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I successfully went for a walk today, Garrett Mitchell crushed a bomb... glad to see us type 1 diabetics succeeding together

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 6h

Another classic managerial blunder from Dave Roberts: he told the monkey's paw he wanted the NLCS "to be a sweep again."

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13h

They should play them all at once, each on 25% of the screen, and then the viewer can pick which one has the sound on, like in the MLB app

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 14h

Rebranding slam poetry as vibe writing and ruining every coffee shop open mic night within a 2,500 km radius

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 16h

A singer who covets a singing bird sounds like a story from Arabian Nights

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Every day someone named Alistair Franington posts something like "I wrote about Vernon Gloop's decision to keep using Twitter, and Gideon Klumberbutz's justification of it," and they all have 100,000 followers, and I don't know who any of them are

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"But they realised they were no longer little Girls... they were Little Women."

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Will my family “contain” me in a hospital just because my body is clearly broken

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

More cards need trivia like this instead of "[player] had 2 RBIs on [date].

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He's just laying the groundwork to have his barber executed

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

lord i was not prepared

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

These odds don't even make sense. There are four teams left, so they all have a 25% chance of winning

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Incredible that these people still exist. It’s like those Japanese holdouts except no one wants them back

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There's already been lots of articles about how Lewis would hate this interpretation of Narnia, but my best guess is that he would shrug in polite bafflement at the Streep casting and all the glam rock stuff, but write an ten page rant about how the dwarfs veered slightly from their mythical origins

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Lots of discourse lately about how men don't read anymore, but not me. I'm reading Dr. No and letting it shape my views on women and minorities.

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This movie should have starred Digger. He should just wander from movie to movie

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Have been playing the Resident Evil 4 Remake on Steam, accidentally clicked on the Community tab, and immediately drowned in a flood of the horniest possible content allowed under the platform's rules

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If only there was a recent example of people voting for a major change for the hell of it backfiring in some way… but alas, it’s impossible

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not sure about the choice to give every replicant a strong Irish accent but I guess they had to do something different after 2049

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don’t have any strong thoughts on any version of Carrie but this does sound like it could be an old gag on The Critic

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Actually, I think Ultra Intelligence is better”

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Unfortunately it would be very funny if he made them all change the name again

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The opening scene is wild, and I don't know if many modern thrillers would be given the leeway to do something like that

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The CIA has hired my childhood friend's older brother, who unlocked all the cheats in GoldenEye like it was no big deal

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Getting another wave of author spam and can't help but picture an old-timey version. "Dear Herman, I came across Moby-Dick and couldn't help but be captivated by the way Ishmael observed Ahab's maniacal quest. Are the stage play rights available? Sincerely, Nathaniel Hawthorne."

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Protestant Reformation is happening again in Chicago

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don't announce the date like that. That's how you get the plot of a thriller called, like, The Quebec Entanglement.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 08/10/2026

News in Photo:

Elon Musk says Alberta should separate from Canada just like his wives and adult children separated from him

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My best guess is that they're being run through something to colorise and restructure them, but who knows. It's like watching an alien try to make a meme page.

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Confused by the latest abomination, an account with a horny avatar called "Snoopy Says" that posts real Peanuts cartoons with vapid commentary and, occasionally, bizarre artifacts, as seen in the second panel

An old Peanuts cartoon, but the dialogue in one panel is replaced with "keep same input"

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would also like to congratulate Anne Carson. Good work.

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A couple of years ago we were all happy to watch the Dodgers beat up on the Yankees and in retrospect that was like saying, "Well, MY pact with Mephistopheles won't backfire"

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This one really made me laugh when I saw it in our pitch group

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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I can't believe Netflix made East of Eden instead of this

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not super topical, but I just learned that William Goldman wrote a sequel novel to Marathon Man where Roy Scheider secretly survives and works to foil a plot to trigger WWIII by killing world leaders with "exploding children," which culminates in him killing Dustin Hoffman's child-bomb-building wife

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love to watch postseason baseball in a haunted brutalist sepulchre named after an orange juice company, it's just like Field of Dreams envisioned

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Spending 35 years in the academy is out. Spending 35 years replying "Yes" to PhrenologyAndCocaineGuy on Twitter is in

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's probably an article in how everyone who wants to reinvent the philosopher king doesn't even want to bother with the philosophy part anymore, they just think that posting on social media makes you smart

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is an admirable attitude but I’d like to open the floor to even more contentious subject matter: which commonly banned book is actually a lousy read

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don’t forget to tip your servers.

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love Radiohead's iconic Affable Android

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