Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Found a job I'm qualified for that pays well, so I looked up the employet 030
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Stomach hurts. Will buying a new surfboard help? Only one way to find out 040
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Went to Hampton Beach to watch a surf contest and saw a bunch of 7-10 year olds shredding. It stings to see people who started using a toilet relatively recently already be better at something than I ever will. 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The only downside to doing dawn patrol is that my day peaks at 7am and the rest is all downhill 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i love job applications that make you upload your resume so it can auto-fill, but it never does it right so you have to go back and take the time to fix it. especially when there are unspecified character limits! 041
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The pride of Rochester NY! When he died, his family made a large contribution to the state musical arts foundation. 150
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 23/07/2026my New nail tech posted that all of her appointments tody are canceled bc her ferret died and she included a picture of her dead ferret 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A job I interviewed for reposted the position. Debating reapplying just to annoy their recruiter. 151
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Looking at pictures from Wednesday morning and sighing wistfully 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 28/06/2026foggy surf today. French canadian man built Like an alcoholic uncle in a unitard style wetsuit surfed like an angel, gave me some of the best advice I've gotten, then faded into the mist. 390
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Scammer in Germany is trying to pass my pictures off as their own, even though you can see the window A/C 030
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I feel very bad for the animals that will suffer from screw worms but I am delighted that ranchers will suffer too 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Called the vet and she didn't realize the receptionist had already connected us so I overheard her and a tech talking about how much they love Mutzi 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My friend bought me this ashtray but I can't bring myself to use it 000
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Can't wait until this election is over and the media stops pretending to give a shit about Maine 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Chatted with a drunk guy at a bar who had 5 DUIs but quit weed, then asked if he could drive me home 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 31/05/2026all of Graham Platner's scandals just cement that he's a true new england dipshit. the next one is going to be like "BREAKING! Graham Platner found to have gotten into shoving match at town gas station, which is also a bar" 120
Reposted by Mean IrenePostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I am poor, hungry, naked, in prison. 1134355
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 30/05/2026His happy place is being surrounded by dead quebecoises 030
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I don't give a shit about sports but if the Knicks win I'm going to go on such a tear that local Celtics fans pioneer a new kind of hate crime when they kill me 020
Reposted by Mean Irenejourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Soaring into the week’s end 5730123
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 15/05/2026someone posted this in response to a proposed Data Center in my town. While I'm glad they oppose it, using AI to generate an incoherent anti AI cartoon is the same as a dog eating its own vomit. 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If there's one thing I miss about living in civilization, it's Korean spas. 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Saw a little fox carrying her morning catch and he barked for 3 minutes straight. 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I have about 16 very promising tomato seedlings. tomato town 🔜 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I'm on the shorter side of average height wise, so it freaks me out seeing how the hoods of new trucks are basically as tall as me. 000
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Couldn't sleep last night bc I heard a couple of barred owls get into a dispute. I hate it when my friends fight. 020
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Saw a little fox today but didn't get my phone out in time so you'll have to take my word for it 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 07/05/2026took an early AM walk along the river and saw a huge bald eagle gliding above the water. I was so awestruck that I stood in place for 30 seconds, which was enough time for Mutzi to wander into the bushes and get covered in ticks 000
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I've heard some rough nicknames, but crotch rot has to be at the top of the list 010
Reposted by Mean Ireneweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely. 7677149
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 06/05/2026been seeing a ton of eagles, broad wing hawks, and coppers hawks lately. Wonder if this has anything to do with my neighbor's missing free range chickens. 120
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Found a tick on the small of my back while I was getting ready for bed. fuck New England. 010
Mean Irene @meanirene.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I have an idea for a national holiday called National Day of Silence where everyone has to shut the fuck up for 1 day 040
