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roxy demento

@kingroxy.bsky.social
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roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.

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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
in a face-sitting mood
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i don't think anyone on this app is trying to fuck me, unlike twitter, so i want to say i cannot stop farting.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
there are some people i straight up forgot about on here. oh no what if you guys all forgot me too
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the boy has been doing really well since his diagnosis (stage 3 kidney disease). he is on prescription food and these pouches of hydration gravy and he has gained a little weight and perked up a little. and no new symptoms !
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
okay i am going to try to make all my twitter posts here too to see if it helps me transition over here.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
oh god oh fuck, my mutagen !
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
'if i had legs i'd kick you' is the world's most stressful experience for people with low tolerance for babies crying or little kids screaming.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
hi both of my ears hurt
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
also since no one is paying attention to me here, last weekend i took a bunch of psylium husk to try to poop before my boyfriend visited and it didn't work and then i had to hold in my farts until he was in REM sleep. and i feel like a navy seal couldn't have done what i did
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
no one is paying attention to me here so i just want this to be a safe space for me to say zooey d*schanel looks really weird now.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 16/12/2025
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
posting on bluesky to inform you all of my first mammogram tomorrow which i have put off for three years. everyone cross their fingers for me okay.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
someone come paint my nails
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
after not hearing from him in over a month, i just discovered that @zdarfan.bsky.social passed away last month. truly a wonderful soul who was funny, sweet, and kind. truly the king of reply guys.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
just got raptured but tmobile still has service up here
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the three stooges wiki is as compelling as 'wolf hall'
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
writing "shooting = gun violence" on my hand
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
roxy demento, smiling politely
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
can someone come over and gently hold my face in their hands and force me to look in my knitting stuff for the needles i need?
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
hi i miss you guys. i'm in trouble on twitter for saying i wish that coffee was free and baristas made as much as doctors. none of the people who are mad are doctors. anyway someone buy me coffee
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
everyone is asleep
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
sometimes my bidet hits its target so true it feels personal
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i am banned from instagram messages for three days for being too sexy so if that's where we talk... talk to me here.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
i miss you guys
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
i had such a lovely date last weekend
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
gentle nip reveal on main for @kingroxy.bsky.social ‘s birthday🎂🎉 Everyone tell Roxy Happy Birthday and thank you 🧁!
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
do i have any simps on here?
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
(texting every man in my phone) hi daddy, how much can i spend on the sonny angel website (it was accidentally a group text) (my uncle is in there)
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
new crush new crush new crush doesn't follow me here so i can talk about him.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
update: i am still that girl
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
me: trying to concentrate my brain: 🎶 it's the thuggish ruggish ᵇᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒⁿⁿⁿᵉᵉᵉ🎵
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
i'm planning on looking beautiful tonight if that's okay with you fucking freaks
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
hey it's almost my birthday. in like... a month. what are you getting me
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i am so fucking sad
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
i don't know who needs to hear this BUT i'm fucking stupid
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
'the fat pope' on hbo
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
i am so sad
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i am stoned and in love and sad and... hungry
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i am very sad and very beautiful. maybe love is bad.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i am gonna take a hot shower and then get high if you don't mind
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
who else has an ice pack strapped to their face rn
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
breakups are hard, but at least sometimes... i am asleep
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i'm depressed
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i made an appointment to get my ears pierced thursday. let's see if i actually do it.
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
you should all be looking at my boobs more to imbue them with power
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
oh i am so sad
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roxy demento @kingroxy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
i knew you in another life, you had the same look in your eye
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