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Max Sloan

@maxsloan.blog
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Wide-eyed nightmare haver, sports(ish) blogger and editor at Tar Heel Blog, occasionally accidentally earnest online App-uh-LATCH-in

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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 14h
bryce young giving short kings everywhere the wrong idea
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 14h
[DEROGATORY]
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 03/10/2026
spooky szn
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 03/10/2026
jeeves, how do i pin someone else's post?
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 02/10/2026
(by which i mean dogcussing whatley anytime i see his dumbass ads/flyers/what-have-you)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 02/10/2026
I'm doing my part!
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 01/10/2026
four now 🫡
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 01/10/2026
let's fucking go
poorly-drawn lorax as compared to a lorax skeleton, declaring it's time to get spooky
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 01/10/2026
was wondering why my gritty mafia-adjacent script keeps getting passed on until i found out the super badass line my villain delivers in the climactic scene got stolen by gas station toys, i'm livid
whack 'em footbags

legally distinct from hacky sacks
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/09/2026
hell yeah brother
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 28/09/2026
the best in the game
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 28/09/2026
it's great to be a Mountaineer
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
tie ballgame, wheeeew
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
App State on some sick shit 😤
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
Appalachian State not exactly covering themselves in glory, looks like the fear of any broadcast that isn't ESPN+ continues
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
qb draw on 3rd and 6 i'm gonna become the joker
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
the team from Raleigh is so punk-ass
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
mf said tackling
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
CJ Bailey hurting from running into his own tackling
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
I think that should've been App State's ball, tbh, no way if that running back had broken free for the endzone that they would've said his forward progress was stopped
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
I love being able to hear the discussion during the review, unironically such a value add
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
inshallah
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
I would prefer for Appalachian State to beat the team from Raleigh this evening, and I fully plan to be a Nuisance Online about it, prepare accordingly
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
Would love to put App State's game this evening on your radar
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
Good night of livin' Tennessee what were y'all doing
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
he just like me fr
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
hell yeah sister
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
found 'em
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 23/09/2026
thank goodness
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 23/09/2026
did you at least raise up
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 22/09/2026
is this a threat
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 21/09/2026
wait no
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 21/09/2026
oh god i hope i'm never middle aged
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 21/09/2026
go birds go utes
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 20/09/2026
Tre'von Moehrig throwing a block el oh el
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 20/09/2026
naw
lane with the thousand-yard stare
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 20/09/2026
No! No!!
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
DeBoer fixin' to wind up at a pig farm somewhere outside of Tuscaloosa
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
Why Won't God Blow Up The Sun? A Tar Heel Memoir
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
this is a public service
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
State Shit undefeated
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
CJ Bailey point shaving
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
you should say something else
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
a likely story (do it, it's real fun)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
nah nah this game is all upside
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
i absolutely will. my first pc was a tiefling barb named after a bird and i loved him very much. my next pc will likely never exist because no one else in my little group seems inclined to dm
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
okay brag
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
"fighting"
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
my next pc is gonna be a bard too and i just figured a dungeon would be more likely to get that number up
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
mf said roomie
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