a bag 🫨" 2151