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mayonnaise

@mayonnaizze.bsky.social
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25, GNC/nonbinary/genderfluid, he/they, amateur NSFW artist and computer hobbyist, plus lowkey socdem (randomly and rabidly horny on main, minors and puritans DNI. also if you dont like politics, it'd be best not to follow.)

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Melted (STARBREAKER OUT NOW!) @mrmelted.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What a healthy and strong marriage! 💖
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ISITOKU @isitoku.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone wanted a Stolas, and I have had bird butt on the brain. #fatfur #furry #helluvaboss #hellaverse #fanart
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👻 Furbland's Very Spooky Account™ 👻 @groupnebula563.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
the Actual Fucking Pope tweeting about how ai sucks was not on my 2026 bingo card but it is a welcome addition
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nazi party upset that it's full of nazis
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
The people's game will always belong to the people. This summer, it belonged to the bodega owners, cab drivers, line cooks, and every New Yorker who welcomed visitors from around the world to experience the World Cup in our own backyard.
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Neeks @ultraneeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚬 quick doodle 🚬
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bredbaag θΔ @bredbaag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
damn my life as a teenage robot kicks ass
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cough drop @coughdrop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1) This isn't about generating games or assets with AI, it's just about using automation tools for some processes like bug testing which isn't inherently bad 2) IGN should be embarrassed for this headline. It doesn't say "AI generation" as in generative AI, it's 世代, "generation" as in "time period"
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PyroTitan @pyromancertitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this image is fucking frying me
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-ICΞPHΞR- Commissions Open @icepher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rat King👑 #deadlock #ratking
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Monique @monique-monsters.votv.dev · 03/10/2026
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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Korteh @korteh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yogurt night #votv #voicesofthevoid
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PUNISHED JIMBO @jimbohusky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got challenged a while back to come up with a damselfly adopt, came up with this princess vibe! Can claim it here: forms.gle/cXQoKDyxKeap... [ #jimbohuskyart #adopt #adoptable ]
"Damselfly Princess Adopt" - a blue anthro damselfly wearing a green dress and dark bronze crown, necklace and hair piece, with four arms, upper arms poised up in the air wearing wrings and pearl bracelets, and lower arms wearing long gloves and hands folded at their hips, with transparent opalescent wings and a long abdomen jutting out the back of the dress.
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Dani Yuan | commissions open @dagger6.art · 04/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands pretty ridiculous. (alt text added)
A post from a FurAffinity developer blog which says:

 What makes this situation frustrating is that the bar for what advertisers consider "adult content" is very very low. For example they consider plus size characters, two characters hugging, and "barbie doll nudity" to be adult content, despite these being normal everyday things that are not adult at all. This is why you may see other sites with restrictions on how characters cant be posed or dressed "too provocatively."

We receive a daily list of items that they have flagged as violations and have to sort through them. If they're legitimate violations, we re-rate them. If they aren't, we don't touch them. Submissions that are not violations of our policies are still held against us.

We have had many email conversations, Zoom calls, and even an in-person meeting with representatives to help resolve this to no avail.
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♫⃠ Mx.Jackassington θΔ @jackassington.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You locked her out, meanie >:( for #dunkeltober day 3! Prompt was "Something In The Woods" #furryart #votv #voicesofthevoid #kerfur #kerfuromega
A pixelated, colorless picture of a Kurfur Omega smiling and waving at the camera you are looking through, as a wisp approaches from the distance
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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
superhero who has the power of a tool assisted speedrun
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Monique @monique-monsters.votv.dev · 04/10/2026
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Ari Phoenix @ari-pheonix786.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dreams of space #votv #voicesofthevoid #drkel
Kel floating amongst a stary background thinking about his dream to be with the stars The background slowly disappears as Kel thinks about his choice of taking the job Kel floating in a lake thinking his dream was stupid A tentacle emerges from the depths reaching for a unaware kel
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sick as a dog
drawing of two very sick dogs with the caption; "sick as a dog"
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Zaddyballs @zeblackballd.bsky.social · 20h
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 19h
Still tiny, but already a pro at burrowing into the sand 🦀,, It looks like it’s winking and saying, “Watch me! Watch me!” So cute🫶 【YouTube】 youtube.com/shorts/ZCq0i...
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「見てて!見てて!」ってウインクしてるみたいで可愛い
YouTube video by でんかの海洋生物観測所
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 05/09/2026
I played with the ball with all my energy. どんな時でも全力ですっ☆
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 22h
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Rosh 🧡 @mothbutchism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
xenogenders, boygirls, lesboys, transfemmasc, it/its users and anyone else who gets shit for having contradictory labels are welcome here. I do not care because I am an adult trans person who has to worry about my livelihood and I just want all trans people to be safe and happy. We are siblings
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BoRiS (she/they) @borisalien.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Covenant Baddie #borisalienart #NSFWart #NSFW Patreon suggestion from a couple of months ago - now posted publicly! www.patreon.com/borisalien
Covenant Elite lady with big boobs and an energy sword, walking towards the viewer, in an ancient Forruner's temple. Sandy dunes can be seen outside and there's foliage growing indoors.
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RedstoneCo @redstoneco.bsky.social · 14h
The most unamused doll :) Done for @rubbertomboys4life.bsky.social #inflatable #pooltoy
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Shirley the Toon @nathancorseva.bsky.social · 16h
You can pay to watch a man get decapitated like an Isis snuff film, but god forbid you pay to see two gay guys kiss
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🏳️‍⚧️ TRAPPED IN ABUSIVE HOME 🏳️‍⚧️ @rancidreggie.bsky.social · 14h
correction: you can buy this but you can't commission art of characters HUGGING!!!!! TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ****HUGGING**** IS WORSE THAN DECAPITATION
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 16h
Commissioning or making that art yourself, for that matter. But if you're Rockstar, it's okay. Because reasons? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 16h
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 14h
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19h
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KawattaMe @kawattame.bsky.social · 19h
Gang for day 4 of #dunkeltober! :3 Idk if this drawing is canon to my fic yet or not but the blorbos can have a little bit of whimsy together. As a treat.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 17h
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Veems🏳️‍⚧️🔞(COMMS ARE CLOSED umu) @voctopie.bsky.social · 11h
Mew Mew Hyper boobies!!~ #Art #NSFWart #NSFW #Digitalart #Hyper #HyperSky #MadMewMew #MewMew #Pink #DELTARUNE #DELTARUINED #DELTARUNEchapter5
Pink with her giant huge massive doll titties on display~
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 21h
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 11h
i want this and the winston one to outlive me
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 15h
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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blimp (Katie), hobby tourist → MFF @blimpeh.bsky.social · 16h
showing you my favortie touy but i finished it #blimpart #furryart #votv
a doodle (now in color!) of my fox fursona, chibi and feral, wearing a beanie and an ASO badge around their neck. They are sitting with big eyes and a smile and sticking out their tongue. In front of them is an Argemia plush from Voices of the Void, lying on it's back and clearly quite damaged.
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 10h
say what you will about fax machines but they don't require an app
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okavara.bsky.social @okavara.bsky.social · 10h
#dunkeltober day 4! #votv #okadraws. I also post on tumblr!
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DiscardedBiscuit @discardedbiscuit.bsky.social · 10h
#VoTV #VoicesOfTheVoid
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Cadu Rodrigues @sotosendocadu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quick warning to those out of Brazil Some people clocked really weird anti-Brazilian sentiment on Twitter, and among all things, they accuse Brazilians of "hallucinating about the US invading our country" That's VERY suspicious, especially as we're heading to election period and (again) we're+
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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