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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nostalgia is the sink hole you end up in when you're not extremely online or extremely offline.

Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My account looks like ragebait because all the posts are angry opinions but consider that's the only time I have enough motivation to open this app

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have a human right to stop socially interacting with people who wear white and beige until this ridiculous effortless basic quiet luxury thing finally ekes out a death rattle ok?

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So all the religious people that called Harry Potter Satanic in the early 00s and burned the books to get the demons out, you guys are a-ok fine and dandy with that franchise now? Just checking.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Really, Deceptacon in a Starbucks commercial???? Kathleen how big was that check!?

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I miss the weird obsession the 90s had with dolphin telepathy.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Weird wave of people referring to body positivity and neurodivergence positivity as 2010s culture??? Uhhh fat people and neurodivergent people still exist in the 2020s. Please stop implying it's ok to be hostile to us now thanks.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sorry I'm an old but I genuinely do not get this "Gen Z dresses boring and basic because they don't want to be defined by interests or fashion quirks and prefer to be judged by personality" thing. It just seems like media enforced trend adherence leaning toward aggressive neurotypicality.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If I ever hear the words "effortless" or "aspirational" again in my life I will punch myself in the face.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Politicians who advocate redistricting under the premise of "if everyone could vote no one would vote for me" might need to change key items of their strategy

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Hennepin County Library's decision to shut down Kanopy access for their users is annoying and feels oddly pointed in a way I can't specify since library users all over the US still have it?

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Sacha Coward @sachacoward.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Every. Goddamn. Company.

A meme image of Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, wincing away from the head of an alien xenomorph from Alien 3.

The text on the alien says 'click here to use our new AI features!' And the text on Ripley's face says 'Me'.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Video store nostalgia has peaked. I propose that the internet's next fad media relic should be the syndicated Sunday Afternoon Movie, which was always Black Widow with Debra Winger or something starring Goldie Hawn.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Oh no, the next wave of 2010s media and culture analysis is going to be like "remember how bad it was when we put trans characters in shows haha", isn't it?

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Thinking about how the entire Oscar broadcast was essentially a marketing campaign for Devil Wears Prada 2. And they say rainbow capitalism is dead!

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I wonder if I could make "I use ZERO AI, my writing is this bad naturally" into a selling point?

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Just popping in from nothing land to announce that the Melania movie has a lower IMDB score than Battlefield Earth ok bye!

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Wicked comes to mind immediately but that sounds like I hate fun (I do)

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 28/02/2026

Tumblr post that says "i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point. you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling"

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Medical employees saying The Pitt is the "most realistic medical show", do you mean the gore/chaos or the characters? Because if there is any chance a doctor as inept as Langdon is in the ER and I need to go I will stay at home and die.

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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

You're telling me hot straight people go out in public, see other hot straight people, fall in love, get married, and procreate? That sounds very fake.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

"Aged like milk" is such a weird phrase that implies the mass populace hates cheese.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Noah Wyle is legit the only male character on The Pitt who doesn't at least sort of suck. Most of the women are great across the board.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I deleted my Facebook months ago but I am guessing these are the types of obnoxious people on Facebook right now: -person who shares nothing but ai slop -person who ragebaits and doesn't hide it -person who phrases all their opinions like a motivational speaker

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Oh hey yet another pedo ice agent got busted by Bloomington PD maybe this is a problem?

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Internet communication fads that are dead, no one remembers, but everyone you know was doing it for 2 months and you never forgot for 200: Using one tilde to indicate sarcasm~

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Mean online autistics vs awkward/cringe irl autistics seems to be becoming the new high vs low functioning gauge and it's annoying.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Fuck You Donuts

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I hope that not using AI never becomes a dated cultural insult like 90s not owning a TV or 2020s not using TikTok (I still don't use TikTok)

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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

i legit have not watched "normal TV" in probably close to 10 years and i was so enthralled by every ad being like "you're fat. you're poor. get a subscription service and gamble the remainder. the olympics are in a few days."

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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I like how the commercials took a hard pivot from "Mike Tyson and RFK say processed foods will kill you" to HEY GUYS WE ALL FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Did…Mike Tyson just call me fat because RFK Jr paid him to? WTF

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Too fat or old for dating apps? Try interest based niche gr-

Gif from Ghost World. Steve Buscemi and Thora Birch are outside a strip mall with the text "I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests."

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Perhaps we should use whether someone was a school bully as a predictor of future abuses when they get into a position of power. Just a thought.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

The problem with usually being sincere (but rarely telling anyone I am so they assume I'm cool sometimes) is that I guess emotional intent carries over? Because when I try to be sassy and ironic on purpose I sound serious and mad.

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I saw Goody Proctor at the wine mom gang at the LAX Radisson.

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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

There's an army of older people in Minnesota who were in the streets protesting decades ago who aren't up for it now due to age, disability, & so on who are cheering everyone on while being frustrated they can't be out there. (Many of them are making donations & making calls, of course.)

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It appears ICE murdered someone in cold blood today and their plan is — per usual — to create a fog of lies so the killer does not face justice. We simply can't let that happen. The shooter has to be arrested and so does Bovino. They can't just kill people on the street.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

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Meatus von Kittenberg XIV esq @meatkitten.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

A spookily accurate prophecy for my year already, yes.

Screenshot of Merriam-Webster "your 2026 word" meme with the word "mid"

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Lucky McKee @luckymckee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Never thought absolute disgust in society would become the default daily mood but here we are.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Nicki Minaj embracing MAGA is proof that wealth is the most powerful immigration document in America.

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