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Mazzy🖤

@mazzzyyy.bsky.social

657 followers 962 following 167 posts

Anti-Christian liberal 💙 Baby bat and techno enthusiast 🦇🤖 Just an EMT cat mom shit posting her thoughts 🐈‍⬛

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Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just me and my Bluesky against the whole world.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Please don’t tap the glass on the fishbowl it makes her sing Rick James.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you see a raven today it’s me

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My cat is irritated with yall today ✨🐈‍⬛

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You ever look around a room to make sure no one is there and let out a huge fart then someone walks right behind you.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I had a paranormal experience today working in the Emergency Room🫪 any body else have a similar experience?

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geech @geech.net · 04/08/2026

i dont give a fuck who you are you are not above the five dollar costco rotisserie chicken

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Denim on denim for ETERNITY 💙

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Hamburger help us

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Having a conversation with some of yall makes me wanna do a spiritual cleanse when I get home 🫩

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

How do I cover up the sounds of my very loud shits while at work

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’m the tall super skinny super tea haunting figure chasing you in your nightmares💃🏻

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Nothing makes me more mad when I go to the pool and people are blaring TRASHHHH mainstream music.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Tell your cat I said PSPSPSPSP

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I’m gonna intimidate my gynecologist by wearing my underwear like a bank robber mask when I get a PAP

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

IM LOST IN IKEA 😭

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i'm, too sexy for this post

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

ON MY CHICKEN POT PIE YOU WONT

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Maybe I died when Janet Jackson flashed her titts and this is just hell.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Normalize lying to strangers when they ask what you do for a job. I’m gonna start telling every one I’m a WNBA lesbian belly dancer.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

CEO of getting crumbs absolutely everywhere

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Normalize yelling “HAIL SATAN” when people start preaching on airplanes 🫩

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Nothing makes me need to pee more then when they call a code blue 😭

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I love being an EMT.. all I have to do is pretend I know what huge medical words mean and tell you you’re blood pressure is TOTALLY normal🫪

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

About to eat Taco Bell.. do I go to the emergency room now or in 10 minutes?

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Who wants to write a small poem together 🖤

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

🐊🐊 🤣

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Whatever happened to the names we used to call each other as kids like “booger eater” and “bootyhole licker”… calling someone a bxtch just has no punch to it :/

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My cat keeps bringing in bunny rabbits how do I make her stop 😭

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

You ever fart in your sleep so loud you wake yourself up..

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Some men could have a landing strips worth of hair on their head and still have the audacity.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Is it possible to rob tattoo shops by making them give you free tattoos…??

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hot take: I don’t think any one is actually going to play the new GTA.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

People vaping in their sleep has become scaringly normal… I wonder how many people used to snort cocaine in their sleep in the 80s.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I run into the darkness, to find the man who has been chasing me.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I just want some rocky road icecream fr.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Am I allowed to say ballsack on here or will I get banned? Asking for a friend..

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Yard Gone Wild @yardgonewild.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Beneath the leaf vs. topside😄

It’s the shadow that gives away the secret position of Green Tree Frog- every time

Green Tree Frog resting on top of a leaf

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Love when the medical shows don’t even connect their patients to oxygen and think they are a hero.

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LoOoOoOoOcy 👻🌌💎 @creativemachine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I just hope, if anyone ever attempts to off me, that they know just how doggedly annoying my ghost is gonna be. They won’t get a wink if I can help it.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

How would society be now if religion never existed?

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Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Serve pancakes vertically. Become ungovernable.

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I check this app atleast every hour and get jittery until I get on like a crack head🤧

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Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I can’t stop eating McDonald’s chicken nuggets, I’m in hell🫩

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Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fighting the urge to get another full sleeve and full neck tattoo with brow piercings rn.. #tattoo

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Imagine hating on me and I’m just at my house like this

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Gonna put a sign on my back that says “will step on you for 5$”

Mazzy🖤 @mazzzyyy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I like wearing 6 inch heels putting me well over 6’ so I can pat everyone’s head and say “my little squill” every person I walk by.