Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Anybody else been eating plants and animals for as long as they can remember ? 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Walking into my job interview with a table-side guacamole cart. 041
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Boys are like the moon … you can see more of them based on if an object is blocking their body from view or not 💕 041
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the human body is over 60% water at the end of the day we’re all just bags of Trader Joe’s chicken bone broth sending emails and touching our squirt holes 030
Reposted by Medium GravyGoldie Lifts @goldielifts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026hey y’all @trimet.org is facing a huge budget shortfall and needs lots of support. It would mean a lot to me if you’d sign up to be a transit champion trimet.org/champions/?u...trimet.orgTransit needs you now.Join the Transit Champions and help protect the TriMet bus and MAX service our community depends on. 0131
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Wish I could be a cozy game streamer sooooo bad but I even piss myself off the way I play Pokopia and Animal Crossing 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Before you celebrate Kirkmas I’m sorry to be the one to tell you all…he was a huge fan of Pink 😬 020
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Was going to feel vulnerable but the camera on my phone was malfunctioning so I’m holding in the emotion until I can film and post it online 🙏🏻 #brave!!!! 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Really craving a problematic screen time gap relationship rn 😤🥵 031
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Wait how did you know what his back tattoo said 120
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oop the new straight guy at the cruisy gym fgured it out and brought his girlfriend and a HUGE cross necklace with him today 280
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Gay people will be like “she saved my life” and they’re talking about Chanty Beluga ordering a latte 060
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Was trying to find an emoji for a post on my office’s LinkedIn page and when I searched “culture” the only option was a Petri dish 050
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Soooo was it just a rumor that Mr X Toon died or did someone hack the Patreon account? 020
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey siri, what are the best cruising spots in Roku City ? 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Why do the malicious skeletons always fight a sword ? Be original for once? 030
Reposted by Medium GravyGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Could there be anything easier than proving you’re alive 1143436
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Lindsay Graham attacked by pack of our beloved childhood dogs after attempting to sneak across the Rainbow Bridge, cascading over the handrail back into hell. 092
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026More like LOUD MOUNTAIN. These sirens are keeping me UP 😤😩 052
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hear me out: take the most famous soccer players from each country. Put them on like five or six global teams for a few games. Proceeds go to charity. Brings potentially retired players back into the spotlight. Builds international unity. Call it: The World Diva Cup. 😍 020
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Hey- nice outfit bro LMAO. My mom called- she’s having trouble connecting her iPad to the printer 0101
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026New hat arrived just in time for Seattle Pride 🙏🏻 090
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Is that a banana in your pocket or does your Penus™️ look like a banana when it gets hard 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026kinda crazy when you realize this is where they film all the Brandt’s Boy’s videos 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Being gay can be risky because you never know if a kiss will lead to sex or being hit by a folding chair 1110
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Saying my type is a Cheesecake Factory because APPARENTLY saying I’m looking for an uncut man with a fat ass is “vulgar” ? 072
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026You think your life is hard? Say that to my raging boner. 082
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026There was also an audience-favorite mechanic that was based on the shade they threw at other wives- they’d roll a d8 if I thought something was particularly funny (very often) and if it was over 5 they’d get a point, under 3 they’d lose a point- at the end combat, they’d get to add to stats 010
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’ve run three sessions (a two-shot because of time, and a one shot) of The Real Orcwives of Wyvern’s Wharf for my DnD group and they’ve been a blast. The cameras were mounted scry-stones and they use Cubic Gates to go into “confessional voids” 210
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Final Fantasy? Sure hope not!!! I love to imagine 💕 082
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026“Locker room?” What if she wants to get back inside? Thanks everyone 050
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Joyce Giraud wouldn’t be able to make it and they’d all understand because she’d tell them well in advance. 051
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Breaking the cycle 💪🏻 (took my clothes out of the dryer early) 160
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Thinking about becoming a dj does anyone have any music recommendations? Nothing too loud or boisterous please 130
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026*sigh* I’m thinking about getting back into the apps - me when the entree arrived too soon 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026in 200 years the ancient texts will all be in Calibri 091
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Oh my god were “porn star/stripper names” an early psy-opp to get security question answers? 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Was there ever an actual time when people stored coins & gems in vases and urns or did video games completely make that up 050
