May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me in 2023: I don’t know if I’m trans enough to write this MC. Do I even have a gender? What IS gender really? Me in 2026 as my friends tell me all the ways I’m masculine and call me he/him: …Oh. 🥹 Turns out I’ve always been Toast. 230
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I spent 36 of my 38 years feeling like an alien who couldn’t relate with/be relatable to humans. Then I moved to Vermont and became enmeshed with the local queer community. Suddenly human interaction is energizing instead of exhausting?! 120
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I blinked and it's August 💀 At the end of this month, I start the teaching part of my full-time teaching position, the house I'm living in goes up for sale, meaning I need to move and my commute will double, and I have a choir concert. Also I may or may not be releasing a book this fall.static.klipy.comFull Bore And Into The Abyss Davy JonesAlt: Full Bore And Into The Abyss Davy Jones 120
Reposted by May ZullinoBrianna Heath | Author @briannahwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have a hard time managing more than 1 social media, but I've been reminded Bsky exists & people still follow me over here 💙 So in super fun news, I have a new book coming out next year & we got to announce in in People Magazine, which was absolutely mindbogglingly cool. people.com/the-pendleto...people.com‘Knives Out’ Meets ‘The Addams Family’ in ‘The Pendleton Family’s Guide to Accidental Murder’ — See the Cover! (Exclusive)Everyone is suspicious and they all have something to hide in this delightful new domestic mystery from Brianna Heath. See the cover here! 1122
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m in danger there is a Cuban restaurant 0.1 miles from my workplace that has ROPA VIEJA 🤤 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Sometimes self-care is rewatching The Mummy (1999) not for the plot, but just because everyone is so pretty Also I really enjoy Beni and he should have gotten redemption, that is a hill 130
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My computer: "Restart for update?" Me: "Sure." Computer: (does the thing) Computer, literally 2 minutes later: "Restart for update?"static.klipy.comStick Man's Computer Rage MemeAlt: Stick Man's Computer Rage Meme 110
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love Vermont and my Vermonter therapist because I mentioned I was exploring my gender(s) again and he legit suggested I try out drag. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SUGGEST THIS TO ME BEFORE 😮 201
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Vermont’s version of “see you at the next red light” is tailgaters nosing people in front of them out of the fast lane until someone finally brake-checks them 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026At the age of 38 I finally got that grownup job with salary and benefits that all the boomers told me I’d have if I graduated college at 22 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Having decided to self-publish, I’m well aware that I should be online attempting to be popular and relatable more but honestly I’m too busy switching jobs and having a social life and dressing up all fancy to go on picnics 130
Reposted by May ZullinoSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I will not accept an argument that art and creativity have been uniquely democratised in the last few years since the invention of genAI. What a disservice to human history. How little regard you must have for the billions of souls that struggled through unimaginable suffering to express themselves. 122172509
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The more I play around with the masc side of gender, the more annoyed I get. You mean men got to have pants with STANDARDIZED sizes that FIT WELL the whole time? Y’all had deodorants that smell GOOD instead of powdery and sneeze-inducing and DON’T STAIN YOUR CLOTHES all along?!static.klipy.comClue: Flames on the Side of My FaceAlt: Clue: Flames on the Side of My Face 030
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sitting five feet away from my friend while she reads my manuscript and having to cover my face with an open notebook every time she comments on it so I don't give anything away 💜 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Check out my bestie's game! The latest update has co-op mode 😈🐔 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Shoutout to the universe for hooking me up with a sweet new job, amazingly supportive friends, and that one arepa pabellón recipe 020
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I seem to have traded the "types into the void" aspect of my identity for a "scours social media for irl local events to drag my friends to" habit and yes, my therapist *is* proud of me 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The millennial urge to google any and every question you have because the internet has always been there for you but the question is "should I make this very specific change to my unpublished manuscript that literally 7 people have ever read" 💀 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I'm an AFAB living in the US. Hourglass figure. And the best-fitting pants I own? The ones with roomy but invisible pockets, no back-gap, and the perfect taper? That sit at just the right height on my hips? Made from the most comfy material? I found in the men's section of a thrift shop yesterday. 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Went from waking up for work at 5am, to learning I’ve got the day off at 5:30, to outlining a novel at 6, to working on song lyrics at 6:30 I’m so pumped for my spontaneous writing day 🥳 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 23/03/2026VT I love you but when do I get to stop factoring in “clean snow off my car” time to my commute? 😭media.tenor.coma cat laying in the snow with its head sticking out of the snowAlt: a tabby cat buried in snow with only its head and tail sticking up 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Me, having invited friends over for dinner on Sunday and realizing I don’t have chairs: omg I can set it up kotatsu-style! Me two minutes later upon remembering that some people like back support: omg I have to dig out the chairs 😭 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Just accepting the inevitability that when my therapist asks me how I’m doing in our session today I will have no answer but “I am in the bittersweet spiral” and boy is that going to start a conversation 100
