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Maryland Department of Propaganda

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There are so many Chopped fans whose hearts just dropped at the sight of this.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah, but the DOW is above 50k!
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@nothoodlum.bsky.social Hey man! Just outta curiosity, have you seen this new delta symbol? Twitter nazis are marking bluesky accts with it. Theyve dropped it in my comments twice so I must be a popular topic for the wussie nazis on Twitter 😁 #StaySharp #FarFarLeft
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
if he dies tomorrow GenZ will never let us hear the end of it. (Hint: tomorrow is 6/7)
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
While celebrating his 5th post-mortem Pride Month from hell, Rush Limbaugh has announced that he is excited to headline the Freedom 250 concert next month.
Trans rights activist Rush Limbaugh dies at 70
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Trump celebrates clean, beautiful coal...whatever the fuck that is...
Trump celebrates clean, beautiful coal, whatever the fuck that is
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'd bet my money that they love fascism (when they benefit), racism, and a little ped/o/phila for fun.
Do you think they actually believe Donald Trump is a genius, or are they just so excited to finally have a fascist in charge that they're willing to look like morons pretending he is?
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sometimes you learn the easy way. Sometimes you learn the hard way.
Cartoon illustration of Jesus driving a car with a passenger in the front seat. Both are terrified. Stacey learned the hard way that it wasn't a good idea for Jesus to take the wheel and steer.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Brawndo: The thirst mutilator. It's what Republicans crave.
Brawndo pumped back into Reflecting Pool after Trump's renovation
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Even in his sunsetting years, Donald can fondly remember the past...
Meme of Trump with a cheesy grin facing a photoshop-overlaid picture of JD Vance eating a large hotdog. Caption above Trump: you remind me of a girl I once knew
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
CAREER ADVANCEMENT Unlock your full potential by demonstrating your hidden skills to your boss
Demotivational poster. Black and white photo of JD Vance eating a large hotdog. Text: CAREER ADVANCEMENT

Unlock your full potential by demonstrating your hidden skills to your boss
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thank you, President Camacho.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Donald Trump made poop
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pictures of Hollywood Jesus, realistic Jesus, clothed realistic Jesus, and real Jesus (cute bunny with harp)
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Chat
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What's left? Kid Rock and the KKK marching band?
This cute harp-playing bunny just pulled out of Trump's Freedom 250 concert
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This Memorial Day, the president wants you to happily mourn our fallen soldiers.
Truth Social post from Trump:
Happy Memorial Day to all, including the Dumocrats, who disrespect our Military and all of the tremendous success that it has had over the last year. God Bless those that have made the ultimate sacrifice. I love you all! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Apparently drunk on fermented crab juice, Trump made some sort of war post...
Remember, kids. Everywhere except Iran is America. Trump post: picture of American flag across the Middle East with arrows all pointed towards Iran
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Feel free to translate the (satirical) Chinese.
Trump posted a picture of him with Xi Jinping.
Caption added: The first words out of Xi Jinping's mouth: Damn, you're thicc! (or something like that) 哇你胖得像头怀了孕的猪
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Could be Puerto Rico, but no, we need to be imperialists, I guess.
Trump post with Venezuela colored like the American flag. Text: 51st state. Caption added: High on cheeseburgers again, Donald dreams
about more invasions
invasions
invasions
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My dude it's like 18" deep and...not nearly that dirty.
Trump post with Democrats in a sewage Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Trump posted a picture of him on a $100 bill along with the phrase "God bless Donald Trump". There's a law against putting living person on currency.
Trump posted a picture of him on a $100 bill along with the phrase "God bless Donald Trump". There's a law against putting living person on currency.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Chat, is this a bad thing?
Iran just moved to seize all 7 undersea internet cables in the Strait of Hormuz.

Not cut them. SEIZE them.

$10 trillion in daily financial transactions flow through those cables.

They closed the oil route. Now they're taking the internet.

This is a different kind of war.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yay for OK, but eew for those state representatives who still want child marriage to be legal.
Oklahoma FINALLY banned child marriage last night, much to the chagrin of the 36 representatives who voted NO.

There are 36 resentatives in Oklahoma who need their hard drives checked.Screenshot of the roll call vote
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In his elderly dementia state, Trump continues to confuse "Iran" with "pre-teen girls", by saying that we gave Iran a "love tap".

