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megan cook

@megancook.bsky.social
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a little bit lactose intolerant, a little bit people intolerant

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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Okay guys time to break out connect four
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I feel like writing yelp reviews is a crucial part of my civic duty
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I told my mom Selena Gomez was engaged and she immediately goes “so I take it she’s not getting back together w Justin” she’s trained so well
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m the type of girl who will eat an entire large popcorn 30 minutes into a movie.
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Anyone else have that one family member that stays obnoxiously long after everyone leaves. Like please take a hint
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
As an adult, I kind of like the idea of Silent Reading Time
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A man says "trust me, kid. Wear sunscreen."" The kid replies "why? you're only 35 and your face looks fine." The man leans in with a ghoulish expression and asks "does it?" The man squints his eyes, and when he does so the sides of his face mutate into a raisin-like texture. The kid starts sweating profusely in sheer terror.
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For the past three days every time I’ve gotten in the car, no matter what time of day - thriller by Michael Jackson comes on and honestly, I’m not upset about it
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Girl hack: if you get a new favorite water bottle, you will drink more water 😌 #girls #girlhack #drinkwater #waterbottle
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?
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megan cook @megancook.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
my feed rn is mushroom photos, politics, and photos of space. Good job algorithm sums me up well
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