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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/09/2026
charlie kirk, honestly one of the best to ever do it (die)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Crazy that Flock cameras contain $650 worth of gold each and up to $500 worth of copper 
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you haven’t read this in full it’s a gutwrenching account of both the sickening serial rape allegations against them and how many friends they have in the Trump administration: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Andrew Tate’s Empire of Abuse
How the defining figure of the manosphere built a fortune—and became a political force—by systematically exploiting women.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Vaxxed?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
1990 Ford Fairlane Movie Commercial #2 : 16s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 16 seconds.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“The delay in confirming the outbreak was in part because samples were taken to the national lab in Kinshasa, Congo, at the wrong temperature. That task previously would have been managed by U.S.A.I.D.”
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meatmurmers.bsky.social @meatmurmers.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@timheidecker.bsky.social 2028!! For more years!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thank you to the families for standing with us through all of this. The court has to end this useless delay so we can pay them. “It just seems like the courts are enabling an abuser to continue to abuse,” said Robbie Parker, who lost his 6-year old daughter Emilie Parker in the Sandy Hook shooting.
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Texas court pauses Infowars deal as Sandy Hook families push back on delays
A Texas appeals court has paused an InfoWars licensing deal with satirical news outlet the Onion as Sandy Hook families push to lift the stay.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Breaking With The Mighty Poppalots (1984) Full Video : 697s
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Variety [Unofficial] @variety.com.web.brid.gy · 12/03/2026
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‘On Cinema at the Cinema’: How Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington Pull Off the Internet’s Most Deranged Movie Review Show
“What is ‘On Cinema at the Cinema?’” That’s a great question, but it doesn’t come with an easy answer. For those who have never seen the online movie review show, let me fill you in on the latest developments in the “On Cinema” universe and give you a better idea of what I mean. It’s […]
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It can get lower!
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la flaneuse 😷 @laflaneuse.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As we grieve for Alex Pretti and Renee Good in MN, please do not forget Victor Manuel Diaz, who died in ICE custody after being taken from here. And all others who have died in their custody.
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
genuinely stunning image

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Minnesota shifting narrative from "rabble rousing protesters" vs "law enforcement" to "people of conscience" vs "evil regime." This is essential to defeating authoritarianism - exposing who, what & why they are by demonstrating who, what & why we are. And MAGA knows it. www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/p...
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Trump privately frustrated that he risks losing control of immigration message amid Minnesota chaos | CNN Politics
The ongoing protests and images coming out of Minnesota have prompted concerns from some Trump administration officials over the optics of the immigration crackdown as Americans grow alarmed by the ch...
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Gady Epstein @gadyepstein.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
‘The family said no warrant was presented, agents did not ask for Thao’s ID, but they “nevertheless forcibly entered the home with weapons drawn.” ‘ Utter lawlessness. One of the few things holding it to account is great reporting as @marisakabas.bsky.social is doing
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meatmurmers.bsky.social @meatmurmers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Not good enough.
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Sludge @sludge.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration. readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
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The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Thank you!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bu…
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...
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Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
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meatmurmers.bsky.social @meatmurmers.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
@doseone.bsky.social appreciation post! Rediscovering my love of him has been a highlight of a shitty 2025. I was there for the early shit-here for the new shit. Thank you.
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meatmurmers.bsky.social @meatmurmers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Barron has the chance to do the funniest thing…
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It brings to mind one of the all-time greatest posts
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 27/10/2025
What is a good American? trib.al/PoDUCJI It’s simple: One who believes in the Constitution, representative government, the rule of law, and certain inalienable rights for all. That’s it. No Jesus. No God. No Christianity. The title “American” is open to all.
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Mike Johnson Understands Nothing About the United States of America
The speaker led a rogues’ gallery of Republicans impugning the patriotism of the No Kings rallygoers. On Saturday, the real Americans had their say.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/10/2025
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Scary Outfit
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Scary Outfit
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Cubs Magic Number @cubsmagicnumber.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
1: Holy cow! The #Cubs beat the Brewers 6-0 on Thursday to tie the NLDS at two games apiece and drop their magic number to advance to the NLCS to 1! The deciding Game 5 of the NLDS is on Saturday at Wrigley North. #GoCubsGo #FlyTheW cubsmagicnumber.net
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Chip Mitchell @chipmitchell1.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Today I spoke with Greg Bovino, a top U.S. Border Patrol chief, as he led dozens of feds in military gear through downtown Chicago. He said they were arresting folks based on “how they look.” “How do they look compared to, say, you?” he said, referring to me. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
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Feds march into downtown Chicago; top border agent says people are arrested based on ‘how they look’
Immigration agents wearing tactical gear and carrying long guns made arrests in downtown Chicago and the River North neighborhood Sunday. “This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of intimidatio...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 14/09/2025
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade has apologized for advocating the execution of mentally ill homeless people.
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Fox News' Brian Kilmeade apologizes for saying mentally ill homeless people should be executed
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade has apologized for advocating the execution of mentally ill homeless people.
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meatmurmers.bsky.social @meatmurmers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
@coryhanson.bsky.social I gotta tell you, I LOVE “I Love People”. Better than GNR.
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John Semley @johnsemley3000.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
U.S. law enforcement hiring is like: “Have you ever hit a ceramic bong shaped like Cartman while wearing 9XL Avenged Sevenfold hoodie? do you see your kids every 13th weekend, only? if you answered YES, here’s your lethal weapon, guy!”
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 09/06/2025
Police brutality captured on ABC7-- as the police chief gives a press conference. A fire breaks out, then cops brutally assault a protestor. They run him over with a horse and hit him with batons several times, despite the fact he does not pose any threat to the officers. Cops are rioting.
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Germany had its own January 6-style attempt at a coup. It also failed. But Hitler was sent to jail. Stream my hour-long special “Rick Steves’ The Story of Fascism in Europe” at www.ricksteves.com/fascism.
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Geddython @geddython.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get reposted 2112 times
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I want you to understand this is happening in our name and we know most of these men committed no crimes. One is a professional soccer player who was tortured in Venezuela and was working through asylum in the U.S. ICE shipped him for his Real Madrid tattoo and a picture throwing rock & roll horns.
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