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May Zullino

@mayzullinowrites.bsky.social
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YA/adult fantasy and horror author | linguist | eternal learner they/them | ace jettisoned myself from Florida and became a Vermonter 🍁 linktr.ee/waywardcelestia

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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me in 2023: I don’t know if I’m trans enough to write this MC. Do I even have a gender? What IS gender really? Me in 2026 as my friends tell me all the ways I’m masculine and call me he/him: …Oh. 🥹 Turns out I’ve always been Toast.
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can actually hold conversations with people about anything and everything (not even queer-related stuff!) and it’s EASY?! It’s like discovering colors exist for the first time
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I spent 36 of my 38 years feeling like an alien who couldn’t relate with/be relatable to humans. Then I moved to Vermont and became enmeshed with the local queer community. Suddenly human interaction is energizing instead of exhausting?!
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I blinked and it's August 💀 At the end of this month, I start the teaching part of my full-time teaching position, the house I'm living in goes up for sale, meaning I need to move and my commute will double, and I have a choir concert. Also I may or may not be releasing a book this fall.
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Full Bore And Into The Abyss Davy Jones
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Brianna Heath | Author @briannahwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have a hard time managing more than 1 social media, but I've been reminded Bsky exists & people still follow me over here 💙 So in super fun news, I have a new book coming out next year & we got to announce in in People Magazine, which was absolutely mindbogglingly cool. people.com/the-pendleto...
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‘Knives Out’ Meets ‘The Addams Family’ in ‘The Pendleton Family’s Guide to Accidental Murder’ — See the Cover! (Exclusive)
Everyone is suspicious and they all have something to hide in this delightful new domestic mystery from Brianna Heath. See the cover here!
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m in danger there is a Cuban restaurant 0.1 miles from my workplace that has ROPA VIEJA 🤤
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh that’s just what I say! 😆 As in, it’s maybe not a hill I’ll die on but I’m certainly occupying it
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sometimes self-care is rewatching The Mummy (1999) not for the plot, but just because everyone is so pretty Also I really enjoy Beni and he should have gotten redemption, that is a hill
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My computer: "Restart for update?" Me: "Sure." Computer: (does the thing) Computer, literally 2 minutes later: "Restart for update?"
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Stick Man's Computer Rage Meme
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m so flattered that you thought so 😂
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Everyone knows my favorite holiday is Halloween why is this man the only one to have connected the dots
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love Vermont and my Vermonter therapist because I mentioned I was exploring my gender(s) again and he legit suggested I try out drag. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SUGGEST THIS TO ME BEFORE 😮
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Vermont’s version of “see you at the next red light” is tailgaters nosing people in front of them out of the fast lane until someone finally brake-checks them
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At the age of 38 I finally got that grownup job with salary and benefits that all the boomers told me I’d have if I graduated college at 22
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🥰 Thanks Katrin! You’re always so supportive 💜
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Having decided to self-publish, I’m well aware that I should be online attempting to be popular and relatable more but honestly I’m too busy switching jobs and having a social life and dressing up all fancy to go on picnics
The OP sitting amid a verdant picnic setup, complete with woven basket, in a white and blue dress with red hibiscus flowers on it, holding a fancy blue parasol
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I will not accept an argument that art and creativity have been uniquely democratised in the last few years since the invention of genAI. What a disservice to human history. How little regard you must have for the billions of souls that struggled through unimaginable suffering to express themselves.
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The more I play around with the masc side of gender, the more annoyed I get. You mean men got to have pants with STANDARDIZED sizes that FIT WELL the whole time? Y’all had deodorants that smell GOOD instead of powdery and sneeze-inducing and DON’T STAIN YOUR CLOTHES all along?!
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Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
Alt: Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sitting five feet away from my friend while she reads my manuscript and having to cover my face with an open notebook every time she comments on it so I don't give anything away 💜
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Check out my bestie's game! The latest update has co-op mode 😈🐔
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shoutout to the universe for hooking me up with a sweet new job, amazingly supportive friends, and that one arepa pabellón recipe
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If you weren't six and a half hours away/I had hotel money I'd absolutely drive over! I have preordered though 💜
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So soon now! I can't wait!
