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Princess Ship Captain

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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clearly. Obviously. Fucking, duh.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Evie is my kid's name! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fair enough!
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So then why would they need this rule?
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Why would you need the computer to tell you which months have the letter r in them?!
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Due to climate change, I'm adding a April September buffer.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
And that's a good luck and good night to npr for me. Unbelievable.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/05/2026
Folks, these are the rantings of a crazy person. Note how Trump resorts to attacking the wives of men he doesn’t like. The president is a lunatic.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Jfc, just ... already.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I just shared this with my husband. And now, i wait.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yeah, it can. I can see a million commercials and read a million articles, and I still can't afford them if I wanted them.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No. Was that a real question?
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Science and marketing aren't the same conversation. These are both marketed as a panacea and that necessitates skepticism.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yikes! I didn't know that!
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Prairie dawn is a subversive queen. In this essay, I will....
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Im fucking dead.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This an extremely common info dissemination device on social media.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
All the money in the world....every fucking advantage possible...it's so sad.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How hard have you tried?
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That weird little part of a cat's ear is called Henry's pocket.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
He acknowledged it late 85. Didn't give a speech about til 87.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And from her own lips, she was never permitted to talk to Reagan about AIDS.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Also, according to Margaret Hekler herself, she was never able to speak to Reagan about AIDS. It was never on the agenda.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If POTUS isn't talking about it, it's not seen as that important to the general population. It's willfully ignorant to pretend that doesn't make a huge difference. Astoundingly arrogant. We knew he purposefully choosing NOT to talk about it. Which was worse.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I am a winner!
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
5.89 yesterday
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's not a fever dream that he didn't publicly acknowledge AIDS until late 85. If you don't know the difference between that and a soundbite from hhs, you're being deliberately ignorant. There was a whole ass Broadway play and dead icon of a movie star before he opened his mouth.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yeah, it's all just fear, right?
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My kid wrote me a poem in 2nd grade: Do i smell hot dogs? Baby, you light me up! Mom, you smell like beef.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This is my villain origin story.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
❤️
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Basically! "The blue guy" you could always just kind of tell he was a tortured soul. I remember him fondly.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This guy is local to me. I think he died. Poor guy ☹️
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"I don't have kids. Why are my taxes paying for schools?" Because we live in a fucking society, you dumb assholes 😒
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Say more... RW in a small c conservative kind of way...or?
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Dodger, But Artful @justdodgerolltv.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
AI is always theft. AI is always boiling the oceans. AI is always poisoning the water table. AI is always stealing your peers' jobs. AI is always unethical. It's not complicated.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I literally got kicked out of one because I suggested that some alternative medicines were worth trying...like aloe vera.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Why wasn't I born in a country with annual cat festivals? This seems a grievous error.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Having not read the article, the "problem" is how we dealt with the south. We fucked reconstruction and we're still suffering.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
You're blowing my mind right now.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
5.70 a gallon today in my town.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This just happened to me! Is it a joke?
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Finally watching Marty Supreme, and the grace given to bullshit white men will never not astound me.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Brett Favre is a sexual harasser who committed welfare fraud.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I resent this straightforward depiction of myself. ☹️
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is like when you're kinda drunk and you find yourself in a place in New Orleans that you are fully unworthy of 🙌
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Convenience is often very inconvenient. Like don't lie about what a frustrating shit show tech can be. My vcr never did that.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🎯
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
One orange and one tabby cat embraced and posing for the camera like a newspaper engagement photo.
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Princess Ship Captain @megenap.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Fuck
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