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meg bitchell

@meganbitchell.bsky.social
15K followers 139 following 162 posts

female actress, girl comedian

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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
YAY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Trust me if I could sing I would be doing some of the worst musical comedy in the world already
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
No social media platform is friendly to improv comedy clips…. Bluesky let’s prove them wrong!!!!!!!!!!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
She spins the web of eternity
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
So basically this is a drawing of the Spider of Time and then a crocodile and a lobster
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Yes and my stupid mom will be alive forever and we will have infinite Christmases!!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Reckoning with the fact that if I travel for Christmas I will not be able to see Avatar in my preferred theater and format opening day and in full blue paint. On the other hand I could go to the beach.
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Died ❤️
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I had never spoken to anyone in a fursuit before so I was just overwhelmed and forgot to get a picture ugh maybe next year
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I met a very nice group of furries at comic con who recognized me and I’m genuinely still mad I didn’t take a picture with them
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
She is black and white for an amazing reason
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I’ll out woke you don’t try me
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Pitch meeting: so My thing is that I’m sort of just a normal silly girl that people like
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Bro I WISH they still gave you painkillers
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m capable of getting ready for any event in one and a half 30 rocks
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I legit watched all of Annie Hall plus one 30 rock that’s how long my dentist appointment was today
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Not for a girl like me
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Let me take my shoes off at the dentist
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’m going to try to use this website but really the only reason I’m still on the other one is out of habit
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I completely got bangs
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hi!!!!!!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My house smells like trash and honestly I wish there was a solution that didn’t involve taking out the trash
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Logging on here and immediately remembering friends from 2020 that I forgot about
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It’s vintage Victor Costa! I got it on eBay!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
yayyyyy
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Thank you my hero
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m assuming everyone using this app lives in Brooklyn or has a connection to Brooklyn basically come to my Christmas/Hanukkah show on December 12th!! We’re doing 3 one-act plays to celebrate the seaon!!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-mount...
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Drake if he was a fly: I was buzzing through the 6 with my wings
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Thank god you’re here @baldanndowd.bsky.social
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Damn
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Omg couples costume idea!!!!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Damn that’s better
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Awful Halloween costume idea I had
Notes app that says “Amy Coney Brat”
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Would anyone like to start the first controversy on here so the New York post can say “BlueSkies turns into cloudy days on new social media app”
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ugh so good
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It’s okay I got treatment and has my last therapy session today!!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Can you elaborate on how I’m a crook
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Every literary fiction book got the animal abuse chapter
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Phillip Roth books be like hot dog! I’m jealous of that tampon in that woman’s puss!
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have the sort of opposite but maybe actually parallel jerking off problem that men have where they lose all sensitivity because and it ruins sex because my problem is I can cum in 25 seconds and all I have to do is look at your mom
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Straight up I would never joke about going to clown school
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m going to clown school in Paris in January and it’s the 100 year old French clown that Hillary Clinton interviewed and I’m debating if I should do a good old fashioned vlog series about it…..
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Now where on earth would you hear something as insane and nonsensical as this…..
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Girl spit the damn gum out
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dude I’d love to work at the sperm bank I love jerking off!!!!!! But on the other hand I would hate to work at the horse sperm bank
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m talking about myself
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You see now this is why I’m confused
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I keep having gay sex dreams I’ve haven’t had those since high school it’s crazy
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I’m drunk but straight up I might be gay
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meg bitchell @meganbitchell.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
He would fuck with my vibe I think
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