David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 28/09/2026I played one recently where all bosses required parrying, but trash mobs discouraged it. Too dangerous when you could just stab twice to take care of them. I have no idea what that game expected of me. 020
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 27/09/2026Side note, she’s now comfortable with me giving her a little scritch on the back of the neck. I used to be a pigeon hater but I’m a convert now. Pigeons rule 020
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 27/09/2026Incredible play from my Magic the Gathering opponent, didn’t see that coming at all 130
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 23/09/2026Some folks in my area complained about a guy bringing his bunny rabbit to the park. I cannot imagine my life being so perfect and trouble-free that “the community is using communal space” would make it onto my list of concerns. Honestly, I’m jealous. 020
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 20/09/2026Education is all about the process, not the outcome, which is fundamentally incomprehensible to the tech bros. They would treat it as a problem like “maximising exam scores” and solve that instead 131
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 15/09/2026One time I gave a presentation on wine data analysis and I claimed that a rosé was a mixture of red and white and afterwards a person came up to me and yelled at me in French 141
Reposted by David NeuzerlingLaurie Voss @seldo.com · 14/09/2026For the last 2 years I have been tracking a generational change in the nature of software development, and I think I've finally decided where all of this turmoil is going to end up. It's good news, but not for everybody. seldo.com/posts/we-are-all-product-…seldo.comWe are all Product Engineers now | Seldo.comAgents are eating the software development lifecycle from the bottom up — code generation already gone, review and ops following fast. What remains is figuring out what people actually want, which can't be automated or scaled. That job is called product engineering, it pays $240k, and nobody's training for it. 87318
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/09/2026Kagi, while a paid service, is the antidote to bad web search. It also proves that god-awful web search is a deliberate choice that Google made 120
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/09/2026AI is on its way to definitively solving the problem of “too much human communication”, which is a problem no one had 190
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/09/2026I’ve gone from AI optimist to someone who is genuinely depressed by it all. The AI slop posters in every shop front are aggressively bland. People send me emails they haven’t even read. Customer support, barely human in the first place, is now 100% AI. I guess I can write good-ish code faster? 1130
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 13/09/2026How long until it becomes socially acceptable to say “this looks like AI slop, I’m not reading it” ? 8202
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 07/09/2026Trying something new to reduce the chance of AI prose ever leaking into my own writing. My LLMs now speak like a HK-47 hunter-killer droid. It’s such a clipped, hostile, outlandish style that I’m never going to use it to talk to another human being. And sometimes it calls me “meatbag” 190
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 06/09/2026I love CSV for the virtue that it is not an Excel file, which is the standard practice when encoding data 020
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 05/09/2026All this talk of what it means to be a data scientist in 2026 is silly. A data scientist is someone who extracts data from XML files. That’s always been the definition and always will be. 1191
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 05/09/2026Immediately stealing this phrase from Niklas Gruhn. “Meat proxy”: someone who relays content to/from AI, adding no value in the process gruhn.me/blog/2026-08...gruhn.meNiklas Gruhn - Don't be a meat proxy 150
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 01/09/2026One thing they don’t tell you about home ownership is just how much you’ll appreciate exposed utilities. I want every single pipe and conduit above ground, visible, and repairable 040
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 31/08/2026Vibe coding feels like I’ve been given a high-interest credit card with no limit. I get so much code written! And then I look at the actual code and I go “oh no… oh dear god no…” I saw it described once as “patch-on-patch-on-patch” and that’s exactly what it is 170
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 28/08/2026A new Fehervari book! I’m not even reading the blurb, this is an instant pre-order for me 000
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/08/2026Ugh I’m so sorry. The market must be brutal right now. I’m copping it from the other end. Candidates who think that I can’t tell that they’re reading AI answers. 210
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/08/2026Maybe we need to start dropping blog posts about how incredible we are as employees, to prepare for the era of AI hiring 110
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/08/2026LLMs gobble up and regurgitate marketing material with absolutely no scepticism at all. Ran into two situations today where it claimed things to be true just because corporate press releases said so. 120
