Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 21hAll the worst drivers you’ve ever encountered should instead be flying a plane. 030 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Please pardon all the Brewersposting, like Ahab I have become obsessed with my enemy. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Scrappy McMustache, the third-string Brewers catcher who takes his salary in salted pork, has just hit a homer off a guy who makes $171,234 an inning 051 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The traffic was so bad the Dodgers didn’t make it here until Game 4 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Chicago’s favorite Halloween costume passes away aged 86. 040 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Father O’Brien Requests Parishioners Pause “Green Bay Sucks” Chant During Communion 030 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m no UI designer but every 1.5 years it’s a lot of “we rounded the square things and squared the rounded things.” 130 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These war dot gov commercials that I’ve seen once per inning during this ballgame are fucking disgusting, and you and I probably paid for them. 110 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The music was too loud at the bar and now my throat is hoarse but it’s better than being a 20something in this economy so I’m glad they’re having fun 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THANK YOU, YES! The people who protect us should be tired, irritated, and distracted. Security guards should wear burlap undershirts. 030 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey young fans! This game isn’t on any of your five screens unless your parents give you extra money. Hey old fans! Learn to code and answer my riddles three, then ye may watch your sports 210 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hey fellow hip yung people, we’re calling edibles “eddies” now haha yeah 020 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026White Sox: win after a blessing from the Pope. Cubs: JESUS CHRIST 010 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DATS RIGHT MY FRENTS BRING AHN DA JETSstatic.klipy.comChicago Bears Superfans: Da Bears!Alt: Chicago Bears Superfans: Da Bears! The SNL skit from 35 years ago with which Chicago will always be associated 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lookingglass show tonight, Armitage street festival tomorrow, MNF Bears game, then baseball playoffs. It’s always great to be a Chicagoan. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The monkeys paw has transferred my hangover to the Bears. 100 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not a playoff team. Good team, good performances, overall strong in the major categories. Not a playoff team. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I lived in the UK, I could act my age AND my shoe size. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You there, boy! What day is it?! I mean, I don’t CARE what day it is or whatever 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Day after I post this, PC-A hits three dingers. I am simply not to be trusted with sports. 010 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How many bodies of water is this asshole gonna lose a fight to? 020 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Tim Curry. Grim Reaper, you took the wrong 80-year-old murderous clown. 020 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t love reading the “new source of cheap meat for Americans” story and the “wild horses being rounded up and killed” story on the same day. 020 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026After decades of loving this movie (like billions of others) finally caught it on the big screen tonight.static.klipy.comThe Godfather: Michael Corleone Walking in SicilyAlt: The Godfather: Michael Corleone Walking in Sicily 010 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When it’s time for the stage adaptation of Harp/47, I’m thinking…Mamet. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Make sure you’re adequately prepared for muscle dorks wisecracking during the Spandex fight they are guaranteed to win 100 0
Reposted by MaxLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It was the "This you?" of times; it was the "It me" of times. 216440 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Marriage doesn’t mean merging all of your brain with another person, just the parts where you can get songs stuck in each others’ heads. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Another good move. New York should only stink at football. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 29/07/2026You know you’re an extrovert when, during your sneeze, you’re queuing up the next thing you’ll say. 020 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Another sunny Saturday in Logan Square, another kids’ lemonade stand that takes Venmo. 030 0