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Check out my friend’s beautifully and darkly atmospheric story! 020
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Everyone else’s My emotional emotional support support boyfriends: boyfriends: 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Lol please don’t speak to me in subtext because I promise it will go right over my head. OR I’ll think you hate me. There are only those two modes 😅 000
Reposted by May Zullinozack 🦇 commissions open! @vampbyte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026[shares appreciated!] commissions are open for april! vgen.co/vampbyte #VGen #VGencomm #artsupport #commissions 3387156
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Historically, me throwing hopeful/wishful energy out into the universe has backfired simultaneously hilarious and creepy ways But I could really use some good news today? 🙏 120
Reposted by May ZullinoS.E. Fleenor @sefleenor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Do it for your nonbinary siblings, too 042
Reposted by May ZullinoChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself 312525902
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Yeet me back there, our “heat wave” up here was 38 😆 000
Reposted by May ZullinoCecilia Tan @ceciliatan.com · 17/02/2026Sooo... I know I just released a new book 30 days ago. But... check out what's coming from Neon Hemlock at the end of April. I just posted a sample chapter at my patreon if you want a taste: www.patreon.com/post... 14829
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My V-Day gifts for friends this year were pana cotta with berry compote and coffee jelly with milk jelly on top. And I realized halfway through (re)doing the coffee that all the recipients shared a certain identity so I went all out 🩵🤍🩷 130
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Me one year ago: 24 degrees?! *Farhrenheit*?!!! I’m dying! Me checking the forecast today: 24 degrees, thank god 😮💨 010
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This morning I’m watching the fluffiest snowflakes drift outside my window and listening to The Greatest Show on Earth by Nightwish 000
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 12/02/2026TFW you understand enough of another language to be mad at the subtitles but not enough to go completely without them 🙃 110
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It’s 7:30 on a gray, snowy morning. I’m the only one up, having breakfast in my bedroom, reading a psych article online, feeling fully insulated from everything—and I just heard the most innocent, happy adult laugh from outside my window. Good morning, world 💜 010
Reposted by May ZullinoHannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 10/02/2026My most deeply held conspiracy-theory belief is that the decline in the SFF midlist is because of the loss of mass market paperbacks. Bring back midlist genre novels in mmpb. 0161
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Adulting level: bought groceries and put in a load of laundry Reward: a little box of Apple Jacks and eating plain tofu right out of the package because I have no energy to cook 030
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Post a banger that isn’t in English Well, what else can I follow The Gazette with but Kagrra,? 😁youtu.beKagrra,「渦」Music VideoYouTube video by KING RECORDS 020
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2026If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H HIEI 🖤🖤🖤media.tenor.coma drawing of a man holding a purple object in his handAlt: Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho (god I’m so happy they didn’t Englishize that title when they brought it to the US) lifting his arm to call forth the Kokuryuuha 111
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Me trying to look up a recipe for coffee jelly topped with milk jelly in Japanese: “コーヒーゼリー com— no wait that’s Portuguese” “コーヒーゼリー med— no I don’t need Swedish, thank you brain” The correct answer was “コーヒー&ミルクゼリー” by the way, with the ampersand pronounced as “and” 🫠 000
Reposted by May ZullinoChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The president and all his rancid enablers really demand the creation of a new word that means “shocked but not shocked, but still shocked, but also totally NOT shocked, yet somehow still shocked, also always appalled, forever and eternally appalled by the endless abhorrence, and now I scream.” 2045766
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Well today has been a migraine-induced bust until now but yesterday I got to see Iron Lung with a friend and I am still thinking about it. I think it’s time to get up and make good artmedia.tenor.coma penguin sits at a desk with a stack of books and a pencil in its mouthAlt: An animated bird (from the Finch app?) surrounded by books taps a pencil against their beak and then scribbles something on the paper in front of them 010
Reposted by May ZullinoAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/02/2026We want ICE abolished and their agents hauled before Nuremberg style tribunals. Anything less is a policy failure. 351758366
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 03/02/2026*cracking my knuckles* Oh the question isn’t “do I,” it’s “how much time do you have?” 🤩 110
Reposted by May ZullinoBrianna Heath | Author @briannahwrites.bsky.social · 02/02/2026🎉 Launch Party for Robbie McNeil's Hit List! 🎉 Join us at the Lavender Library on March 24! I will be in conversation with the absolutely delightful Michelle Chouinard. We'll chat about the book, give you fun swag, & celebrate the release of my debut! wildsistersbookco.com/events/44772... 052
May Zullino @mayzullinowrites.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The two Toasts. Nobody knows what this means and I can’t explain it without massive spoilers, but if I ever go to a con and run into a Two Toasts cosplay I will buy those darlings ice cream on the spot 020