May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me in 2023: I don’t know if I’m trans enough to write this MC. Do I even have a gender? What IS gender really? Me in 2026 as my friends tell me all the ways I’m masculine and call me he/him: …Oh. 🥹 Turns out I’ve always been Toast. 230
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 I can actually hold conversations with people about anything and everything (not even queer-related stuff!) and it’s EASY?! It’s like discovering colors exist for the first time 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I spent 36 of my 38 years feeling like an alien who couldn’t relate with/be relatable to humans. Then I moved to Vermont and became enmeshed with the local queer community. Suddenly human interaction is energizing instead of exhausting?! 120
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I blinked and it's August 💀 At the end of this month, I start the teaching part of my full-time teaching position, the house I'm living in goes up for sale, meaning I need to move and my commute will double, and I have a choir concert. Also I may or may not be releasing a book this fall.static.klipy.comFull Bore And Into The Abyss Davy JonesAlt: Full Bore And Into The Abyss Davy Jones 120
Reposted by May ZullinoBrianna Heath | Author @briannahwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have a hard time managing more than 1 social media, but I've been reminded Bsky exists & people still follow me over here 💙 So in super fun news, I have a new book coming out next year & we got to announce in in People Magazine, which was absolutely mindbogglingly cool. people.com/the-pendleto...people.com‘Knives Out’ Meets ‘The Addams Family’ in ‘The Pendleton Family’s Guide to Accidental Murder’ — See the Cover! (Exclusive)Everyone is suspicious and they all have something to hide in this delightful new domestic mystery from Brianna Heath. See the cover here! 1122
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m in danger there is a Cuban restaurant 0.1 miles from my workplace that has ROPA VIEJA 🤤 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Oh that’s just what I say! 😆 As in, it’s maybe not a hill I’ll die on but I’m certainly occupying it 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Sometimes self-care is rewatching The Mummy (1999) not for the plot, but just because everyone is so pretty Also I really enjoy Beni and he should have gotten redemption, that is a hill 130
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty MuchAlt: Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My computer: "Restart for update?" Me: "Sure." Computer: (does the thing) Computer, literally 2 minutes later: "Restart for update?"static.klipy.comStick Man's Computer Rage MemeAlt: Stick Man's Computer Rage Meme 110
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Everyone knows my favorite holiday is Halloween why is this man the only one to have connected the dots 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love Vermont and my Vermonter therapist because I mentioned I was exploring my gender(s) again and he legit suggested I try out drag. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SUGGEST THIS TO ME BEFORE 😮 201
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Vermont’s version of “see you at the next red light” is tailgaters nosing people in front of them out of the fast lane until someone finally brake-checks them 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026At the age of 38 I finally got that grownup job with salary and benefits that all the boomers told me I’d have if I graduated college at 22 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026🥰 Thanks Katrin! You’re always so supportive 💜 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Having decided to self-publish, I’m well aware that I should be online attempting to be popular and relatable more but honestly I’m too busy switching jobs and having a social life and dressing up all fancy to go on picnics 130
Reposted by May ZullinoSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I will not accept an argument that art and creativity have been uniquely democratised in the last few years since the invention of genAI. What a disservice to human history. How little regard you must have for the billions of souls that struggled through unimaginable suffering to express themselves. 122171509
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The more I play around with the masc side of gender, the more annoyed I get. You mean men got to have pants with STANDARDIZED sizes that FIT WELL the whole time? Y’all had deodorants that smell GOOD instead of powdery and sneeze-inducing and DON’T STAIN YOUR CLOTHES all along?!static.klipy.comClue: Flames on the Side of My FaceAlt: Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face 030
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sitting five feet away from my friend while she reads my manuscript and having to cover my face with an open notebook every time she comments on it so I don't give anything away 💜 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Check out my bestie's game! The latest update has co-op mode 😈🐔 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Shoutout to the universe for hooking me up with a sweet new job, amazingly supportive friends, and that one arepa pabellón recipe 020
