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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 7h
18 U.S. Code § 2381 Just saying
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Robots
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Fun Week
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
youtube.com
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has the Washington monument always been this fucking gray or am I just going crazy
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These people are such fucking trash
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Axl Rose Devouring his Sony PlayStation
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm not sure how but I think I somehow have become the cool uncle
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just hit a milestone on Duolingo 🤘
666 day Duolingo streak
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Draining some more brain sludge
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I never met Dolly Parton but I always liked knowing she was out there being awesome and trying to make the world better. Now we're left with all these other assholes actively trying to make it worse, and that makes me sad.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Apparently spilling a large quantity of water onto a pair of headphones is bad for them, just in case anyone was considering trying it. Don't do it
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jesus Christ died for nothing
An AI-generated slop cat calendar shamelessly called "CatGPT"
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
youtu.be/yY9b4PCmOhA?...
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Making the reservations for a trip to Florida next year for a family thing, and of course, of all the fucking airports on earth that I have to fly into, it has to be *that* one
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mitch McConnell
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Drawing Seinfeld from memory
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Don't worry there won't be too many more of these
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Piracy: It's A Crime
ALT: Piracy: It's A Crime
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just received confirmation from my five-year old niece that I am in fact really old
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I definitely feel inspired now, thanks
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Free time has been an increasingly rare commodity around here these days, but I finally finished this drawing I'd started back in February, inspired by the @nin.com rock & roll concert I was privileged to attend. What a great show.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wishing a very happy 62nd birthday to one of the most talented, hard-working and handsome people in Nine Inch Nails, @treznor.bsky.social ! Go ahead and have that second piece of cake, you've earned it
Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails, probably, I don't know
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Enjoying the Nine Inch Noize at a reasonable volume so as not to disturb the baby
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Thanks
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I would honestly just stay at the moon right now if I were them
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm excited by the prospect of seeing the first McDonald's on the moon in my lifetime
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
In other personal news, I became a parent recently. I was just thinking how I've been around long enough to have known more than one person who was alive in the 19th century, while there's a good chance my kid will see the 22nd. Four fucking centuries. That's so weird.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You're welcome
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Will that man never the fuck learn
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's crazy because everyone assured me they'd ultimately settle, because something like 98% of these cases do. But it was worth it to go to trial just to see their faces when they ended up with nothing.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Believe me I've thought about it, but it's just not worth the time and money. If I had infinite resources, I absolutely would.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(11/11) It's a relief to finally be able to talk about it. The legal system is crazy and you can literally sue anyone for anything. We were even prepared to file for bankruptcy if necessary. But it's over, and the plaintiff got nothing for their efforts. And I can finally fucking breathe again!
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(10/11) I was found not liable. One of the most bizarre, frustrating and nerve-wracking periods of my life was finally over. I'm still processing it. Everything else in the world might still be terrible, but at least there was this one small victory. There's more to the story, but that's the gist.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(9/11) After two days of pre-trial motions, a day of jury selection, two days of actual trial, and about a half hour of deliberation, the verdict came in.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(8/11) Miraculously, there was another last-minute rescheduling which allowed us to once again attend the show. Soon after, I was back in LA for the trial, a mere three and a half years after the accident.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(7/11) It got postponed again until January. Woohoo, I still get to see the show! A couple months later, the 2026 dates were announced. I bought tickets for the show nearest to me, but wouldn't you know it, the trial was once again scheduled for the same week. This was starting to feel intentional.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(6/11) The following month, my wife and I moved across the country, for unrelated reasons. We had been making plans for the move since the beginning of the year, naively thinking the trial would be long over by the fall.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(5/11) The case dragged on. I gave multiple sworn depositions. The plaintiff wanted a jury trial, and it was scheduled for May 2025. It got postponed until August, coincidentally at the same time of the Nine Inch Nails concert I was planning to attend. What luck!
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(4/11) My insurance company offered them a settlement. They refused, demanding more money. Insurance company offered the full policy limit, they still refused. Insurance company asked me if I wanted to throw in some of my own money to "sweeten the deal" for the plaintiff. I said they can kick rocks.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(3/11) The plaintiff claimed "catastrophic" injury caused by the incident (plus the obligatory pain & suffering), which was laughable when compared to the photos of the damage to both vehicles, a small dent in the corner of the bumper. Except it's not quite as funny when you're the one getting sued.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(2/11) Living in a city that's increasingly overrun with billboards and bus ads for ambulance chasing accident lawyers promising huge payouts, I shouldn't have been surprised when I soon got served with papers notifying me that I was now the defendant in a lawsuit for an absurd amount of money.
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Meathead @meathead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
(THREAD ALERT 1/11) Back in 2022, I was involved in a very minor traffic accident. Insurance info was exchanged, photos taken, thought that was the end of it (other than my premiums going up). Boy, was I wrong.
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