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McCallStacy 💦🥩

@mcstacy.bsky.social
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A mom in Maryland. Happiest when I'm at a concert and eating treats.

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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw Angine de Poitrine live last night. Such a unique experience and energetic show. Go see them if you have the opportunity!
Photo of the band Angine de Poitrine preforming live at the Lincoln Theater in D.C.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wait, are you saying that dumping weird paint one bucket at a time wasn't the best way to do it?
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cover of my parent's cat and this squirrel's new album.
Photo of a Grey cat sitting near a window. A grey squirrel is right outside the window. Both are looking at the camera. In the background are green grass and bushes. A black bird also wanders.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The National Zoo was a dream today. Enjoy some meerkat activity. #animals #meerkat
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Was super pumped to see (and get a crummy pic of) this barred owl on my evening walk today. He was staring down and husband and I from up high. #birds #owls
Somewhat blurry photo of a barred owl sitting on a branch high in a leafy tree.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Homer Simpson singing "I am so smart" except he has trump's face and sings "I am so dumb, I am so dumb. D-u-m, I mean d-u-m-b."
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Highlight of my walk in DC yesterday was this robin chilling on Lincoln's head. He seemed to know everyone was taking his picture.
Close up of Lincoln's head at the Lincoln Memorial in D.C. A robin is perched right on top looking quite proud.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My son's posters this year in his freshman dorm room.
Photo of dorm room cinder block walls. One has a pink Floyd wish you were here poster and one has a grateful dead poster.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I mean...
Large male pileated woodpecker on a suet nugget bird feeder. He is as big as the feeder. His red crest is shining in the sun. Large male pileated woodpecker eating from a suet nugget bird feeder.  Crumbs are flying from his mouth. He is as big as the feeder.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I love my woodpecker son. #birds #nature #birding
Photo of a large male pileated woodpecker on a bird feeder filled with suet nuggets. The sun is shining and he looks beautiful.  His red crest is glowing bright in the light.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Watching more episodes of @hellocullen.bsky.social 's Strip Law on the giant basement TV while covered in blankets eating chips and guac and a couple slightly stale Twix are softening in my pocket for a treat. Pretty nice Saturday afternoon.
Photo of a large TV in a dark basement with the show Strip Law playing on it.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Mountain biking in Maryland.
Photo of a narrow wooden boardwalk crossong over a small stream in the forest.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Not a great pic, but Pileated Woodpeckers are one of my favorites and I had one at my feeder for the first time last week (and visit a couple more times since). I see them regularly in the woods around our house and they always entertain me.
Photo of a large pileated woodpecker hanging on a bird feeder that it looks way to big for. Woods in the background.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This is the day a year I make cinnamon rolls. I get up before the kids to start the dough so they end up ready in time for Christmas morning brunch. Hope you have a nice day!
Photo of a pan of half eaten homemade cinnamon rolls. They are delicious.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Everyone finishing the Chair Company season finale.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween @ityslmemes.com
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Mike Johnson: Says anything What I hear:
Maggie simpson with a sign taped to her chest that says "I'm a stupid baby". To be fair, Mike Johnson is a much more stupid baby than her.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
When the 2 best minor league alt teams are playing each other 15 minutes from your house, you go. Yes you do. If only the moon mammoths had brought their mascot.
Jumbotron showing erie moon mammoth and Chesapeake oyster Catchers logos.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Picture of Hugo simpson
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
@lauralippman.bsky.social -at my parents and spotted your book in their AARP mag.
Photo of a page in AARP magazine featuring "summer escape" books.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Do you think cyber Robin rides shotgun? This one we see regularly has pixel-ish graphics on the side and front that are supposed to make it a bat? It's just a diagonal line on each side. You wouldn't think this car could get more stupid, and yet...
Photo of a cyber truck on a residential street. It looks really stupid and says "cyber bat" on the back.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Lol, literally replied to someone else's post about today with this
Homer simpson sitting on the couch, he's just given Bart a dollar. Lisa says "but he didn't do anything" and homer said "didn't he lisa. Didn't he?".
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Deals"
Homer simpson sitting on the couch. He's just given Bart a dollar. Lisa says "but he didn't do anything " and homer says "didn't he lisa. Didn't he?".
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Ugh, it's too much! This morning I felt my anxiety ready to really take over. I did some housework then took my bike out for a nice ride through the woods and ignored the world for an hour and a half. That and the cookies I made when I got back helped. Sending calm vibes.
Photo of an old falling apart barn in the background of a forested area. The trees are showing some green and the sky is bright blue. Sun is shining.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Mental gymnastics Trump supporters go through to convince themselves everything he's doing is really good actually.
Simone biles doing a typically amazing gymnastics run during a floor routine.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
They posted this a few minutes ago.
Screenshot of Statement from Chesapeake baysox:

