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Max Sloan

@maxsloan.blog
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Wide-eyed nightmare haver, sports(ish) blogger and editor at Tar Heel Blog, occasionally accidentally earnest online App-uh-LATCH-in

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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 09/10/2026
surely only something totally normal would prompt this response from a (very patient) site manager (shouts, as ever, to @brandonanderson.bsky.social)
Mr. Wilde, I presume
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/10/2026
signed trading card from alge crumpler's time at UNC
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/10/2026
[DEROGATORY]
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 02/10/2026
I'm doing my part!
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 01/10/2026
let's fucking go
poorly-drawn lorax as compared to a lorax skeleton, declaring it's time to get spooky
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 01/10/2026
was wondering why my gritty mafia-adjacent script keeps getting passed on until i found out the super badass line my villain delivers in the climactic scene got stolen by gas station toys, i'm livid
whack 'em footbags

legally distinct from hacky sacks
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
found 'em
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 20/09/2026
naw
lane with the thousand-yard stare
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
Why Won't God Blow Up The Sun? A Tar Heel Memoir
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 17/09/2026
wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Lane looking shell-shocked
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 17/09/2026
unc football brutally attacking unc football with unc football
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 16/09/2026
AIRHORNAIRHORNAAAAAAIRHORN
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 15/09/2026
j'dinkalage more goo
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 07/09/2026
happy labor day
mellow rock coastal GRANDMOTHER monday afternoon
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/09/2026
B R U H referees
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/09/2026
wack
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
unrelated but hell yeah
HYPE GRAND
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
i would like to buy a vowel
hryszko
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
matt rhule, confronted with a running QB
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 04/09/2026
hey baby i hear the blues a-calling
RRRRRRRRRUTGERS
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
red wolfconservation statusCritically Endangered (😔)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
the shoes worked
converses with the good blue
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
just look how happy he is
b*ll b*lichick positively beaming
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
scaredt
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
Tim Tebow? The NFL quarterback?
the inimitable Jim Downey
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
thrill belichick
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
pls laugh
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
Quack
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
STOP

(pls)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
you're in here with us
ACC SURRENDER COBRA
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
second drive like
enter clown
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 29/08/2026
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/08/2026
quick refresher ahead of the season, hope this helps!
unc football (derogatory)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 24/08/2026
Happy game week, and especially to @brandonanderson.bsky.social who is having a normal one in the ol' Tar Heel Blog slack
your lone shred of optimism is Robert F. Petrino
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 17/08/2026
¿curtains for zoosha?
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 10/08/2026
I've been using them for phone backgrounds! Also, you've given me an excuse to post another (purely to illustrate):
max's current phone lock screen (Spur note the 88% tyvm)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 10/08/2026
one more:
you belong among the wildflowers / you belong on a ship out at sea
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 10/08/2026
also:
loose moose, fond of pond
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 10/08/2026
I'm not planning to come home but I fear it'll happen anyway
a stream through some mountains
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 08/08/2026
grand prismatic shard
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/08/2026
the stones are actually yellow
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/08/2026
no cheating post your lock screen
poiple
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 03/08/2026
Finally, the recognition I've been chasing
an influential journalist or content creator
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
👁️👄👁️
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
DEROGATORY
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
go dawgs
yeesh
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
scared peloton lady
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
whew pig
a weird pig drawing labelled "puke"
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
oh god, core's right behind me isn't she
the duck lurks
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 30/07/2026
ugh, this is never a good sign
Nikolai Denmark replied but there's no text, where's the text, it couldn't possibly be.......

damn it
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