Reposted by David WhalesPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When the boys hear the McRib is back. 4292335
Reposted by David WhalesMARCY BONES! 🎃 @marcybones64.bsky.social · 09/10/2026advice that will save you up to $80k in debt 3813205
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026ArtCraft thoughts: I don’t like Adobe’s only option being Rent Our Software. But I hate AI more. I don’t use Adobe’s ai slop, so I’m not going to use a Temu house made of ai slop either. So no thanks. 020
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And here we go: Client and Management using AI to skirt around copyright law but the AI changed NOTHING in the image. 010
Reposted by David WhalesPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every article about someone praising some new ai thing is like “and then I never had to think about anything ever again. Just no more brain use! A dream. That my AI agent dreams for me. Bc I do not brain anymore.” 7876183
Reposted by David WhalesNyanbinary: Jamie Sharp @jamiesharp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026See You Later, Space Cowboy 2617
Reposted by David WhalesTara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see this has left my usual bluesky circle so uh, yeah, fuck AI, don’t be a snob. ✌️ 458182
Reposted by David WhalesTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 02/10/2026Anybody accusing Loish of using AI is just admitting that they never paid any attention to online art spaces for the last couple decades. 201814469
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My guaranteed Record Scratch is when I tell people I was in the Army. And when I was in the Army. And what I did in the Army.static.klipy.comBuster Bluth: My Awards, Mother. From Army.ALT: Buster Bluth: My Awards, Mother. From Army. 140
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Saw an elk today in a park I wasn’t expecting to see an elk in. 120
Reposted by David WhalesDizzygirl @dizzygirl.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026No, ya'll don't understand. Schmitt had to prove that he's a giant dumbass to qualify as JD's VP. Vance needs someone that makes him look smart. 5449281
Reposted by David WhalesAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down... 724360643
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m going to start a petition to change the lyrics from “Isn’t it Ironic?” To “Isn’t this some Bullshit!?” Cuz all those things are the bullshit that happen at the worst time. 010
Reposted by David WhalesChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026imagine telling people that you prefer the output of a computer to experiencing the wonder of another human's imagination like you're announcing that you are an anti-social asshole with bad taste, just to be clear 12683155
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Artistically, it was this screen in Megaman 2 where 8yo me said “I can draw these guys.” 010
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The AI didn’t know what a box and whisker plot was, so it made a very confusing bar graph with none of the data it was provided. It even had a garbled watermark. 010
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Prompt Around and Find Out How one lazy sleezy snake oil salesman can lose your company billions. 020
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe we should rename AI to Prime Intelligent Super Systems (PISS) Just PISS on it. 011
Reposted by David WhalesAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“George Lucas’ museum confuses illustration for art” Oh wow. Wall Street Journal confuses diarrhea for journalism 617435
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don’t call any money Trump may/may not give us a Stimulus or a Dividend. Call it what it is: Chump Change. 032
Reposted by David WhalesStefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026can't help you bud 71823389
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I will Kiryu into Valhalla. You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome. 030
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shoutout to the McDonalds employee in Bozeman, MT who used the Godzilla names for the Happy Meal toys. Every other stop in my hunt would say things like “the purple cat” or “this one.” 010
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Try Muse, your new Meta AI assistant.” No thanks, I’d rather have a molten glass enema than add to the AI Slop Crop. 130
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Unfortunately, there was a skunk in the barnyard. Somebody ate it. 010
Reposted by David WhalesBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 1454351173
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Duggish: “We had three floors in my giant grandparents’ house.” Me: You had giant grandparents?! 020
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We need to refer to any fonts generated by AI, be it shitty poster or derivative logos, as Sloppy Sans. 030
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Where was I 25 years ago? I woke up for French I at Kirkwood Community College and flipped on the radio to the news just before the second plane hit. I woke up my roommates (who had TVs) and saw everything else unfold. Being in the army reserve at the time made the subtext bonkers. 031
Reposted by David Whales✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 5342267
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comScrooge McDuck Swimming in MoneyALT: Scrooge McDuck Swimming in Money 010
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dumpy promised us $5,000 if his party stays in power. On top of the $5,000 Doge dividend from early 2025. On top of the $2,000 tariff rebate check promised in 2025 On top of the annual $1,000 – $1,500 annual rebates from gutting healthcare plans. On top of lowering gas prices. On top of winning. 120
Reposted by David WhalesKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171165583578
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 03/09/202610yo of the house: “Do you know anything about Minecraft?” Me:static.klipy.comMalcom In The MiddleALT: Malcom In The Middle 020
Reposted by David WhalesB.C. Wallin @bcwallin.com · 02/09/2026Every time I see this poster, this is all I can think of 502582429
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Oh, Mamdani. They won’t believe me. You won’t let those Slop bots delete me. 000
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Someone sent me an email summarized by Copilot and it sounds and feels like synthetic steak. 000
Reposted by David WhalesDigiDoggi @digidoggi.tv · 31/08/2026while I was already planning on boycotting this game, this is important information for people who are still on the fence, and now upgrades this game to the category of 'I will explode you if you try to make me care about it, don't ever talk to me about this thing' 5024141756
David Whales @mechadaveo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Taking your cat to a national park for a week is like abandoning Matt Damon on Mars. 000
Reposted by David WhalesJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018380
