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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Why do we* say FAQs as eff ehh cues instead of facts? *we does not include me
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“Is not Life miserable enough, comes not Death soon enough, without resort to the hideous enginery of War?” -Horace Greeley
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I had a Snickers after the gym and, I dunno man. I think this is just who I am.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
So I am generally nice and helpful to anyone anywhere. It’s just my personality. Sometimes people think that it’s a weakness, a softness. And then I have a tech issue and the literal head of IT sees my name pop up and grabs the ticket to personally help because I’m “such a pleasure to work with.”
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frankwheller.bsky.social @frankwheller.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
So back with the Tylenol causes autism thing, I wondered what Tylenol did to piss off Secretary Zombie. Surely they must have done something for us to support, right? Well……no. Now Kimberly-Clarke causes autism for the low price of $4.75B.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Just took me 6 tries to tell my friend he’s eating a girl dinner in German, and now I’m not sure who is making fun of whom.
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a cartoon of a boy with the words that 's what makes it fun
ALT: a cartoon of a boy with the words that 's what makes it fun
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Reading a book about trans thieves and a trans professor, written by a trans professor. It is SO SO GOOD. Engaged me right away from page 1. I am not trans, but have learned so much about experiences I’ll never have myself. I wish more people would be receptive to this.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Reading Jordy Rosenberg’s “Confessions of the Fox,” and I am now even more depressed because today’s slang is so lacking.
Footnotes at the bottom of a book page, the upper half of the page being seemingly empty. The first 6 of 7 footnotes is just the word “pussy.”
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Isn’t this just the CEO’s daily driver?
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Always fun to shift in my armchair during a work meeting and it sounding like a long slow fart.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Undocumented people aren't eligible for food stamps, yet I guarantee that if you arrived at their door hungry, they would share their food with you.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Leaked document. Yikes, things are about to get much worse. It looks like we’re on the verge of becoming a military state across the country. Step out of line, and the man come and take you away.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
There’s something to be said for having a leader that not only doesn’t flinch when you say you’re applying out, but encourages you to (because this place is a shitshow and they want out, too).
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Is the Frog standing up to ICE this generation’s Flower in the Gun?
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Blue sky needs to start banning all the govt accounts that are now using this platform to violate the hatch act.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Movie theaters are struggling? It’s not the ticket prices. It’s the SEVENTY TWO FUCKING DOLLARS for 5 large drinks and 2 medium popcorns.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The amount of “oil and natural gas” commercials showing how terrible life would be without products made with them is ridiculous. As if we can’t replace these products with innovation. Immediately? Ofc not. But acting like it’s impossible is infuriating propaganda.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Watching Copilot generate an image is like watching porn download on dial up.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I really hate when businesses say “don’t give customers what they want. They don’t know what they want. Give them what they need!” And then proceed to ignore every ounce of customer feedback. Why even give a feedback option if it just links directly to the trashcan?
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
How do I know storing my photos in Amazon Prime photos (part of the membership) isn’t just feeding their AI monster? (I’m not storing photos there, personally)
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Watching the Google Pixel commercial where the phones are all vanilla soft serve cones. And the woman asks her phone which flower would be less expected. Her phone. Instead of, I dunno, the human being inside who could ask more questions and personalize more. Wtf are we even doing?
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 12/10/2025
⚠️ STATES, LOCALS, TRIBAL NATIONS, TERRITORIES ⚠️ HHS has eliminated EVERY SINGLE SAFEGUARD FOR DATA PROTECTION AT CDC. Giving data to CDC is no longer safe and puts your residents at risk. Unless and until all CDC’s data protections are restored you should consider CDC a bad actor.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
People that don’t have their email chains automatically group blow my mind. What do you mean you’re replying to last week’s email on an issue that has already been done and dusted for days? What do you mean?!?
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It took me 8 days to realize why it’s been so hard to settle and choose horror movies and shows to stream this month. 8 days to realize that the real world is scarier than 98% of what horror entertainment can throw at me.
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a man in a vampire costume says " you don t think that 's scary "
ALT: a man in a vampire costume says " you don t think that 's scary "
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Why do spirits always scratch in marks of 3? Do ghosts not have pinkies?
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I was today years old when I learned that the detective from Grantchester, Robson Green, was a pop star in 1990. He was part of a duo called Robson and Jerome. Jerome is…Jerome Flynn.
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a cartoon of a monkey wearing 3d glasses with an explosion coming out of his head and the words lind blown below him
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2025
PSA: If reading wasn’t political, they wouldn’t be banning books.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I’m so tired of every fucking streaming app charging more and more for different tiers of access. And on top of that, the quality is worse and worse and worse. Let’s go back to 4 channels you can ignore, PBS you can love, and books. Alllll the books.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
At what point do we agree to stop calling someone a “harmless old man/woman,” just because they aren’t physically attacking people? They’re still spreading harm with their hateful, bigoted rhetoric, everywhere they go.
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"I can still be a Republican but not like Trump" No you can't. If you agree and support those that empower the pedophile, YOU ARE EMPOWERING THE PEDOPHILE!
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Sometimes it makes me sad to realize I grew up with parents that shared Lorelei Gilmore’s pop culture repertoire and my friends did not.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
How fun
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s weird to grow up with all this technology and realize you’re a Luddite.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
One of my favorite things is when a recruiter will reach out and say I’m perfect for a role, and then ghost when I say a 7 hour one way drive to be on site each day is excessive. I guess I can see why they say nobody wants to work anymore.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12/09/2025
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Who wants to explain why ALL THREE toilets in this house have decided together that running all the damn time is the best use of their days?
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I just rescued a very tired and very thirsty bumblebee. Ain’t nobody telling’ me NOTHING for the rest of the day. #BeeGentle #SaveTheBees
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
The most unrealistic thing about Twisted Metal is a PT Cruiser outrunning….anything.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
STILL need a reason to support your local PBS station instead of Paramount -? Here you go! $7-10 (or more if you have it!) per month and you get better programming without commercial interruptions.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As of right now, today is NOT the day I get laid off. So please, everyone, have a drink (alcoholic or not, dealer’s choice) and celebrate my employment for one more day.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Doctor: Do you feel an impending sense of doom that you can’t seem to shake? Me: Well, I live in America. So absolutely yes, all the time.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
How am I supposed to trust AI when it can’t even extrapolate that I could POSSIBLY mean “homicide” when I accidentally spell it “honicide?” Also, new season of Professor T with Ben Miller dropped on PBS Passport today, so don’t forget to take your Paramount+ money and subscribe to Passport!
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Dems should follow some common dating advice: "You can't fix him!" - trying to woo conservative voters by moving right "He cheated once, he will cheat again" - believing republicans will keep their negotiation promises "Find someone that shares your interests" - endorse progressive candidates!
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Overheard while shopping: I’m a good driver! I ain’t hit nobody in a few days!
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
My spouse argued with me about whether I was going to be 33 or 37 this year, and chose wrong. So, unrelated, anyone have a good divorce attorney? Asking for a friend.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What in the dystopian USA?! Just drove past a PUBLIC elementary school with a banner proudly thanking their…wait for it… CORPORATE SPONSORS.
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Megs Against the Machine @megagainstmachines.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
How are you? Well, I’m still in the habit of surviving.
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