Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I used to share a birthday with you guys but I changed it so as not to conflict with Follow Friday 0180
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026put on “Bridge Over Troubled Water” (going through it) but can’t achieve the desired catharsis because I keep remembering when @elsangito.bsky.social posted “Fridge Full Of Bubbled Water” 10 years ago 3371
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My mom was never one to admit to a mistake and now that she’s cooked her brain with social media and (especially lately) chatGPT reinforcement loops she rejects my experience and perspective like a bad organ transplant 110
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imperial March is Mars mashed with Chopin’s Funeral March 270
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Spanish really popped off with “entonces.” love to start off a sentence thusly 082
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026all the stars are out! There’s Che Guevara, the twin he ate in the womb, Subway Jared, 1521
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026her: does that feel good baby? me: yeah. it’s ontologically stochastic 021
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026we need to bring back the coffeehouse as a third space for men to stay up all night with the bad boy of the Viennese portraiture scene writing pamphlets about Calvinism and the Cossack Situation 030
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Directed by Francis Ford Coppola and shot by back-to-back Oscar-winning cinematographer John Toll” isn’t even scratching the surface with JACK (1996) 020
Reposted by Steve Coyroot@eruditorum.œrg @root2702.bsky.social · 16/01/2024Old Tom Bombadil heeded not the voices, Taps, knocks, dancing feet, all the nightly noises; Slept till the sun arose, then sang like a starling: ‘Hey! Come derry-dol, merry-dol, my darling!’ Sitting on the door-step chopping sticks of willow, While fair GOLDBERRY combed her tresses yellow. 171
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Advancement in these fields depends on understanding, contextualizing, then subverting, the status quo. The conservative mind is fundamentally incapable of and opposed to doing that last one. It’s right there in the name 0133
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026idk there’s no telling what happens after that freeze-frame 010
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026WELLES: I think it’s cool when a Nazi gets gored to death by a big ass clock and plummets to the pavement below. But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.. 010
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026in The Odyssey a character says “our Age of Bronze is collapsing,” which is an idiotic piece of dialogue but really fun to say in response to, like, a restaurant being sold out of what you were gonna order 2624
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026the tragedy of Darth Vader is when a guy gets his dick and balls burnt off by lava he develops a trans-Atlantic accent 060
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026actually I think Gustavo Dudamel conducting a Muppet orchestra for Seven Nation Army rocks. USA #1 baby 2815
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Lucasfilm merchandising exec: Did you finish that casting of the Rancor from Return of the Jedi Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked 4817
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car 221264173
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026look I don’t know this guy but “the grind” is the thing. creativity is creating. no writer wants to not write, no editor wants to not edit, no camera operator wants to not shoot. we want to not do the spreadsheet and email bullshit metawork. how bout you accelerate/automate that 691
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Begging TV writers doing shows set in America 30+ years ago to stop having characters say “for fuck’s sake.” We didn’t truck with that British shit until 9/11 weakened our resolve 060
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Real New Yorkers call Babe Ruth this when we are ordering a chopped cheese from the bodega 020
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026real heads know that after 500 years of increasingly efficient and reliable knowledge transfer we must recreate the priest/mandarin gatekeeper class on Computer 010
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Oh I had time. Guess the Paper of Record doesn’t care about objectivity anymore 030
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Wile E Coyote gleefully unboxing an Acme brand petard - “Perfect for hoisting roadrunners” 081
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026wordle in 1: haha fun ;) 2: im da king of da dictionary 3: well, “genius” implies a lack of study 4: the (((New York Times))) has cheated me 5: better off dead 6: im da king of da dictionary 020
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026back in ‘95 on the AOL Star Wars message boards a guy with username BlimpDick posted that when Luke got pulled into the trash water he looked up Leia’s skirt 030
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026STRIPPER: baby what’s wrong Reflected in bloodshot eyes, a watch strikes 12:01. The dreaded day has come for GARFIELD (7, orange) 100
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026when the leitmotif of my longtime foe begins to echo in the distance? that’s when I be on my “here we go again” type shit 020
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026ladies, when a fella walks in the club and he got a traditional basalt molcajete full of guacamole (YES it got the toasted pepitas on top) wyd??? 030
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026misspelled it as “TimTok” in a presentation last week and the client wants to know why we haven’t activated #TimHive. I stammered “well, you don’t want to piss off JeffTok” but that only piqued their desire 010
Steve Coy @mcleemz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Thanks for your DMs. It’s come to my attention that this is an autographed picture of Golden Age slut Barbara Stanwyck that i bought on ebay. Management regrets the error 030