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I seem to have traded the "types into the void" aspect of my identity for a "scours social media for irl local events to drag my friends to" habit and yes, my therapist *is* proud of me
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The millennial urge to google any and every question you have because the internet has always been there for you but the question is "should I make this very specific change to my unpublished manuscript that literally 7 people have ever read" 💀
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm an AFAB living in the US. Hourglass figure. And the best-fitting pants I own? The ones with roomy but invisible pockets, no back-gap, and the perfect taper? That sit at just the right height on my hips? Made from the most comfy material? I found in the men's section of a thrift shop yesterday.
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Haha probably. I just enjoy imagining Vermontisms catching on with the rest of the world
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Moss and chaos is literally my brand 😁
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The fact that I saw “creami” and thought “did Ninja rip off the Vermont word for ice cream?” (It’s spelled creemee but still 😆)
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Went from waking up for work at 5am, to learning I’ve got the day off at 5:30, to outlining a novel at 6, to working on song lyrics at 6:30 I’m so pumped for my spontaneous writing day 🥳
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
VT I love you but when do I get to stop factoring in “clean snow off my car” time to my commute? 😭
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a cat laying in the snow with its head sticking out of the snow
Alt: a tabby cat buried in snow with only its head and tail sticking up
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Me, having invited friends over for dinner on Sunday and realizing I don’t have chairs: omg I can set it up kotatsu-style! Me two minutes later upon remembering that some people like back support: omg I have to dig out the chairs 😭
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“Yeah you’re really good at spiraling” lol thanks man Knife-sharp validation is my therapist’s brand for sure 😆
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just accepting the inevitability that when my therapist asks me how I’m doing in our session today I will have no answer but “I am in the bittersweet spiral” and boy is that going to start a conversation
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Me sashaying in as an MA-holding, gender-fluid, Democrat-voting apprentice carpenter
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words dismantle the patriarchy
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Check out my friend’s beautifully and darkly atmospheric story!
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Everyone else’s My emotional emotional support support boyfriends: boyfriends:
Ilya and Shane from Heated Rivalry in a supposed face-off, each wearing their respective uniforms against the backdrop of a red-toned hockey rinkYusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara from the Yu Yu Hakusho anime in a poster-style action lineup
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Lol please don’t speak to me in subtext because I promise it will go right over my head. OR I’ll think you hate me. There are only those two modes 😅
White text on black background: today’s horoscope for Gemini. The relevant part says “Everyone’s sure they implied something, nobody actually said it. Gemini, get weirdly specific today.”
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zack 🦇 commissions open! @vampbyte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
[shares appreciated!] commissions are open for april! vgen.co/vampbyte #VGen #VGencomm #artsupport #commissions
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thanks 💜 Nothing yet but I’m still hopeful
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Historically, me throwing hopeful/wishful energy out into the universe has backfired simultaneously hilarious and creepy ways But I could really use some good news today? 🙏
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S.E. Fleenor @sefleenor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Do it for your nonbinary siblings, too
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Yeet me back there, our “heat wave” up here was 38 😆
Clip from a Miami Herald article that says, in summary, that South Florida will have temperatures in the 80s all week
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ah 🙈 Nah, I just like being able to do things for people—most of my life, I haven’t been able to. I’m really just starting small here and hoping that some day I’ll be in a position to actually be a good friend But you’re right that my friends are amazing, I love them so much!
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Cecilia Tan @ceciliatan.com · 17/02/2026
Sooo... I know I just released a new book 30 days ago. But... check out what's coming from Neon Hemlock at the end of April. I just posted a sample chapter at my patreon if you want a taste: www.patreon.com/post...
The mystery of the bitten peach, a lesbian time travel romance mystery. By Cecilia Tan. “Full of queerness, generative solidarity, and gently profound insights into love and choice, Tan’s tale goes down smoothly but its wisdom lingers. Not to be missed.”
—Shelley Parker Chan, author of She Who Became the Sun
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My V-Day gifts for friends this year were pana cotta with berry compote and coffee jelly with milk jelly on top. And I realized halfway through (re)doing the coffee that all the recipients shared a certain identity so I went all out 🩵🤍🩷
A photo of a collection of plastic cups sitting on a kitchen counter. Some have dark bases with pink, blue, and white on the top; some have white bases with dark red on top
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’ve been trying to get everyone I know into this series. I hope you like it!
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May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Me one year ago: 24 degrees?! *Farhrenheit*?!!! I’m dying! Me checking the forecast today: 24 degrees, thank god 😮‍💨
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