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/08/2026These are the models I was most proud of painting in 2025. Horses are bloody hard to paint and I think I actually managed to capture that musculature here. And I’m finally starting to get value gradients right. (Kurnoth’s Heralds, Warhammer Underworlds) 091
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/08/2026Using three hyphens instead of an em-dash to signal both that my writing is human and that I love markdown 0603
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/08/2026They’ve released a sequel to my favourite enemies-to-lovers romance book! (The Warhammer 40K novel The Infinite and the Divine) 030
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 15/08/2026Collated some book reviews into a little blog post: mdneuzerling.com/post/some-bo...mdneuzerling.comSome books what I done read recently - David NeuzerlingSome books what I done read recently and one book that doesn’t exist but I wish it did. 010
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026Platform Decay (Murderbot #8) by Martha Wells. Look. The first Murderbot novella is like, 140 pages. Just go read it. Find out why everyone identifies with a part-flesh part-metal killing machine who just wants to watch its soap operas and not feel feelings. 010
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026Radiant Star by Ann Leckie. When I read the Imperial Radch trilogy I immediately read it again. This series is that good. I loved every time a new gender was introduced. Like each neopronoun is a middle finger to the worst type of person. 130
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026The Works of Vermin by Hiron Ennes. Art, perfume, and giant bugs dominate life in a city built into a giant tree atop a fetid river. Twisted and weird if you go for books like that, and I most certainly do. If your favourite character in Miéville books is the setting, this is for you. 110
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026Children of Time/Ruin/Memory/Strife by Adrian Tchaikovsky. I love how every book is almost in a different genre. Time is about cute little alien bros, Ruin is horror, Memory is mindfuck, and Strife is… deicide? Yes on all of those. 120
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026Shroud by Adrian Tchaikovsky. Cool aliens who are truly and incomprehensibly alien. Shortlisted for the Hugo and my personal pick. 120
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026The Tainted Cup/A Drop of Corruption/A Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett. Incredible murder mysteries, cool biopunk worlds. Din makes terrible decisions but titan’s taint I love him. If you read nothing else, read these. 330
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026Couple of books I’ve read recently that I’m obsessed with: 100
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 11/08/2026This whole exercise has been a massive confidence boost, seeing the LLM struggle. ME: “Use a Tweedie distribution for the GAM” LLM: “Got it boss, one Poisson distribution coming right up” 040
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 10/08/2026“proper GAM” because I’ve done a million linear regressions before and, despite Claude staunchly disagreeing with me about this, I’m 99.9% sure a linear regression is a GAM 040
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 10/08/2026Feels silly to say this given that my average follower is a genius-tier statistician, but I just defined my first proper GAM 🥹 3190
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 29/07/2026Programming tip: never type out a 10-character command when you could instead press the up arrow for 5 minutes until you find that command in your history 741172103
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 19/07/2026Once again playing Elden Ring. I found out that, according to the community, the all-strength with big weapon build is called “unga bunga”, but if you split strength and intelligence it’s called “I unga therefore I bunga” 080
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/07/2026Have you seen how powerful this thing is? I use it for some bespoke static analysis of hundreds of R files and it finishes before I’ve fully depressed the Enter key 390
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/07/2026Increasingly convinced that the programming language I need to get better at isn’t R, Python, Julia or Rust. It’s awk 1141
Reposted by David NeuzerlingCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram 182131522
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 04/07/2026Just want to say that I still remember your RStudioconf talk from 2020 and it was great! 010
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 03/07/2026I just saw a job ad for Data Science at LEGO and I’m so happy to see that they use Databricks 1281
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 26/06/2026I forget where I heard this, but someone once said that there are two rules to a question: the first sentence must end with a question mark, and there is no second sentence 060
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 18/06/2026The AFR complained about “the rough treatment One Nation gets from the media” in an opinion piece singing her praises 🫠 140
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 04/06/2026I want to share with you the advice an Indonesian chef just gave me regarding grinding spice mixes: the pastier the tastier 040