Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 21hWe’re changing what the G in MAGA stands for and we’re doing it very strongly 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026All the worst drivers you’ve ever encountered should instead be flying a plane. 030 3
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Begrudging congratulations from Chicago, go win the whole thing 010 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Please pardon all the Brewersposting, like Ahab I have become obsessed with my enemy. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Scrappy McMustache, the third-string Brewers catcher who takes his salary in salted pork, has just hit a homer off a guy who makes $171,234 an inning 051 5
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026curse words?? the left must tone down this dangerous rhetoric. 150 5
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The traffic was so bad the Dodgers didn’t make it here until Game 4 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Chicago’s favorite Halloween costume passes away aged 86. 040 4
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Father O’Brien Requests Parishioners Pause “Green Bay Sucks” Chant During Communion 030 3
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey...en.wikipedia.orgJeffrey Maier incident - Wikipedia 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m no UI designer but every 1.5 years it’s a lot of “we rounded the square things and squared the rounded things.” 130 3
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I know we probably paid for “Be all you can be,” etc. but once you see this spot, it’s aimed squarely at the Call of Duty demographic. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These war dot gov commercials that I’ve seen once per inning during this ballgame are fucking disgusting, and you and I probably paid for them. 110 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like “pay your way to the front of the line?” Also what song 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The music was too loud at the bar and now my throat is hoarse but it’s better than being a 20something in this economy so I’m glad they’re having fun 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THANK YOU, YES! The people who protect us should be tired, irritated, and distracted. Security guards should wear burlap undershirts. 030 3
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel like the Yard Goats might have more than one run in 12 innings 110 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is partly my frustration with losing. If the cubs were up 10-0 and the game was only on an ATM screen in Beverly I’d walk down there to watch it 010 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey young fans! This game isn’t on any of your five screens unless your parents give you extra money. Hey old fans! Learn to code and answer my riddles three, then ye may watch your sports 210 2
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hey fellow hip yung people, we’re calling edibles “eddies” now haha yeah 020 2
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026White Sox: win after a blessing from the Pope. Cubs: JESUS CHRIST 010 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DATS RIGHT MY FRENTS BRING AHN DA JETSstatic.klipy.comChicago Bears Superfans: Da Bears!Alt: Chicago Bears Superfans: Da Bears! The SNL skit from 35 years ago with which Chicago will always be associated 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lookingglass show tonight, Armitage street festival tomorrow, MNF Bears game, then baseball playoffs. It’s always great to be a Chicagoan. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was foolish to anticipate today’s doubleheader as some kind of treat 110 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ok so this particular monkey wants to kill my loved ones or something 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The monkeys paw has transferred my hangover to the Bears. 100 1
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not a playoff team. Good team, good performances, overall strong in the major categories. Not a playoff team. 000 0
Max @maxochism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If I lived in the UK, I could act my age AND my shoe size. 000 0