lf we're going to go viral, let's make it
count! Some of you saw an oyster. Others saw
something unexpected in our alternate identity Oyster
Catchers patch (we won't unsee it either!). We see an
opportunity to turn laughs into meaningful, positive
impact in our community.


In celebration of Womer's History Month, 10% of all
Oyster Catchers merchandise sales will support
Cervivor, a nonprofit dedicated to cervical cancer
education and advocacy. Founded by Upper
Marlboro, MD resident Tamika Felder, @iamcervivor
empowers and educates individuals affected by
cervical cancer.


Social media brought the jokes--now let's use its
power for good. Thanks for your support, Baysox
family!


Check the link in our bio to get your Oyster Catchers
merch!


#GoBaysox #MerchForGood
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Everything is terrible but at least a pileated woodpecker was hanging out in my yard this morning.
Photo of a pileated woodpecker walking on the ground at the edge of the woods. The sun is shining through the trees lighting up the red on his head.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I made this one a few days ago, 2nd one of the season, and it was devoured. I'm almost out of purple, hope I can find more before next year.
Photo of a king cake.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Literally walking around with one on my shirt today.
Photo of a shirt with I Think You Should Leave quote "For 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world ".
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
We went to a vintage/vinyl sale in Annapolis today and got a stack of records including this Hendrix one we weren't familiar with. Just enjoyed listening to it and reading about it. (Recorded in 66, him playing with Lonnie Youngbloods band. Didn't end up released until after Jimi's death)
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"Stop he's already dead " scene from the simpsons with eagles logo over Krusty and commanders logo being beaten.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Baking is always a good idea. Cashew butter Nutella oatmeal chocolate chip.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Pretty sure I need everything in this picture.
Photo of Le Creuset valentines day products. A white pitcher with red and pink hearts holding pink tulips. Matching mug holding red and white swirled lollipops. Matching sugar and creamer dishes. A gold-rimmed white tray holding heart shaped cookies. All on a white surface with a pink wall behind it.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
His smile has always bugged me and I wasn't sure why. I think you nailed it. My 13yo went through a phase of watching his videos and trying to tell me about him until I begged him to stop.
Image of Tim Robinson saying "I can't know how to hear any more about Mr. Beast."
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I'm drinking a pot every morning no matter what science says. 🙂
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
New Chicago Bears merch just dropped
Chicago bears shirt that says "Chicago bears cycle of disfunction".
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If you start talking to one squirrel in Baltimore's Patterson Park, all the squirrels will come see what you have to say.
Photo of 3 squirrels on the ground near a tree in a park.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Refs in Buffalo right now
Photo of an inflatable snowman decoration with his arms raised in the "touchdown" position.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Is this anything?
Photo of a comic strip from Garfield Christmas. John asks his mom to pass the potatoes. Her face has Tim Robinson's face over it. He responds "55 tacos 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cones 55 tater tots 55 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs." John says "mom you always fix too much food." His mom (tim) says "I'm doing something!". John says "I can't decide,  just give me a piece of pie." His mom (tim) says "100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas and 155 taters." John has his hands over his face in frustration.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Message I sent my husband when I saw this seasonal pack of them at the store. This happened to be on our 20 year wedding anniversary. At least romance is still alive.
Photo of a large package of Dude Wipes that are "dumpkin spice" scented, whatever that means, with a message that says "society has reached rock bottom."
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The squirrels always think they hit the jackpot when I toss pear cores out for them.
A plumb grey squirrel sits in the branches of a crepe myrtle tree happily nibbling a pear core.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Look at this pig- so happy, so unaware of the horrors that surround us.
Photo of a large pig outside near the edge of a small pond on a clear fall day. The scenery includes a large trees and a little red barn.
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Yep, my first thought.
Scene of Joe from the Office talking to Jim and Michael saying "each of you is doing half a job".
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McCallStacy 💦🥩 @mcstacy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Why do I love Buster Baxter so much.
Image of buster baxter from the Arthur cartoon smiling
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