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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 12h

My fairy goddaughter turns sweet 16 today. I’m not entirely sure how this is possible because I’m clearly only 30 & we did not have her in when we were in our teens?!

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How Did This Happen David Rose

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When I’m being professional and giving another professional some constructive feedback & they take a tone with me

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Ursula's Evil Laugh

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Disappointing to learn that the Netflix addition of Days of our Lives does NOT include the demonic possession of Marlena, or any of Stefano’s kidnapping attempts.

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Jarlena and Stefano Dimera Moments

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Did the compost not get picked up yet, or did they just skip my house?” A bi-weekly question I ask myself every other Monday.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After 11 years and 7 dogs (including 2 GSD AND 3 goldens), my Dyson Animal decided it had enough & died. Rude.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In my next life, I’d like to try my hand at being the white sheep of the family.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Last night, while cleaning I screeched at the top of my lungs: “I NEED MINIMALISM! PURGE IT ALL!” Tonight as I assemble my new 7.5 ft skeleton, I whisper to myself: “What in the actual the fck is wrong with me?!”

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Walmart. What does a squirrel taking a bath have to do with Christmas? Also, it’s SEPTEMBER. Cool it.

Overpriced, christmas squirrel bathing blow mold sold in September

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2 work days this week, then a nice 5 day break before starting my new job. Why did I not take the entire week. Why. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If my anonymous employee survey is so anonymous, why are you sending me reminders to do it?

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thank you city of SJ for coming by and mowing down several of my pine trees. Really appreciate the heads up.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wonder what my new Rothesay neighbors will think of us when I win the hospital home lotto house….

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Beverly Hillbillies

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry, wont be able to chair the executive meeting today because it’s soup season and I burned my throat and mouth by chugging my extremely hot soup like it was water.

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Actor Seems Legit

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s heated steering wheel season and I don’t care for it.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Introducing the nephew to Tobey McGuire’s Spider-Man.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Where can I take my nephew for supper in Fredericton that won’t be Harvest crowded?

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Dearest Rogers: Take my address off your door to door sales list. Your people show up to my home weekly & interrupt my meetings. I work for one of your competitors. Go awayyyyy

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Benedict Cumberbatch Drinks from Flask, Shushes

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you sell software & I’ve asked you for a demo- just know I’ve already researched your product inside & out. So you should probably show up with an engineer in tow and not just your sales team.

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Commander Data's Sarcastic Look

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It’s been 3 weeks since I’ve heard from my insurance adjuster or the restoration company in charge of my repairs. The temporary roof patch is still holding, but the interest is accruing on my incurred out of pocket expenses. What’s not accruing? My patience.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Thrifter re-sellers, are you ok?

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Is it Monday workday anxiety, or is it the 2 espresso I’ve inhaled? I guess we’ll never know.

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Sophia Petrillo's 'Who Knows?!' Shrug

Alt: Sophia Petrillo's 'Who Knows?!' 🤷

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m so excited that my nephew has reached double digit age & his mom is finally setting us loose at the trampoline park. Say a prayer for both of my hips and ankles.

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Woman in Full Body Cast and Neck Brace

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Last night, my wireless keyboard decided it would rather die than complete another audit, and that I can go straight to hell or Walmart for a new keyboard if I want to work today. Hell & Walmart at 7am are the basically the same thing.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Love when realtors list homes and include artistic, close up photos of random things like a plant sitting atop a stack of cookbooks. Are the cookbooks load bearing? Does the plant come with the house?

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Little Girl's Skeptical Look

ALT: Little Girl's Skeptical Look

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Firing up my work laptop for the first time in over 2 weeks. I do not feel Bonita.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’d watch a lifetime of Trivago commercials starring the man with all those teeth if it meant never watching a ‘Play OJO’ commercial again.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Vacation is almost over and I’ve decided I’m fully ready for “early retirement” in November.

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The Young Pope: All I Think About

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Presented my list of available vintage camper vans for my spouse’s review. Spouse: Do you ever just turn it off and relax? Me: No, but I might if I had a vintage camper van.

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Joan Ferguson: You Played Right Into Her Hands

ALT: Joan Ferguson: You Played Right Into Her Hands

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Does my field bred, orange golden retriever need this highland cow costume? That was just a test. Of course he needs this costume.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’ve got two wolves in me and they both want to go back to Ireland.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Restoration company: So do you still have a hole in your roof? Me: Well, it didn’t close on its own. So, yes.

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Taylor Swift Says 'Obviously'

ALT: Taylor Swift Says 'Obviously'

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Insurance provided restoration company: So you’re cool, right? You shouldn’t need emergency service since this happened 3 days ago. Me: Sir, there is a hole in my roof and it’s raining. Does this not constitute an emergency?

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Nick Confused Meme Reaction

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Convincing myself that for my birthday, I either need to bring another dog home, or buy a van to stay in when I’m down by the river.

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Chris Farley - Matt Foley Dance

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Still without power. Still the proud owner of a new skylight in my roof I that I didn’t ask for.

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Jake Statefarm Looks Confused

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A large group of people just marched past my house on Rothesay road carrying a cross and some flags. Is it the end of times?

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My Friday evening nap was rudely interrupted by gravity & a neighbour’s tree ripping the power mast off of my house. Now, I’m furiously trying to find an electrician to reconnect my power once the nice SJE man is finished disconnecting me… It’s not going well.

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Super Cool Love It! Thumbs Up

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

For fun, I checked out rentals in Toronto today should I want to work out of the Toronto office in the future. Turns out, I don’t want to work out of the Toronto office & have a new appreciation for my tiny little NB house & the fog.

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Country Mouse and City Mouse: Louis Moustache, Alexander

ALT: Country Mouse and City Mouse: Louis Moustache, Alexander

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I may have some regrets in life, but paying a ridiculous credit card annual fee for the privilege of unlimited Maple Leaf lounge access is not one of them.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I’ve had it with the heat & humidity. I think I’m ready for October so I can start complaining about being cold.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Well, not sure anything will ever top last night’s adventures.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Feels weird to be watching the Jays on TV when the Sky Dome is literally outside my window. I’m ‘Always Sky Dome, never Rogers Centre’ years old.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Just witnessed someone at YSJ landing wearing just a T-shirt and bikini bottoms. There’s casual travel wear, and then there’s whatever that was.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Today, I was sent an excel spreadsheet for analysis that had such egregious and unnecessary formatting, I considered calling IT to revoke their O365 license.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Made the mistake of watching Isabelle Klee make breakfast for Simon on his last day before starting work this morning. There goes my work day 😭

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Humbling to learn that my best colleague was approximately 1 years old when I started working at our company.

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Confused Math Lady Meme

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Title of my corporate memoir: “Was I actually yelling at you on slack, or was I just being direct and female?”

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Kermit Sipping Tea

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Back on my “Let’s move to a small town and find community” bullshit because I’ve been watching too many Hallmark movie like shows that are warping my brain.

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Mel_issues @mel-issues.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I may have a lot of random tattoos, but do you know what I’ve never been compelled to tattoo on my body in the past 24 years of my corporate career? My company’s corporate logo.

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David Rose from Schitt's Creek

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