McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Someone saw this and said “just like a man to put a woman’s body next to a piece of meat” and I know the comment was meant to bait me into “not all men” but: no. I did paint both things. Accountability starts somewhere, and I’ll have any conversation about grape culture. Yes, all men. Even me. 020
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What would the antivaxxers on the right do if they made a vaccine for the woke mind virus? How would that work? 🤔 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A little worried that my thanksgiving turkey will have Kash Patel’s eyes 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m a pretty okay painter, so people assume I like “raw” art ironically. No. I’m moved to tears by anyone enthusiastically making anything. If you’ve seen a Rembrandt and still show us your messy little painting, you’re royalty. I weep before your majesty. I will protect you until the sun burns out 010
Reposted by McBeardieMcBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The unedited version the libs don’t want you to see 001
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If Bo Burnham can’t fix it, we never deserved it in the first place 001
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Look: At least somebody had the decency to TELL you the world was gonna roll you For most, it’s a surprise 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026At the waterboarding myself with melted ice cream cake portion of the breakup. 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: To Basically Kill a Mockingbird 020
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026reelchicago.com/article/mons... Critics gave this a well-earned 22% on RottenTomatoes. I think we’re done with the Emmys. Let’s just all collectively do something else from now on.reelchicago.comMonster: The Ed Gein Story earns seven Emmy nominationsCharlie Hunnam has earned the first Emmy nomination of his career for his performance in the Netflix series Monster: The Ed Gein Story 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026All I’m saying is that if a murder in your state is called the “[name of state] Murders” Dang. That must be a really safe state, murderwise. 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If you want to stand backward on stairs, you need an escalator. Maybe that was the intention of the person who invented the escalator. 010
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I love Carlin’s bit about how people protesting outside abortion clinics are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place 021
Reposted by McBeardieMcBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I remember the first time I heard the word “influencer” I thought it meant “thought leader” instead of “advertiser” I was so naive. 0216
Reposted by McBeardie🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I gotta say, no influencer has ever influenced me. 74510
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026But how are you gonna sweep all that floor??? Introducing: the Backroomba™️ 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every headline since Backrooms/Obsession be liek “Major Hollywood Studios Learn That Horror Audiences Don’t Like When You Insult Their Fucking Intelligence” 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Who are your favorite sitcom roommates?static.klipy.comBreaking Bad: Walter White & Saul Goodman Face-OffALT: Breaking Bad: Walter White & Saul Goodman Face-Off 020
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026But how are you gonna sweep all that floor??? Introducing: the Backbrooms™️ 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’m not saying #LindseyGraham was @thevivllainous.bsky.social ‘s fault for her Smartypants remarks What I will say is “thank you” #ISeeYouLegal 010
Reposted by McBeardieLola Jovan @lolajovan.com · 08/07/2026Percival Possum 12 x 6 x .75 Oil on wood panel After giving up coffee, Percival Possum yawned and said, “I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow.” Let’s buy Percival a cuppa! Coming to an online event July 13! #art #oilpainting #possum #fantasyart #animalart #whimsy Story-ALTtext⬇️ 7358
Reposted by McBeardie🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Bitch McTurtle might be brain dead but I really hope somehow he's suffering. A lot. 9585
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My sincere first thought: Oh fuck Trump got the One Ring 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So, in my case: “I bet she doesn’t have a Prince Albert” and then way too much eye contact 010
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Thinking about the time an old, pink conservative asked me, completely out of nowhere, what my opinion of Simone Biles was. Like I, a potato-bodied 34-year-old in the North Country, was supposed to just... have one of those ready, as if it were sitting in a holster. 110
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m so attractive that I don’t have to fluff the rice 😎 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Do you understand how rapidly we’ve fallen? There’s HD footage of a man buying everything on something called “the dollar menu” Two big macs for $3 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026#CorridorDigital I can play them in me head, you say?? 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Pixar’s cars But in reverse People acting like cars Aaaaaah. 000
McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026“Would you rather be left alone with a man or a bear?” The bear: 000