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Kindness doesn’t mean being weak, and it doesn’t mean being a follower

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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone saw this and said “just like a man to put a woman’s body next to a piece of meat” and I know the comment was meant to bait me into “not all men” but: no. I did paint both things. Accountability starts somewhere, and I’ll have any conversation about grape culture. Yes, all men. Even me.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What would the antivaxxers on the right do if they made a vaccine for the woke mind virus? How would that work? 🤔
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wet Ass-Pussy: The Untold Story of the Cloaca
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A little worried that my thanksgiving turkey will have Kash Patel’s eyes
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m a pretty okay painter, so people assume I like “raw” art ironically. No. I’m moved to tears by anyone enthusiastically making anything. If you’ve seen a Rembrandt and still show us your messy little painting, you’re royalty. I weep before your majesty. I will protect you until the sun burns out
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Prologue: In this book, I will attempt to convey the idea that a catastrophic event can sometimes reach through time and turn good memories into bad memories.
Chapter One: Farting in a library can, sometimes, ruin all the books.
Epilogue: I don't know how to feel about what l've done here.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The unedited version the libs don’t want you to see
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If Bo Burnham can’t fix it, we never deserved it in the first place
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look: At least somebody had the decency to TELL you the world was gonna roll you For most, it’s a surprise
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Soulmeightate?
Soulm8te
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At the waterboarding myself with melted ice cream cake portion of the breakup.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Honey, I penised your shrink
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Scream into a pillow? But I love that guy 🥺
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Golden Pikachu from Burger King when the first movie came out. Never forget what capitalism took from us
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah, I’m also Jazz/solo/Dixie Cups years old
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Actually, lions lose sleep for a variety of reasons
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: To Basically Kill a Mockingbird
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🤣
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My all time favorite Onion headline
Seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach on time
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This week’s paintings
Ocarina of time!Jazz! From those solo cups!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What to paint next??
The haunted mask
Shells and cheese
Barry Benson
Coming soon to own on video and dvd
Those gold-plated pikachus that millennials had from Burger king
Seinfeld’s living room
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
reelchicago.com/article/mons... Critics gave this a well-earned 22% on RottenTomatoes. I think we’re done with the Emmys. Let’s just all collectively do something else from now on.
reelchicago.com
Monster: The Ed Gein Story earns seven Emmy nominations
Charlie Hunnam has earned the first Emmy nomination of his career for his performance in the Netflix series Monster: The Ed Gein Story
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All I’m saying is that if a murder in your state is called the “[name of state] Murders” Dang. That must be a really safe state, murderwise.
The Idaho Murders are apparently a thing?
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You can pick the next one!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you want to stand backward on stairs, you need an escalator. Maybe that was the intention of the person who invented the escalator.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ooh! It’s @collinsauthors.bsky.social ‘s favorite!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I love Carlin’s bit about how people protesting outside abortion clinics are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
nyx & butterfly
A fluffy black cat with green gold eyes and striking white whiskers sits in that stereotypical "cat sitting in a window" pose with her tail wrapped around her feet. She looks directly at the camera. Next to her and sitting on the outside of the window screen is a small brown and orange butterfly.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I remember the first time I heard the word “influencer” I thought it meant “thought leader” instead of “advertiser” I was so naive.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I gotta say, no influencer has ever influenced me.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But how are you gonna sweep all that floor??? Introducing: the Backroomba™️
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every headline since Backrooms/Obsession be liek “Major Hollywood Studios Learn That Horror Audiences Don’t Like When You Insult Their Fucking Intelligence”
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Who are your favorite sitcom roommates?
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Breaking Bad: Walter White & Saul Goodman Face-Off
ALT: Breaking Bad: Walter White & Saul Goodman Face-Off
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wip!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But how are you gonna sweep all that floor??? Introducing: the Backbrooms™️
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This guy painted a 4”x4” square of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He could lie to you and say it looks incredible. He’s the one typing this, after all
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m not saying #LindseyGraham was @thevivllainous.bsky.social ‘s fault for her Smartypants remarks What I will say is “thank you” #ISeeYouLegal
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Lola Jovan @lolajovan.com · 08/07/2026
Percival Possum 12 x 6 x .75 Oil on wood panel After giving up coffee, Percival Possum yawned and said, “I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow.” Let’s buy Percival a cuppa! Coming to an online event July 13! #art #oilpainting #possum #fantasyart #animalart #whimsy Story-ALTtext⬇️
An oil painting of a weary possum wearing goggles on his head. He slumps over the handlebars of a scooter.

This item is coming July 13 to the event at Artistic Souls Gallery on Facebook. This is a public event. Please feel free to pop over and join in the fun! Event runs July 12 - July 13.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bitch McTurtle might be brain dead but I really hope somehow he's suffering. A lot.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My sincere first thought: Oh fuck Trump got the One Ring
Sean Astin speaking before congress
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So, in my case: “I bet she doesn’t have a Prince Albert” and then way too much eye contact
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thinking about the time an old, pink conservative asked me, completely out of nowhere, what my opinion of Simone Biles was. Like I, a potato-bodied 34-year-old in the North Country, was supposed to just... have one of those ready, as if it were sitting in a holster.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m so attractive that I don’t have to fluff the rice 😎
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Do you understand how rapidly we’ve fallen? There’s HD footage of a man buying everything on something called “the dollar menu” Two big macs for $3
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#CorridorDigital I can play them in me head, you say??
A typo on the spine of a book
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Pixar’s cars But in reverse People acting like cars Aaaaaah.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Would you rather be left alone with a man or a bear?” The bear:
Bear from the movie Obsession
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