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If you weren't six and a half hours away/I had hotel money I'd absolutely drive over! I have preordered though 💜 110
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I seem to have traded the "types into the void" aspect of my identity for a "scours social media for irl local events to drag my friends to" habit and yes, my therapist *is* proud of me 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The millennial urge to google any and every question you have because the internet has always been there for you but the question is "should I make this very specific change to my unpublished manuscript that literally 7 people have ever read" 💀 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I'm an AFAB living in the US. Hourglass figure. And the best-fitting pants I own? The ones with roomy but invisible pockets, no back-gap, and the perfect taper? That sit at just the right height on my hips? Made from the most comfy material? I found in the men's section of a thrift shop yesterday. 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Haha probably. I just enjoy imagining Vermontisms catching on with the rest of the world 020
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The fact that I saw “creami” and thought “did Ninja rip off the Vermont word for ice cream?” (It’s spelled creemee but still 😆) 100
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Went from waking up for work at 5am, to learning I’ve got the day off at 5:30, to outlining a novel at 6, to working on song lyrics at 6:30 I’m so pumped for my spontaneous writing day 🥳 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 23/03/2026VT I love you but when do I get to stop factoring in “clean snow off my car” time to my commute? 😭media.tenor.coma cat laying in the snow with its head sticking out of the snowAlt: a tabby cat buried in snow with only its head and tail sticking up 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Me, having invited friends over for dinner on Sunday and realizing I don’t have chairs: omg I can set it up kotatsu-style! Me two minutes later upon remembering that some people like back support: omg I have to dig out the chairs 😭 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026“Yeah you’re really good at spiraling” lol thanks man Knife-sharp validation is my therapist’s brand for sure 😆 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Just accepting the inevitability that when my therapist asks me how I’m doing in our session today I will have no answer but “I am in the bittersweet spiral” and boy is that going to start a conversation 100
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Me sashaying in as an MA-holding, gender-fluid, Democrat-voting apprentice carpentermedia.tenor.coma woman singing into a microphone with the words dismantle the patriarchyAlt: a woman singing into a microphone with the words dismantle the patriarchy 021
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Check out my friend’s beautifully and darkly atmospheric story! 020
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Everyone else’s My emotional emotional support support boyfriends: boyfriends: 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Lol please don’t speak to me in subtext because I promise it will go right over my head. OR I’ll think you hate me. There are only those two modes 😅 000
Reposted by May Zullinozack 🦇 commissions open! @vampbyte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026[shares appreciated!] commissions are open for april! vgen.co/vampbyte #VGen #VGencomm #artsupport #commissions 3386156
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Historically, me throwing hopeful/wishful energy out into the universe has backfired simultaneously hilarious and creepy ways But I could really use some good news today? 🙏 120
Reposted by May ZullinoS.E. Fleenor @sefleenor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Do it for your nonbinary siblings, too 042
Reposted by May ZullinoChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself 312522902
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Yeet me back there, our “heat wave” up here was 38 😆 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Ah 🙈 Nah, I just like being able to do things for people—most of my life, I haven’t been able to. I’m really just starting small here and hoping that some day I’ll be in a position to actually be a good friend But you’re right that my friends are amazing, I love them so much! 110
Reposted by May ZullinoCecilia Tan @ceciliatan.com · 17/02/2026Sooo... I know I just released a new book 30 days ago. But... check out what's coming from Neon Hemlock at the end of April. I just posted a sample chapter at my patreon if you want a taste: www.patreon.com/post... 14829
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My V-Day gifts for friends this year were pana cotta with berry compote and coffee jelly with milk jelly on top. And I realized halfway through (re)doing the coffee that all the recipients shared a certain identity so I went all out 🩵🤍🩷 130
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I’ve been trying to get everyone I know into this series. I hope you like it! 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Me one year ago: 24 degrees?! *Farhrenheit*?!!! I’m dying! Me checking the forecast today: 24 degrees, thank god 😮💨 010