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Mostly dumb thoughts. Men: do not interact with me, all else welcome.

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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chicken nuggets in the background
Penis shaped pasta in a cream sauce in  the foreground
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Poor Beavis licked himself raw
A small red patch with no fur on a dog's wrist
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Confession/brag: for a hot minute on my 👰‍♀️ night I was trying to keep my curls protected so they'd be fabulous the next day and then i remembered to live in the moment and enjoyed a sexy shower with my mt man. Besides the amazing toilet there was also a 2 person soaking tub with this view.
A giant soaking tub with a view of a mountain out the window
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Attempting to flat press dry my 👰‍♀️ bouquet so I can put it in a frame, perhaps with leftover dress lace? 🙏 4 my craft attempt
Various flowers arranged on parchment paper about to be smashed by heavy books for 6 weeks
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have no idea what the ✨ function was but I didn't hate it.
Fancy toilet controls
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A babe and her handsome boy
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
GMA is mad about baby Beavis
By the way who is Beavis? A baby I don't know about? Is this why you're getting married?

Love to you all even Beavis,
Great Grand Mom
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can't tell if my sister is trying to hijack my weekend with manufactured family drama or if she's trying to give me a heads up...either way, I choose not to worry about it because it all seems very normal of them to me!
A long and kind of frantic text from my sister in which she is very judgmental (in my opinion) of our (strange aloof) parents
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Perfect image, no notes
Mark Z in pervert glasses looking like he's ogling your mom
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I miss Beavis
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Big hair. I posted an ig story for comparison to how I usually wear my curls
A beautiful fortyteen something with volumized curls
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is what i want
Dolly Parton holding a bouquet with flowers in her hairDolly Parton with flowers in her hair
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who is she? Stoned on the couch, puppy on my lap, watching a nat geo, "automated" chores in progress like descaling the coffee maker, laundry, and roomba🤩
A tiny puppy lays with paws tucked on his human's lap.
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i swore this said "AUTISM" and was like...that's a choice for a wedding ring
a "viking" inspired wedding band because there are people into that kind of thing
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
dear @kingroxy.bsky.social i saw this and thought of u
A full gallon jug of red and green sweet bell peppers, dried at their peak freshness and ready whenever you are. Scoop a handful into soups, stir fries, eggs, or rise, and enjoy the vibrant flavor of bell peppers! No trip to the store and no half a pepper going soft in the drawer.
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
he's giving costanza vibes
George Costanza poses on a chaise lounge
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
a tiny denim vest with studs and a "big skum" patch
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
dog sitting for other anxious dog moms helps me feel less nuts (dolly is here for the day)
one tiny black dog and one small red dog on a big red couch
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Reflecting pool green themed desserts: jello pretzel salad and Watergate salad
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sorry for your heatwaves, it snowed a foot up there today
Snow at slightly higher elevation churches in a photo of pine forest
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I officially moved my wildlife cam to spy on my neighbors/see if they really attract a bear but then I looked at the old direction to see a deer friend
A deer on a grassy hillside
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two tiny dogs fight over a bong
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He is not a fan of bark collar. He won't even eat a treat right now he's so disappointed in me😭😭😭
A tiny boy in a bark collar
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
mama and baby elk
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Enjoy some buns
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
my lovesac supersac is so big and beavis is so small
A small tuft of hair emerges from the top of a giant foam filled poof chair in front of a window
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is from earlier but can you even believe this baby lives with me and cuddles me when I'm feeling bad??
An insanely adorable small dog gazes into your soul
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The results seem ok enough but I like curl clumps which is also why I like a gluey cream
A side profile of curls
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Excited to wash my hair tonight
Jvn air dry cream that my fellow curly hair with bangs pal hyped
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Birthday goat
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
my vision, v1
a sample mockup floor plan of a reception space
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm not going to disturb an angel
A tiny dog naps in a lap
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
FYI for anyone who's dreamt about haddock recently 🎣
An old dream interpretation and numerology book on the start of H themes featuring an illustration of a man playing a Hurdy Gurdy. The first listing, for Haddock, reads "901. To dream you eat this fish means you may have lovers' quarrels but they will end up peacefully."
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
welcome to the daily Beavis
A smol boy
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I am pleased
Lime green manicure
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Liberated from the lost and found
A gold coil hair tie that the universe owes me
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i got a little stoned which helps my natural inability to relax and then I started training Beavis which was both feeding my activity addiction but also helping me play.
A handsome smol gremlin puppy waits patiently for a treat
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
And then I saw two moose's by being at the right place at the right time which is my magical reminder that I'm on the right path 🥹
Two moose eat willowsTwo mooses eat willows
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A wild gremlin chews a bone with spikey hair, denim studded vest, and red flannel
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Weird espresso drink should help my migraine, maybe?
The Pathfinder Espresso Tonic
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I invited girlfriends over tomorrow so I broke out all my best throw pillows 🥰
A beautiful throw pillow collection featuring a tiny dog on a big couch
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Sparkly manicure
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Found in my notes from August 15, 2025:
Making up my own conspiracy theory zonkec right now

Natural deodorant

The way I stand

Final destination  codependent 

Every guy has a green hat with gold stitching
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
SMALL CSA: $650 (save $20-30 PLUS get $10 FREE MEAT every month) 2 dozen eggs 10-13 pounds of meat - you choose your meat! This is enough for about 5-10 meals depending on how many people you're cooking for. Black Dog Farm tote bag for your CSA
2 dozen eggs
Choose 1: whole chicken, spatchcock chicken, or pork shoulder roast
Choose 2: pork sausage (breakfast, Italian, chorizo), chicken thighs, chicken wings, chicken drumsticks, ham hock, ground pork, dog treats
Choose 1: bacon, chicken breast, pork chops, large bratwurst links (any flavor), chicken sausage, ground chicken, bone broth
Choose 2: pork spare ribs, pork belly, whole chicken, pork shoulder roast, 2# wings, 2# sausage, 2 pkg thighs, 2# ground pork, 2 pkg pork large links OR 1 whole duck
Your options have $10 FREE MEAT built in each month.
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is what Beavis would look like if he wasn't a bootleg knock off
A black and tan pomchi
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
FYI re Beavis
DNA Dog Breed Results
26.8% Pomeranian
26.5% Chihuahua
15.1% Poodle (Small)
14.3% Shih Tzu
9.2% Yorkshire Terrier
4.9% Dachshund
3.2% Pekingese
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Enormous hooter, smol dog
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Left my office early to smoke a j and Beavis decided to work late. Then took a shower and my boy curled up in his cave instead of crying outside the shower. He's become so independent this week 🥹
A small dog in a cone on a gray dog bedA small dog in a cone in a cozy crate
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🤕🤯⚡🚶‍♀️⛰️🥾🦬🏕️🧭🎶 @meatsr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is Beavis on trazodone and gabapentin 🙃
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