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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 23h

before anyone gets up my ass about killing a hundred innocent people: I said imo

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 23h

imo one of the coolest crimes is trying to open a plane door in flight

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

that's great! maybe kids will also fall for "you have to eat the whole cookie without even reading the fortune"

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I guess it's not very funny, but to me, it's Extremely funny to eat non-edible objects, trinkets, and curios

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

verge of tears voice: I'm living my best life

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the haters have discovered my posts. and, predictably, they are calling me a massive dumbass. they are likening me to the boy goofus

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

back in the early 10's the nz geoscience agency used an earthquake locator called "GROPE". you cant be naming your eq locator that long white cloud baby

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

maybe it was one staff with dual prongs on either end. didn't get a close look

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

some of these people i see out there. i think they got a devil one one side, and on the other side? a devil with TWO pitchforks

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

googling "blue jay mass" and measuring out however many Chinaberry tree fruits it takes to become limp-on-some-dudes-floor catatonic

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

no one likes to be told "rub a dub dub"

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

its drunk blue jay tuesday

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've gone from a fella who hates money to a guy who loves it, via the power of magician stage hyponosis

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you bring a long piece of looped string looking to cats cradle you better come correct. i am 107-4-2 all time

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

once they put me on the cover of Time magazine, watch out. after that is when I get Very Nasty

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

soon they will call me MISTER "golfball"

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my favorite magic trick is when there's an invisible string on a playing card and they make it sort of dance out of their suit pocket. I have other favorites also

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i have not, but am scheduled to! three days in a windy, remote, alpine clime. i like my odds (of getting chopped in half)

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

googling "cool ass celebs who died in a chopper" and i think i might fit in here nicely. when i am in a whirlybird next month. and i Have dared death to make his grisliest move

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this riddle is solved only in da divincy code 2

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hate when you get in a car without paying attention and then only later do you realize you just got into a "hoopy". fuckin hate this so much

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ah a retweet how nice Unless it is from an account named "my infant son is screaming in pain from being currently on fire due to genocide"

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

perhaps even rocketed through the air via a three-manned elastic launcher. if needed to be done from afar. if there was some sort of secretive service employed to discourage this

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the chicken's egg is perfectly designed to be thrown at the home of your enemies

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well there you go. you can help the roots along yourself also. this is not prideful flora

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i think if the stick has texture and isn't perfectly straight the roots can still climb it ok

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

check it out. like sideburns that extend all they way down your neck and across your throat at the lowest point then connect like a big U. not sure what thats called but lets wedge 'soul' in there

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

sad news! I am the subject of a damning exposay

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you have to click on these or theyll stop showing them to you

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've got a nice collection of withered orange peels I've left out in the sun for a few weeks but not sure what to do with them now

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Gay Gasper: Beautiful Buns (1994) : 683s

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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I think house centipedes should be considered good luck to see, even if people don’t like them I think they should be universally recognized as a bringer of fortune and prosperity.

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

if I can’t work for immigration & customs enforcement then my life has no meaning, and never will

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

like sand through the hourglass, there are a billion beats and you die

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this songs about, what if there was a momma but she was weird as [finishes tuning] it’s called strange momma

listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

shaved beard into "psychobilly 'burns", which I believe I can effectively introduce to the scientific community

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

train time X city of snails. Choo Choo ya fuckin sow

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listen up hombre, @mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

burning man has like, become so commercial now…