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Kindness doesn’t mean being weak, and it doesn’t mean being a follower

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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone saw this and said “just like a man to put a woman’s body next to a piece of meat” and I know the comment was meant to bait me into “not all men” but: no. I did paint both things. Accountability starts somewhere, and I’ll have any conversation about grape culture. Yes, all men. Even me.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What would the antivaxxers on the right do if they made a vaccine for the woke mind virus? How would that work? 🤔
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wet Ass-Pussy: The Untold Story of the Cloaca
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A little worried that my thanksgiving turkey will have Kash Patel’s eyes
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m a pretty okay painter, so people assume I like “raw” art ironically. No. I’m moved to tears by anyone enthusiastically making anything. If you’ve seen a Rembrandt and still show us your messy little painting, you’re royalty. I weep before your majesty. I will protect you until the sun burns out
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Prologue: In this book, I will attempt to convey the idea that a catastrophic event can sometimes reach through time and turn good memories into bad memories.
Chapter One: Farting in a library can, sometimes, ruin all the books.
Epilogue: I don't know how to feel about what l've done here.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The unedited version the libs don’t want you to see
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If Bo Burnham can’t fix it, we never deserved it in the first place
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look: At least somebody had the decency to TELL you the world was gonna roll you For most, it’s a surprise
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Soulmeightate?
Soulm8te
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
At the waterboarding myself with melted ice cream cake portion of the breakup.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Scream into a pillow? But I love that guy 🥺
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Golden Pikachu from Burger King when the first movie came out. Never forget what capitalism took from us
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Actually, lions lose sleep for a variety of reasons
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: To Basically Kill a Mockingbird
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🤣
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My all time favorite Onion headline
Seagull with diarrhea barely makes it to crowded beach on time
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This week’s paintings
Ocarina of time!Jazz! From those solo cups!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What to paint next??
The haunted mask
Shells and cheese
Barry Benson
Coming soon to own on video and dvd
Those gold-plated pikachus that millennials had from Burger king
Seinfeld’s living room
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
reelchicago.com/article/mons... Critics gave this a well-earned 22% on RottenTomatoes. I think we’re done with the Emmys. Let’s just all collectively do something else from now on.
reelchicago.com
Monster: The Ed Gein Story earns seven Emmy nominations
Charlie Hunnam has earned the first Emmy nomination of his career for his performance in the Netflix series Monster: The Ed Gein Story
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All I’m saying is that if a murder in your state is called the “[name of state] Murders” Dang. That must be a really safe state, murderwise.
The Idaho Murders are apparently a thing?
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ooh! It’s @collinsauthors.bsky.social ‘s favorite!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I love Carlin’s bit about how people protesting outside abortion clinics are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
nyx & butterfly
A fluffy black cat with green gold eyes and striking white whiskers sits in that stereotypical "cat sitting in a window" pose with her tail wrapped around her feet. She looks directly at the camera. Next to her and sitting on the outside of the window screen is a small brown and orange butterfly.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I remember the first time I heard the word “influencer” I thought it meant “thought leader” instead of “advertiser” I was so naive.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I gotta say, no influencer has ever influenced me.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But how are you gonna sweep all that floor??? Introducing: the Backroomba™️
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Every headline since Backrooms/Obsession be liek “Major Hollywood Studios Learn That Horror Audiences Don’t Like When You Insult Their Fucking Intelligence”
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Who are your favorite sitcom roommates?
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Breaking Bad: Walter White & Saul Goodman Face-Off
ALT: Breaking Bad: Walter White & Saul Goodman Face-Off
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wip!
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But how are you gonna sweep all that floor??? Introducing: the Backbrooms™️
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This guy painted a 4”x4” square of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He could lie to you and say it looks incredible. He’s the one typing this, after all
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m not saying #LindseyGraham was @thevivllainous.bsky.social ‘s fault for her Smartypants remarks What I will say is “thank you” #ISeeYouLegal
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Lola Jovan @lolajovan.com · 08/07/2026
Percival Possum 12 x 6 x .75 Oil on wood panel After giving up coffee, Percival Possum yawned and said, “I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow.” Let’s buy Percival a cuppa! Coming to an online event July 13! #art #oilpainting #possum #fantasyart #animalart #whimsy Story-ALTtext⬇️
An oil painting of a weary possum wearing goggles on his head. He slumps over the handlebars of a scooter.

This item is coming July 13 to the event at Artistic Souls Gallery on Facebook. This is a public event. Please feel free to pop over and join in the fun! Event runs July 12 - July 13.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bitch McTurtle might be brain dead but I really hope somehow he's suffering. A lot.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My sincere first thought: Oh fuck Trump got the One Ring
Sean Astin speaking before congress
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thinking about the time an old, pink conservative asked me, completely out of nowhere, what my opinion of Simone Biles was. Like I, a potato-bodied 34-year-old in the North Country, was supposed to just... have one of those ready, as if it were sitting in a holster.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m so attractive that I don’t have to fluff the rice 😎
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Do you understand how rapidly we’ve fallen? There’s HD footage of a man buying everything on something called “the dollar menu” Two big macs for $3
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#CorridorDigital I can play them in me head, you say??
A typo on the spine of a book
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Pixar’s cars But in reverse People acting like cars Aaaaaah.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“Would you rather be left alone with a man or a bear?” The bear:
Bear from the movie Obsession
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We can’t be friends if you know how to confidently hand-wash a wire whisk. I can’t handle that kind of a power dynamic.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That’s a smile, not an upside down frown
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My brain combined these into “Hannah Montana’s 250th” Feel old yet?
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m “I keep trying to post to TikTok and can’t figure out how to keep it from adding random stock audio over my existing audio on its own” years old.
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McBeardie @mcbeardie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I made this before Paramount did the Bad Thing. Oh well. Music by #ManyEyes
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