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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've gone from a fella who hates money to a guy who loves it, via the power of magician stage hyponosis

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you bring a long piece of looped string looking to cats cradle you better come correct. i am 107-4-2 all time

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

once they put me on the cover of Time magazine, watch out. after that is when I get Very Nasty

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

soon they will call me MISTER "golfball"

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my favorite magic trick is when there's an invisible string on a playing card and they make it sort of dance out of their suit pocket. I have other favorites also

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

googling "cool ass celebs who died in a chopper" and i think i might fit in here nicely. when i am in a whirlybird next month. and i Have dared death to make his grisliest move

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hate when you get in a car without paying attention and then only later do you realize you just got into a "hoopy". fuckin hate this so much

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ah a retweet how nice Unless it is from an account named "my infant son is screaming in pain from being currently on fire due to genocide"

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the chicken's egg is perfectly designed to be thrown at the home of your enemies

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

check it out. like sideburns that extend all they way down your neck and across your throat at the lowest point then connect like a big U. not sure what thats called but lets wedge 'soul' in there

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

sad news! I am the subject of a damning exposay

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you have to click on these or theyll stop showing them to you

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've got a nice collection of withered orange peels I've left out in the sun for a few weeks but not sure what to do with them now

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Gay Gasper: Beautiful Buns (1994) : 683s

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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I think house centipedes should be considered good luck to see, even if people don’t like them I think they should be universally recognized as a bringer of fortune and prosperity.

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if I can’t work for immigration & customs enforcement then my life has no meaning, and never will

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this songs about, what if there was a momma but she was weird as [finishes tuning] it’s called strange momma

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

shaved beard into "psychobilly 'burns", which I believe I can effectively introduce to the scientific community

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

train time X city of snails. Choo Choo ya fuckin sow

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

burning man has like, become so commercial now…

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

you could predict an earthquake or volcano with 98% accuracy and 40% of the population wouldn't believe you and another 20% wouldn't actually change any of their plans around it (didn't read or understand the news)

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Efferdent Plus Commercial MSNBC 1999-07-23 : 13s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 13 seconds.

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

whenever im physically reading something in my paws that sucks i DO like to briefly turn it sideways or even upside down in case someone might be looking my way. for their benefit

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

1993 VHS • Magic Touch for Horses 60 FPS : 2553s

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

eatin a marble. eatin a coin. now a bigger marble, and a bigger coin

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I think if you regularly put your mouth even Near Donald Trump's genitals and asshole you should be somewhat famous for it. this is all normal

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

no wall in big bend! call your tx representatives, three of the 10 biggest piece of shit worms alive

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OSINTRadar @osintradar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump was guarded by an Avenger air defense system while playing golf.

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

wiping a damp rag on various under-exercised surfaces and you would Not believe what is turning up

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

maybe it's the woke up at 4 and couldn't fall back asleep talkin but that bill is really doing something to me

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Police Academy The Series Vol 1 (Animated) : 1506s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 1506 seconds.

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i'm gonna need someone everyone hates to perish from the earth THIS weekend maybe even TODAY

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

my actions would Never have unintended consequences. unlike Some of these clowns I read about in the paper

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

if establishment candidates want to start winning primaries again all you have to do is say that rich people have too much money and that youll prosecute trump admin staffers and republicans that have broken the law

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

just saw an ad for an "improvised burlesque" show. not my thing but let me know when there's some Harsh Burlesque

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

putting my hand in a giant clam with my boys are all hooting and laughing while it slowly pinches it in twain

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VoteHub @votehub.com · 05/08/2026

Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

what kind of pet animal is named "Skittles". something venomous

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

frankly surprised at the lack of rats jumping off the boat by now. i guess people are still assuming he can steal the election

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

[detective chewing stogie voice] oh my gawd

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

my advice for the struggling beer industry is to make a four pack of beers cost less than $27

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

spending $180 of compute to compile a full Cajon Grimes chatbot, stitching it into a cabbage patch kid

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