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@mcpeanuts.bsky.social
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i like playing legends of runeterra and marvel rivals and FFXIV. theres things i like that aren't computer games, too.

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it's she coolcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ugh i could use some help and resharing if anyone has any familiarity with south hampshire's ASC or support services, a disabled trans girl i know is getting evicted from her rented room on short notice. she is a PIP claimant and will struggle to get a rent guarantor due to estrangement
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
x-men (some of them are women)
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it's she coolcab @coolcab.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
been laughing at this for a half hour straight
McPeanuts saying: if you can imagine me saying the following in the most tired, exasperated tone I can manage: no, coolcab, you are not right with God
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i like splatoon raiders
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 19/03/2026
I love this text post so I drew it
Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.
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slayconic 🦊 @slayconic.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
they made gay sex woke
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i need to retract my previous statement. it was wrong of me to say "the greeks can eat my dick". it was offensive and inappropriate. only my boyfriene eats my dick.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
just ate a lemon
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i am only about halfway, but so far season 3 of the mandalorian seems like some executive said "we think audiences would like to see less of pedro pascal". wrong! i want him in my mouth
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i've ridden in a one horse open sleigh and it SUCKS! it is not "oh what fun" at all! pretend i made this tweet like a week ago. also i've never actually done that
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JasonILTG @jasoniltg.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
woke up early and was bored so i decided to do some Arena limited EV calculations for all of these, i'm going to assume you're paying entry fee in gems, with EV units in $ - the conversion rate i'm using is 200 gems = $1 (because you can buy 20k gems for $100) i employed heavy use of WolframAlpha
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
today i can finally drink out of these coffee mugs that i have inexplicably already owned for several years
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i had underestimated the extent to which riot games wanted me, specifically, to play their new fighting game.
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Fighting-Games Daily @fgcdaily.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
📰TEEMO ANNOUNCED FOR 2XKO! He will be joining the roster in the Early Access on October 7th!
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
found this on my work pc while looking for, let's say work. happy birthday @coolcab.bsky.social thanks for always keeping me honest
so there's this uh, well it's considered a legend really. basically whenever a roman did something really good they were awarded a triumph. it was like a combination parade in your honor and medal and key to the city sort of deal, impossibly prestigious. but, according to legend, one element of the triumph was to have a slave stationed behind the pedestal you are paraded around on, constantly whispering "all glory is fleeting". i'm like that but i say "your dick is small"
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HorrorPuffs ⛈️ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Balatro subreddit is one of my favorite places on the internet
Reddit user sunnyd843 writes: im high rn and i had a vision of a balatro tarot that would "enhance up to 2 cards to be gay" and they wouldn't change at all visually or mechanically but you'd know they're gay now though
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
funny infinite for the last day of the titan event. modifiers make galio champion spell free, and the heroes horn gets you another galio from the deck, which becomes his champ spell which is free which etc.
galios shield of durand. grant an ally +0/+3.

heros horn: draw a champion

stormcalling: manifest a titanic unit and summon 2 sigils of the storm
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
i think over half my nautilus adventures have had twisted fate as the support champion. i don't know how i keep getting him, but all his cards are very good for naut so i'm happy to keep picking him
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
first time i've had this interaction come up: if you attack with level 2 ahri to the left and level 2 elder dragon to the right, ahri's ability doesn't bounce elder dragon. that would count as being stopped, i guess. and he cannot be stopped.
each time i attack strike, swap me with the ally to my right, then recall itI CANNOT BE STOPPED
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
deep and i am a sea monster
deep and i am a sea monster
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
the titans of runeterra event is cool so far. playing flashy expensive cards is usually pretty bad in LoR, so it's neat they made a mode where that stuff is a bit more viable.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
alright cool, successfully got the LoR monthly challenge done the first day of the month. and i didn't lose any runs this time so i think this is locked in at 48th place if i understand how this scoring works
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i should never equip found fortune to a champion, i always draft a card that messes it up at the first possible opportunity
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Roni. ✨ @moorphish.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
ORB
Black bunny and brown/white bunny pushing a red treat ball. The ball is blurry in motion. Black bunny and brown/white bunny pushing a red treat ball. The image is blurry in motion.
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bogur @bogur.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
my family is dead & he is pogging
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rikoDLC @rikodlc.art · 07/01/2025
"You should play Granblue Fantasy, the gameplay is fire" The gameplay:
A screenshot from a Granblue Fantasy raid, with an error code reading:

Error Code B-001-09009
Network Error
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
just realized the guy in loki who looks a lot like owen wilson is actually literally owen wilson
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
new personal best for the legends of runeterra path of champions monthly challenge. this has given me a new appreciation for people who get it all done the first day of the month. it's quite the grind.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
lot of talk going around about how the michelin man died in a fire but it's total bull. yes, there was a fire at his home and yes, he's been melted down into a big lump of rubber on the floor of his garage. but despite his pleas he is very much still alive
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Sarah @sosomanysarahs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
marvel rivals is actually so fun. it fixes the biggest problem i had with overwatch, which was that overwatch wasn't good.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
misplayed insanely hard against 6.5 asol and lost a run. as a public service announcement, his deck includes the card "the skies descend".
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i'm thinking of getting into gatekeeping. can anyone give me some tips on how to get started?
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
my curse is being the only driver in the state of massachusetts who can see speed limit signs
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
baked a bunch of cookies for thanksgiving. trying not to think about the fact that my fridge is full of cookies. as you can probably infer by the fact that i'm posting about it, i am failing.
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SkipperNLW @skipperpwa.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My girls.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
i wish there were more murder mystery visual novels. i like those.
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pye 🍊 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
November 20th is Transgender Day of Remembrance. TDOR was founded by Gwendolyn Ann Smith, a transgender woman, in 1999 to honour the life of Rita Hester, a black trans woman who was murdered in 1998. Protect your trans friends and family, speak up for them, and listen to them.
A graphic showing candles in the colours of the trans flag - 'Transgender Day of Remembrance', November 20Rita Hester, a black woman wearing a layered top. She has short hair.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
hmmmmm tough choice
i have the option of extra mana every round or every mana on the first round only. also there is a third power that i did not read.
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McPeanuts @mcpeanuts.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
to be perfectly honest with you, i believe this predict is going to be a skip angle.
playing against elise. predict has shown 3 spiderlings that she shuffled into my deck. if i draw any of these, elise gets them instead of me.
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dapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 14/11/2024
bsky outage just happened which kicked me offline temporarily as a reminder, you can find live updates for outages: (1) status.bsky.app (2) bsky-debug.app
status.bsky.app
Bluesky
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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dapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 13/11/2024
anyway, cool time to buy a domain and setup your own website setting your domain as your handle on bsky: bsky.social/about/blog/4...
bsky.social
How to set your domain as your handle - Bluesky
Using a domain as your handle helps with account identity, verification, and portability. Here's how to set your domain as your handle.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
anyway, welcome new users! first thing is we don't call them tweets, we call them extended edging sessions with sensory deprivation. so, for example, instead of posting "I saw a good tweet," you just safeword and then get a drink of water before putting your hood back on
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SkipperNLW @skipperpwa.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Skipper vs. The World was a massive success. Thank you everyone for your donations. We managed to raise $327 for Doctors Without Borders! Thank you everyone for donating, participating, playing, and hanging out. This was an amazing event and I will absolutely run more charity events.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/11/2024
The thing about blocking a jerk without otherwise engaging them is that an hour later you will have forgotten about them entirely; nothing about them will have stuck in your memory at all. There's not even a blank spot. It's simply as if they never existed in your space at all. It's delightful.
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