meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 17/10/2025No social media platform is friendly to improv comedy clips…. Bluesky let’s prove them wrong!!!!!!!!!! 3846
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025So basically this is a drawing of the Spider of Time and then a crocodile and a lobster 4703
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Reckoning with the fact that if I travel for Christmas I will not be able to see Avatar in my preferred theater and format opening day and in full blue paint. On the other hand I could go to the beach. 3540
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I met a very nice group of furries at comic con who recognized me and I’m genuinely still mad I didn’t take a picture with them 21380
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025She is black and white for an amazing reason 21050
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Pitch meeting: so My thing is that I’m sort of just a normal silly girl that people like 2540
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I legit watched all of Annie Hall plus one 30 rock that’s how long my dentist appointment was today 6880
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I’m going to try to use this website but really the only reason I’m still on the other one is out of habit 152470
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025My house smells like trash and honestly I wish there was a solution that didn’t involve taking out the trash 6861
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Logging on here and immediately remembering friends from 2020 that I forgot about 333015
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m assuming everyone using this app lives in Brooklyn or has a connection to Brooklyn basically come to my Christmas/Hanukkah show on December 12th!! We’re doing 3 one-act plays to celebrate the seaon!!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mount... 2470
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Drake if he was a fly: I was buzzing through the 6 with my wings 41073
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Thank god you’re here @baldanndowd.bsky.social 1230
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Would anyone like to start the first controversy on here so the New York post can say “BlueSkies turns into cloudy days on new social media app” 72016
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Every literary fiction book got the animal abuse chapter 4881
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Phillip Roth books be like hot dog! I’m jealous of that tampon in that woman’s puss! 2350
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I have the sort of opposite but maybe actually parallel jerking off problem that men have where they lose all sensitivity because and it ruins sex because my problem is I can cum in 25 seconds and all I have to do is look at your mom 41010
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m going to clown school in Paris in January and it’s the 100 year old French clown that Hillary Clinton interviewed and I’m debating if I should do a good old fashioned vlog series about it….. 81030
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Dude I’d love to work at the sperm bank I love jerking off!!!!!! But on the other hand I would hate to work at the horse sperm bank 72394
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Women be like: what’s my boyfriend who domestically abused me up to rn 21502
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Hey guys just wanted to see what was happening over here 101390
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Social media is for plugging other social medias anyways here’s this www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7yJTB9/tiktok.commeg bitchell on TikTokDid he forget any questions? #manonthestreet #satire #whatareyoulisteningto 3281
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Omg wait this is awesome bluesky is a new platform to name search myself on 5831
Reposted by meg bitchelljestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 06/09/2023Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰 Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔 Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back 1391
Reposted by meg bitchell⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 02/07/2023every road in Dallas is either called Sunshine Daisy Honeysuckle Lane or the Ronald Reagan AIDS Response Commemorative Highway 826039
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Twitter can’t end because I was days away from working up the courage to dm the guy from BCNR that follows me 2340
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2023ooooohhhhhh his NAME is WILL HUNTING and he’s GOOD 2594
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I think it would be funny to tell everyone I’m moving to New York (implying NYC) but actually just go to Buffalo 5380
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Does anyone in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex wanna hang out tonight 1150
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Can all of my enemies keep the same profile pictures on here I almost liked one of their posts 0677
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 01/07/2023My mom lowkey succumbing to dementia is sad and annoying but I got to show her the nightman cometh Always Sunny episode again and she forgot all of it and she loved it so that was nice 5740
meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Screaming crying throwing my fucking brains out because I was at bed bath and beyond closing sale and saw some lady buy the last kitchen aid stand mixer half off I can’t believe this 2470
