Reposted by Max LaskerAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Schmitt thing is onion layers of dumb. Even if Smith had gone to a game in Atlanta it's still an insane leap from that to he was secretly meeting Willis. And chose to use a basketball game as an elaborate cover? Talking to Willis wouldn't necessarily be improper anyway! 1732145 321
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dolly Parton could have made billions of dollars with an energy drink called “Ambition” but she was too busy touring, recording, and showing children the joy of reading. #betheDolly 030 3
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A good way to breeze through customs is to dress like a Mormon in your passport photo. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The Aztecs believed rain before a big event was proof that the Gods were watching. Viva Mexico 🌧️🇲🇽⚽️ 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026“2026 John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage award winner” belongs on every Minneapolis/Saint Paul citizen’s resume. It’s not puffery, it’s earned. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The world is on fire but at least Black Monday is now available on Netflix. Joke dense and smart and nasty. Worth a binge. Regina Hall and Don Cheadle are so good playing off each other. 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Pam Bondi, who may have been overheard explaining the 25th amendment to other cabinet members, has been fired. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026It is sexist to have cameras film your podcast without offering to pay for guest’s hair and makeup. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026If I can’t bring my dog it’s not a vacation it’s just travel. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Visited my hometown this weekend and noticed the population is now listed as 69,421 - I think they added one just to keep the sign from getting stolen. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026“Blood and bones and whistles and phones” is the kind of lyric that makes Bruce The Boss. #thestreetsofminneapolis 001 1
Reposted by Max LaskerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0... 261120153986 12K
Reposted by Max LaskerMatt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year. 142206947872 20.7K
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Lately it feels like my city is located directly above a large deposit of deep substrate foliated kalkite. #minneapolis #Andor 052 5
Reposted by Max LaskerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.” 135108022549 10.8K
Reposted by Max LaskerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026I've been informed that the man in this video is Matthew James Obadiah Allen, better known as Twin Cities hip hop artist Nur-D 5930111061 3K
Reposted by Max LaskerScoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 21/01/2026This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained 10582442723 8.2K
Reposted by Max LaskerAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door. It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo! 9568522599 6.9K
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026In N. America the only mushroom that will for sure kill you is this one. It’s white. Beginners should ever eat wild white mushrooms. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Trump painted all Somalis as murderers, pirates and thieves while he deployed his forces to terrorize Somali-Americans in Minnesota. Days later he used the US Navy to hijack an oil tanker, because he’s a pirate and a thief. 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists they are capitalists. However killing them to incite political change in their home country is the definition of terrorism. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The best people never go online and the worst ones never leave 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Jordan Lasker and I are NOT related by blood or marriage. Fuck that guy for besmirching an uncommon American last name. 010 1
Reposted by Max LaskerAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 26/06/2025So basically DOJ was flagrantly violating the court’s order, as Sotomayor notes (her dissent was before this came out), but this is even worse: It’s a coordinated effort by top DOJ leadership to ignore court order; to mislead lower court in filings; to deflect on another agency; then to cover it up. 713299986 3.3K
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Please include a picture of baseball men in your posts about baseball so I quickly know not to read it. thank you. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Right now there is a fugitive scrambling through the brush of Sibley county, MN with bloody hands and hopes for a pardon. #nokings 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I just can’t wait to see this admiration show Melissa Hortman the same respect they have shown to MLK, JFK, Malcom X, and Harvey Milk. 000 0
Reposted by Max LaskerDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out. 972301866 7.2K
Reposted by Max LaskerDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 21/05/2025You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).regulations.govRegulations.gov 14537513080 3.8K
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025This is how the college of cardinals tells Trump to go to hell. Might also be the first Pope to go on Colbert. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Is this the weird fundamentalist math where they count each sperm as a child? 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Just cancel the LA Olympics, maybe go back to Paris again. Schedule all World Cup games to be in Canada and Mexico. We aren’t a safe place to visit. 09124 91
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Dear Suzuka International Racing Course, Please conduct a controlled burn on the dry grasslands surrounding the track before the race. #F1 #Yuki #Suzuka #SIRC #Japan 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 27/03/2025⚾️ we should normalize starting baseball posts like this so I know sooner that it’s something I don’t want to read. 020 2
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Intelligent billionaires like Warren Buffet have been selling off assets for months. The plan is to watch Trump destroy the value of everything and then buy it all at a deep discount. It’s a simple “buy the lumber then burn the forest” play. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/03/2025If you bought $1,000 of Tesla stock the day after his sieg heil you’re a terrible person who now has $645 worth of Tesla stock. 100 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Help I’m in Angola and someone stole my passport! No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement I can’t fly without my passport Ok die there 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025A West Wing reboot but they are all bad except a few good ones who get fired in the first two episodes. 000 0
Reposted by Max LaskerMax Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/02/2025It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress. 271 7
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Seeing people escaping from an upside down flaming airplane clutching their carry on is infuriating. Leave it. You’re slowing down evacuation and the airline will compensate you for anything left behind. Your laptop isn’t worth the extra seconds it adds for the people behind you. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Heard from a friend who works for USAID in a far off country. They are putting together a spreadsheet on how many babies they expect to die each week without their programs. 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/02/2025People say disbanding USAID will help Putin the most. That’s not true. The real winner will be Tuberculosis. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Seeing lots of TikTok takes from people who obviously never used the site. Please save those takes. You sound like old people complaining about kids zooming around on “roller skate boards” 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Trump is having his inauguration indoors so he’s volunteered his supporters to help take down the outdoor scaffolding, as they already have experience. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Lots of people forgetting Snoop used to force young women to have sex with strangers and then take most of the money. 000 0
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the orbs are here to bring Jimmy Carter home. 020 2
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/12/2024It’s been almost 80 years since our first nuclear explosion. We’ve detonated over 2,000 devices since then. If I were searching from a great distance for advanced civilizations that’s one thing I’d be looking at planets for. There are around 5,000 stars within 40 light years. Search TT for #UAP 010 1
Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 29/11/2024On a short form video site someone made a post about how mean people can be in comment sections. Here is what happened next. I love it here on Bluesky though. 040 4