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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch

@meeses.bsky.social
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I am short.

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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 1h
Amazing how much larger my ass is after a few weeks of doing squats under very light weight (vs. no weight at all), and how much easier this makes walking around or hauling laundry bags up and down stairs. Obviously, I knew this would happen intellectually!! RIP weight maintenance but oh well
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 2h
I was honestly so mad that Marvel/Netflix completely wasted the talents of Carrie-Anne Moss and Sigourney Weaver (honestly, who does that?!), even though I was glad they were getting paid. Anyway. Looking forward to Yaga
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 16h
$3.00 USD 😂😂😂
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 20h
Like 7 cops
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 20h
Bus has been boarded by cops verifying we all paid our fares…going to be late 😭😭😭
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve heard you specifically have to tell it to calculate, but…the spirit of Sister Loretta, my freshman year algebra & trigonometry teacher, would be so disappointed in me
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 20h
Definitely can’t let myself do that again lol
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 22h
Why do I feel so much better after eating a lunch of completely empty calories (noodles)
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's so emotionally difficult to log on to your work laptop and stealth work on a day you've taken off, but you'll regret it so much if you don't
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It looks like a comedy about an underdog team. They are woke and have a lot of heart, but they are bad at baseball. Then! The new coach, a grizzled old timer past his prime is brought in to turn things around, and they don't get along. The team teaches him to love again, and they win the big game!
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dan? I just called him Dan
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a lie, and it's a lie they've been telling since the 1950s. They push the story that technology will give the white-collar populace 4 or even 3-day work weeks, but that never materializes. 5-day work weeks with exponentially greater output expectations does.
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank goodness no one is getting raises for the third year in a row
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Near the Target
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ICE in my neighborhood, peeps, heads up
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Management pretty much believes that now that we have AI, no task can really be out of scope anymore
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whenever I send an email, there’s always a part of my mind that is absolutely sure there is something wrong in the attached file(s) and that the very act of sending it guarantees that someone will become enraged and scream at me
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need to be about 30% more vigilant about this than I am
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hadn’t noticed that mom pulled down her mask until the cab driver started coughing…too late now
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No cabs; we’re going to be so late for mom’s wound care appointment 😭😭😭
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Urgent project requiring weekend work all right let’s go
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mmmmm crunchy salt
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 12/10/2025
I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season
a scale of Dracula to Not Dracula going from right to left: Dracula (Dracula), Count Orlok (Legally Distinct Dracula), Drake from Blade Trinity (Might Be Dracula), Vlad the Poker (Probably Not Dracula, and Morbius (Not Dracula)
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazon not *too* wrong about me, I guess
Amazon's dossier about me reveals that I 1) Read regularly across genres, 2) Bakes regularly at home (I don't? I just eat a lot of peanut butter), 3) Practices skincare routine consistently, 4) Cooks Korean cuisine frequently (frequently is maybe a strong word, but ok), and 5) Maintains active fitness routine
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are WHAT
“In Ireland, where toads are supposed to have been banned by St. Patrick, they are nonetheless known, along with poets, as warty boys. Once I was engaged to a poet who was walking before me” excerpt from elspeth barker’s notes from the henhouse
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teams is flagging me as inactive after shorter and shorter time increments lol…not even 5 minutes these days
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do people do this?! Why
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tomorrow, back to a 4-hour block of meetings starting at 8:30am 😭😭😭
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like, I know you’re supposed to focus on the physical sensation of doing dishes, making the physical task into a meditative one, but I haven’t been able to maintain that discipline because I’m a lazy person with no willpower at all, apparently
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have come to the conclusion that cooking with nonstick pans is of course slowly murdering my family, but using non-nonstick pans just means we’re spending all our extra life doing dishes, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not being in meetings due to team absences is so beautiful…work would be so much more tolerable without meetings… 😭😭😭
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just get so much work done if my day doesn’t start with the violence of 8:30am meetings 😭😭😭
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At this point I'm getting substantially more texts from James Talarico than I get from my husband James... what are we
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How am I supposed to keep building Excel formulas under these conditions
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck anyone who sends a Teams message that’s just “Hello!” with no context or follow up — TYPE OUT WHAT YOU WANT
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m just not neurologically cut out for any of this lol
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I can start a work task first thing in the a.m., I can keep going for hours, but if I start with meetings at 8:30am, I never fully focus on delivering work product for the rest of the day. I’d say the solution would be to start work at, say, 6am, but I’m not allowed to log off early even if I did
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having meetings on my calendar effectively destroys my ability to work…what do I need to do to change my heart
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Supervisor is going in another 8-day holiday later this month. She was in holiday for 5 consecutive weeks this summer. Does anyone in Europe work lol
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The incompatibility of having any kind of physical needs at all and also keeping your job
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Easy to forget, while in a 4-hour block of morning meetings, that one also has a block of afternoon meetings
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Supervisor has once again rescheduled our weekly call to the 8:30am time
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
8:30am-12:30pm Monday block of meetings let’s gooooooo
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
EXACTLY
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always the zero sum game between the present and the future
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I lived in an apartment building that allowed them, I would most definitely cook more
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friend was rhapsodizing about how she's started cooking for herself instead of ordering takeout, and how it tastes so much better and is so much healthier (no doubt!) but then let slip that every night she's still doing dishes at 11pm
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, those adjustable elastic sport cord things that actually keep your glasses on your face are super helpful. Good job, those things!
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch @meeses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh man, this sounds like fun. For other people, as I'm notoriously an uncouth lout, but definitely for some of my NYC-based friends!
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