Max Wurr
@maxwurr.bsky.social
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Arts, culture, politics, social issues, science, birding, running, guitars, family history, puerile humour, whatever. Occasional Beatle. Herts, UK.
Arts, culture, politics, social issues, science, birding, running, guitars, family history, puerile humour, whatever. Occasional Beatle. Herts, UK.
![Cartoon by stephen collins: script follows:
[Scene is a SUPERMARKET. An OLD LADY is struggling to reach the top shelf of the cleaning products aisle. A little BOY in a bobble hat is looking at her as she strains to reach up].
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BOY:
Are you OK?
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OLD LADY:
Ooh...
I'm trying to reach the Cleenco Multi Surface Cleaner
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OLD LADY:
My tall husband used to reach it down for me...
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OLD LADY:
before he tragically died.
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BOY:
Don’t worry
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BOY:
I’m an unrealistically empathetic Christmas Advert Child
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BOY:
I can randomly summon some fairies with your dead husband’s face, to get a bottle down for you!
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[Pause while the old lady looks at him askance]
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OLD LADY:
Bit weird but OK
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[Indie ballad plays]
[tiny fairies with an old man’s face fly down from the shelf with a bottle of CLEENCO Multi Surface Cleaner]
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[Show the fairies giving the old lady the bottle]
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[Final panel shows a product shot of the bottle]:
CLEENCO Multi Surface Cleaner
(We felt obliged to do a Christmas ad)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreigi4jhvl5x3cacftfqfrx3qthnnhmhvttwqsopqwdnv2pjo467i4i)
