Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 1hHas anyone made a horror movie parody of the Hallmark holiday movies yet 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 4hVisiting nurse postponed until tomorrow, so tomorrow: 8:30am meeting, then the visiting nurse, then the in-person appointment at the bank to attempt mom’s required minimum distribution, then 8+ hours of day job, then getting dinner on the table/other chores + hopefully a workout 🙏 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 4hThe professional need to keep building Excel formulae while people are slamming on your door and screaming 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 5hEvery 15 minutes, mom slams on my door to ask who is coming to our apartment at 5:30pm (no one) and to say we should cancel the appointment 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 6hThat thing where a tool stopped working over a year ago and I never noticed, so we are missing 15 months of data. Please fire me for this! 🙏🙏🙏 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 7hI logged off for 5 minutes but I want to log off forever: a memoir 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 8hGot 4 minutes into a workout but mom interrupted me to ask if we were having a clock delivered (we aren’t), which took 20 minutes, so I skipped lunch for nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 9hHave not even touched the task I blocked my calendar to tackle at 9am this morning lol 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 10hStop being texting me for money, James Talarico…5x a day is too much 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The new bolt-on acquisition (AI, CA) folks seem kind of culty? Like the types who are simultaneously really into microdosing hallucinogens and also growing their own alfalfa 110
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also, “You will go down as a total dirtbag” is just a weak insult. Generic. Uninspired. You gotta workshop your insults, man 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The new AI guidelines from management: “Consider when AI is actually needed! Look for non-AI solutions! Embedded macros exist!” can we forget about the embed AI into everything initiative now lol 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s a truth universally acknowledged that if you feel sleepy after eating, the only socially acceptable solution is to do more aggressive intermittent fasting 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thinking about tomorrow’s 8:30am meeting is making it difficult to sleep due to racing heart 020
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mom is convinced she's supposed to renew her driver's license tomorrow (she isn't), and she emphatically doesn't want to go 020
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mom says we she's seeing too many doctors and that we should have just handled her venous ulcers on our own 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Introduced mom to that Honey Badger video from like 2011, and she says it’s the funniest thing she’s ever seen 020
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchSen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives 211262218
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s a truth universally acknowledged that if you feel tired during the workday, the only socially acceptable solution is to set your alarm an hour earlier to do more cardio 030
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Added to another workstream; will no have time for breakfast or lunch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 110
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time I leave my room for a restroom break, mom is waiting outside my door saying “I NEED TO TALK TO YOU” but I have another call in 10 minutes and I already answered her questions 40 minutes ago she just has no memory of it 100
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone wants an mcp for Claude; nobody wants to pay for an mcp for Claude 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, European colleagues again rescheduling meetings from 9am my time to 8:30am my time 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Apparently, mom has been hating the (expensive, pre-cooked) chicken wings I've been buying for the past month, so just dumped 2 lbs of them into the compost bin 000
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oil is a sliding thing 211526
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Having glasses in my prescription is pretty great 020
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you’d like a signed copy of the final Sandman Slim novel, IN THE DEVIL WIND, you can order it from the link below. And if you’d like signed copies of my other books, scroll down the page or email samantha@riverstonebooks.com shop.riverstonebookstore.com/book/9780063... 04113
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kids all right.theguardian.com‘That’s so AI!’ What gen Alpha’s biggest insult tells usThe year’s most popular slang reveals what young people think about artificial intelligence – and it’s not positive 391762231
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All this talk of the new Taylor Swift song just reminded me of the lovely Aimee Mann song of the same title (bonus: James Urbaniak and Bradley Whitford are in the video), so thanks for that, TSwift. And hey! I like Taylor Swift Songs. But today calls for Aimee Mann. And maybe Kesha. 010
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchHomestar Blade Runner 20X6 @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it's getting sinister on the skyline 051
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every 20 minutes, mom slams on my door to ask what the plan is for tomorrow 010
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026failed at laundry as couldn't get a dryer; damp clothes are hanging off various pieces of furniture failed at grocery shopping, as the delivery guy smashed the eggs, which leaked on the fruit, so no eggs or fruit failed at my job, as took a day off and wasn't there when an urgent request came in 120
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Supervisor's mother-in-law may just have had a stroke, so our 6-person team is back down to 5 lol 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Would dying of lack of health insurance be preferable to having a job solely for health insurance 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was technically off today, but received an urgent request needing Monday delivery, after the rest of the team (in Europe) had already logged off 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have been spinning my wheels as hard as I can for the past 7 hours with absolutely nothing to show for it lol 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026CVS has once again quietly cancelled the order for my blood pressure medication ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 100
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All right, neighbor took every single dryer in the laundry room while I watched, leaving me with none, and is now 20 minutes late to empty them 😭😭😭 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have been trying to eat breakfast since 8am. It is now 1:35pm. The bowl of overnight oats is on my desk, but I can't eat them while I'm on camera for Teams meetings, and my dept management mandates that we be on camera for Teams meetings 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is it when I think I have a 10-minute window of free time, do I immediately sit down and dissociate instead of doing planks or push-ups 000
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Current mood: Make "Diamond Age" Mandatory Reading 015427
Reposted by Margaret Choke-a-BitchMax the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How would you describe your social media reachstatic.klipy.comGrasping At AtrawsALT: Grasping At Atraws 0514
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In-person appointment scheduled at the bank for next week; not holding my breath that the banker will be able to help. It's the same banker we met with last year, who told us to call the IRA department, who in turn told me the branch banker who sent me was a dumbass who wass wrong about everything 000
Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dealing with my own retirement accounts is so simple. If we just never touch mom's accounts again due to the incredible amount of hassle, who eventually gets that money? The state? 000
