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Max Lasker

@maxlasker.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Cofounded obscure record label. Dog enjoyer. Mushroom hunter. Loon uncle. Recipient of 2025 JFK Profile in Courage Award.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Schmitt thing is onion layers of dumb. Even if Smith had gone to a game in Atlanta it's still an insane leap from that to he was secretly meeting Willis. And chose to use a basketball game as an elaborate cover? Talking to Willis wouldn't necessarily be improper anyway!
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dolly Parton could have made billions of dollars with an energy drink called “Ambition” but she was too busy touring, recording, and showing children the joy of reading. #betheDolly
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A good way to breeze through customs is to dress like a Mormon in your passport photo.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Aztecs believed rain before a big event was proof that the Gods were watching. Viva Mexico 🌧️🇲🇽⚽️
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“2026 John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage award winner” belongs on every Minneapolis/Saint Paul citizen’s resume. It’s not puffery, it’s earned.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The world is on fire but at least Black Monday is now available on Netflix. Joke dense and smart and nasty. Worth a binge. Regina Hall and Don Cheadle are so good playing off each other.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pam Bondi, who may have been overheard explaining the 25th amendment to other cabinet members, has been fired.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It is sexist to have cameras film your podcast without offering to pay for guest’s hair and makeup.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If I can’t bring my dog it’s not a vacation it’s just travel.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Visited my hometown this weekend and noticed the population is now listed as 69,421 - I think they added one just to keep the sign from getting stolen.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
“Blood and bones and whistles and phones” is the kind of lyric that makes Bruce The Boss. #thestreetsofminneapolis
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesive—because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about “Western civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Lately it feels like my city is located directly above a large deposit of deep substrate foliated kalkite. #minneapolis #Andor
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
I've been informed that the man in this video is Matthew James Obadiah Allen, better known as Twin Cities hip hop artist Nur-D
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 21/01/2026
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door. It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
May 12, 2025 

 MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel

FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director 
SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal 

On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y)

Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S.Arrow) district court judge or magistrate judge in their place of residence.23 ICE immigration officers should consider all available enforcement mechanisms, including the use of a Form 1-205 to arrest an alien in their place of residence, to achieve the requirements of E.O. 14159 in accordance with applicable law and policies. This guidance informs the use of Forms 1-205 and provides to ICE law enforcement personnel a reminder of the general limitations and exceptions that may apply when effectuating arrests in an alien's residence. General Guidelines ICE law enforcement officers receive extensive training on the legal and procedural requirements for making administrative and criminal arrests. ICE personnel must remain cognizant of all existing laws and policies pertaining to arrests when carrying out civil immigration enforcement actions. Prior to entering a residence to conduct an administrative immigration arrest pursuant to Form I-205, officers and agents must ensure the Form 1-205 is properly completed and is supported by a final order of removal issued by an immigration judge, the BIA, a U.S. district court, or a magistrate judge. This is essential because that order establishes probable cause. Officers and agents must also have reason to believe that the subject alien resides at and is currently located in the address where the Form I-205 is to be served.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
In N. America the only mushroom that will for sure kill you is this one. It’s white. Beginners should ever eat wild white mushrooms.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Dick Chaney is jacking off in his grave
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Trump painted all Somalis as murderers, pirates and thieves while he deployed his forces to terrorize Somali-Americans in Minnesota. Days later he used the US Navy to hijack an oil tanker, because he’s a pirate and a thief.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists they are capitalists. However killing them to incite political change in their home country is the definition of terrorism.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The best people never go online and the worst ones never leave
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Jordan Lasker and I are NOT related by blood or marriage. Fuck that guy for besmirching an uncommon American last name.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
So basically DOJ was flagrantly violating the court’s order, as Sotomayor notes (her dissent was before this came out), but this is even worse: It’s a coordinated effort by top DOJ leadership to ignore court order; to mislead lower court in filings; to deflect on another agency; then to cover it up.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Please include a picture of baseball men in your posts about baseball so I quickly know not to read it. thank you.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Right now there is a fugitive scrambling through the brush of Sibley county, MN with bloody hands and hopes for a pardon. #nokings
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I just can’t wait to see this admiration show Melissa Hortman the same respect they have shown to MLK, JFK, Malcom X, and Harvey Milk.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 21/05/2025
You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is how the college of cardinals tells Trump to go to hell. Might also be the first Pope to go on Colbert.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Is this the weird fundamentalist math where they count each sperm as a child?
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Just cancel the LA Olympics, maybe go back to Paris again. Schedule all World Cup games to be in Canada and Mexico. We aren’t a safe place to visit.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Dear Suzuka International Racing Course, Please conduct a controlled burn on the dry grasslands surrounding the track before the race. #F1 #Yuki #Suzuka #SIRC #Japan
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
⚾️ we should normalize starting baseball posts like this so I know sooner that it’s something I don’t want to read.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Intelligent billionaires like Warren Buffet have been selling off assets for months. The plan is to watch Trump destroy the value of everything and then buy it all at a deep discount. It’s a simple “buy the lumber then burn the forest” play.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If you bought $1,000 of Tesla stock the day after his sieg heil you’re a terrible person who now has $645 worth of Tesla stock.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Help I’m in Angola and someone stole my passport! No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement I can’t fly without my passport Ok die there
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A West Wing reboot but they are all bad except a few good ones who get fired in the first two episodes.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Seeing people escaping from an upside down flaming airplane clutching their carry on is infuriating. Leave it. You’re slowing down evacuation and the airline will compensate you for anything left behind. Your laptop isn’t worth the extra seconds it adds for the people behind you.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Heard from a friend who works for USAID in a far off country. They are putting together a spreadsheet on how many babies they expect to die each week without their programs.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
People say disbanding USAID will help Putin the most. That’s not true. The real winner will be Tuberculosis.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Seeing lots of TikTok takes from people who obviously never used the site. Please save those takes. You sound like old people complaining about kids zooming around on “roller skate boards”
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Trump is having his inauguration indoors so he’s volunteered his supporters to help take down the outdoor scaffolding, as they already have experience.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lots of people forgetting Snoop used to force young women to have sex with strangers and then take most of the money.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the orbs are here to bring Jimmy Carter home.
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
It’s been almost 80 years since our first nuclear explosion. We’ve detonated over 2,000 devices since then. If I were searching from a great distance for advanced civilizations that’s one thing I’d be looking at planets for. There are around 5,000 stars within 40 light years. Search TT for #UAP
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Max Lasker @maxlasker.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
On a short form video site someone made a post about how mean people can be in comment sections. Here is what happened next. I love it here on Bluesky though.
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