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Max Lasker

@maxlasker.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Cofounded obscure record label. Dog enjoyer. Mushroom hunter. Loon uncle. Recipient of 2025 JFK Profile in Courage Award.

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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think Susan Collins accidentally logged into your account again
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Either the judge who signed the warrant was lied to, or they need to be investigated and impeached.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Schmitt thing is onion layers of dumb. Even if Smith had gone to a game in Atlanta it's still an insane leap from that to he was secretly meeting Willis. And chose to use a basketball game as an elaborate cover? Talking to Willis wouldn't necessarily be improper anyway!
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dolly Parton could have made billions of dollars with an energy drink called “Ambition” but she was too busy touring, recording, and showing children the joy of reading. #betheDolly
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I see a 50/50 chance that it is constructed so poorly by his corrupt club members that it collapses. Then we can leave the pile of rubble there for eternity as a perfect monument to his leadership.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On 9/11 the front page story of the New York Times was Fashion Week. I’m guessing it was the least read edition in their history.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A good way to breeze through customs is to dress like a Mormon in your passport photo.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The only good ownership structure in all of sports is The Green Bay Packers.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Superglue causes permanent damage to marble. We should leave the damage as a warning to future generations, like the bullet marks in the cathedrals of Europe.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Aztecs believed rain before a big event was proof that the Gods were watching. Viva Mexico 🌧️🇲🇽⚽️
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NPR just recanted that announcement
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the completely mental misadventures of Ed Grimley
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Forget cooling and launch costs, the bitflips caused by solar radiation is an insurmountable problem. A data center that has its data corrupted 1000 times more often than a terrestrial system is insane.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“2026 John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage award winner” belongs on every Minneapolis/Saint Paul citizen’s resume. It’s not puffery, it’s earned.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I hate AI in creative fields but Children aren’t mature enough to stay sane while famous so maybe we can use AI to replace them and nothing else.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Any “fact” posted as an image instead of text is usually a lie.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I get frustrated that women spend good money on hair and makeup for an unpaid podcast appearance and on the next episode the male guest can’t even be bothered to cover his pimply thighs.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Maybe a paywall has kept commenters from reading the article… Unfortunately the evidence is only going to the judge in another trial Ross was involved in prior to the shooting of Good. The MN prosecutors still won’t have access to it to charge him with her murder.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ok but it also makes our kids dumb and customer service calls infuriating.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Don’t complain about misleading AI - just block the account and move on.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Trump bought his current wife from Epstein.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The world is on fire but at least Black Monday is now available on Netflix. Joke dense and smart and nasty. Worth a binge. Regina Hall and Don Cheadle are so good playing off each other.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
He not deepening tensions with the United States, he’s deepening tensions with the Trump administration. Most Americans oppose this war.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I’ve heard S’consin a few times but never Wisco or Minney - but all baseball uniforms look silly on grown men so I don’t mind.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pam Bondi, who may have been overheard explaining the 25th amendment to other cabinet members, has been fired.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It is sexist to have cameras film your podcast without offering to pay for guest’s hair and makeup.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Voters made him President then Congress made him Emperor.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If I can’t bring my dog it’s not a vacation it’s just travel.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I have read that ICE hasn’t paid its doctor’s contract since October but haven’t seen it mentioned by mainstream media.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Visited my hometown this weekend and noticed the population is now listed as 69,421 - I think they added one just to keep the sign from getting stolen.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
To be fair the F22 isn’t a ground attack aircraft. It’s an air to air fighter that will likely only be used to shoot down Iranian missiles, because Iran has almost no Air Force. They are only there to protect Israel.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Also his DHS has done over $200 million in damage to the Minnesota economy in just 9 weeks.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Why do you highlight this grift of an account?
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The fourth amendment is naturally every dog’s favorite amendment.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Trump’s invasion of Minnesota has depressed our economy by around 100 million in just 8 weeks. I’m not sure he knows we’re part of the United States economy.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Minnesota’s economy is estimated to be down over 100 million since DHS invaded eight weeks ago
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“Blood and bones and whistles and phones” is the kind of lyric that makes Bruce The Boss. #thestreetsofminneapolis
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive—because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about “Western civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Lately it feels like my city is located directly above a large deposit of deep substrate foliated kalkite. #minneapolis #Andor
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
I've been informed that the man in this video is Matthew James Obadiah Allen, better known as Twin Cities hip hop artist Nur-D
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 21/01/2026
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door. It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
May 12, 2025 

 MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel

FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director 
SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal 

On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y)

Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S.Arrow) district court judge or magistrate judge in their place of residence.23 ICE immigration officers should consider all available enforcement mechanisms, including the use of a Form 1-205 to arrest an alien in their place of residence, to achieve the requirements of E.O. 14159 in accordance with applicable law and policies. This guidance informs the use of Forms 1-205 and provides to ICE law enforcement personnel a reminder of the general limitations and exceptions that may apply when effectuating arrests in an alien's residence. General Guidelines ICE law enforcement officers receive extensive training on the legal and procedural requirements for making administrative and criminal arrests. ICE personnel must remain cognizant of all existing laws and policies pertaining to arrests when carrying out civil immigration enforcement actions. Prior to entering a residence to conduct an administrative immigration arrest pursuant to Form I-205, officers and agents must ensure the Form 1-205 is properly completed and is supported by a final order of removal issued by an immigration judge, the BIA, a U.S. district court, or a magistrate judge. This is essential because that order establishes probable cause. Officers and agents must also have reason to believe that the subject alien resides at and is currently located in the address where the Form I-205 is to be served.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
He had a TikTok today where he called for “more training” for ICE and he got totally flamed, it’s the first ratio I’ve ever seen on that site.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Target gave permission for DHS to use their bathrooms and their lots to assemble and plan operations.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
In N. America the only mushroom that will for sure kill you is this one. It’s white. Beginners should ever eat wild white mushrooms.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Shitposters and podcasters deciding my fate
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Dick Chaney is jacking off in his grave
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I was served this ad last night over on TikTok
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