News: President Trump told ABC News the ceasefire is still in effect despite the strikes on Iranian targets, which he described as "just a love tap.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Y U SO SAD KYLE?!1
Brown Recluse: 1, Kyle Rittenhouse: 0
Dual-pane meme. First pane features a brown recluse spider saying "I will eat you". Second pane features sad Kyle saying "no, don't eat me"
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We won't even mention the..raccoon penis.
Try the RFK Jr. diet!
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yummy
Republican Jesus hands maga brains to hungry dinosaur
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Screen capture from Borat 2 where he's starting to undress. BREAKING: Borat 2 star Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in critical condition.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The magic powers of a ballroom
Abe Lincoln's head in a jar. Caption: If only I had a ballroom to protect me...
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In 6 words or less, tell me why everyone picked the Xenomorph.
There's a fire. You can only save one: Trump, Vance, Musk, Xenomorph
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ok ok, yes, shots were fired at the #whcd, but let's not lose the big picture: that Trump is a pedophile felon who is destroying this country. (For clarity, while we want trump out of office, we do not condone violence as a mechanism to facilitate this. Also glad that the shooter has been caught)
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Should've called him "McNugget"
illustration of Donald Trump as Jesus holding a velociraptor snuggled into his chest. Volcano and dinosaurs in the background. Caption: Donald Trump, MD snuggles baby chicken. Trump: I shall call you "Big Mac"
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I wonder if Ka$h knows what the "discovery" phase is...
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Always stellar at geography
2 panel meme. First panel is a screenshot of a White House post that the Strait of Iran (sic) is now open. The second panel says "The Strait of...um?"
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#2026Economy
Ohio nursing home dumping residents into homeless shelters
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Canadian Hammer 🇨🇦 🔨 @canadianhammer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The grift never ends. Most corrupt regime in history
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South Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And I’m stirring their coffee with my 🍆
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murderedbybluesky.bsky.social @murderedbybluesky.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And the cheating begins. I'm sorry but I don't trust the mid-terms to save us. Please go vote but lets be clear, they will rig it & try to make us take it again just like on election night. The mid-terms are not going to save us & they will use the DOJ to target us via vigilantly law allowance.
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Exclusive: Trump administration blocking appointments to key panel overseeing voting machines, officials say
One official described the blocks as “f****** crazy.”
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"doctor"
Trump as "Jesus" uh..."healing" a girl. Caption: Don't worry. I'm a doctor.Trump as "Jesus" uh..."healing" a girl. Caption: I'm a doctor, right, Jeffrey?
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Art of the Deal
The Guardian headline : Iran war leads to biggest jump in global energy inflation in at least 25 years.

Commentary: thank God..err.. Jesus ..err.. "Doctor" Trump
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
SPOILER ALERT: Donald, you won't rise from the dead 3 days later.
Truth Social post by Trump. No text, but it contains an AI generated picture of him as Jesus healing the sick with American flags, eagles, and stuff in the background. We've added the caption "I was TODAY years old when I learned that Donald Trump is..uh... Jesus?"
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump goes on to personally attack the Pope from various angles. Hey MAGA Catholics, you cool with this? I've heard of the stupid (pro-death) anti-vax "faith over fear" movement, but the new alt-right "Trump over faith" thing is an interesting twist.
Trump Truth Social post about how the Pope is weak on crime and so on. We've added commentary: Donny, buddy-- He's a religious figure. He's not a distriot attorney or running for Sheriff. Hope this helps set your expectations. ♥️
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We'll miss you. Take Elon with you. 🫶🚀🌙
Truth Social post by Donald Trump featuring an AI-generated image of a large-ass Trump skyscraper on the Moon. There is no text in the original post, however, we've added commentary: "DONALD TRUMP PLANS TO MOVE TO THE MOON. farewell!"
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh, well um..... Propaganda fail
Propaganda that trump hasn't left any soldiers behind ..but a fact check indicates multiple dead
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.
Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
FIRST LADY FUN FACTS

Melania Trump has the largest collection of hats of any First Lady, over 400!

- Melania was one of the younger First Ladies at

45 years old in 2016

Melania is the first Slovenian Prostitute to ever serve as First Lady

- Growing up, Melania's family had a dog
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Maryland Department of Propaganda @md-propaganda.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We're "Freedom Fighters" or something
It's not terrorism when we do it
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