Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the human body is over 60% water at the end of the day we’re all just bags of Trader Joe’s chicken bone broth sending emails and touching our squirt holes 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026More like LOUD MOUNTAIN. These sirens are keeping me UP 😤😩 052
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026New hat arrived just in time for Seattle Pride 🙏🏻 0100
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026kinda crazy when you realize this is where they film all the Brandt’s Boy’s videos 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Joyce Giraud wouldn’t be able to make it and they’d all understand because she’d tell them well in advance. 051
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Idk what’s more grim: the fact that apple released this emoji in the first place or the fact that it’s already my most used 0121
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is what I mean when I say “he should be in the club..” 0112
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Y’all act like CK was spreading “toxic masculinity” as if he had a choice?? when his mentor was constantly in his ear saying: “BE 👏🏻 AGGRESSIVE 👏🏻 🤸🏻♀️ B 👏🏻 E 👏🏻 AGGRESSIVE 🕺🏼” 1120
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026When I say “I’m such a Samantha” I’m talking about her: 072
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026How does ANYONE date in their 30’s? Guy just left my apartment and blocked my number and all I did was say “wanna see me make a mountain out of a mole hill” n pulled down my cargo shorts to show him these. Srsly frick my life! 070
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The exact personality types in a group of three seasonal new hires 020
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026We, as gay people, get to have only watched this scene of Dude Where’s My Car 130
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Me in an elevator right before saying “can I say hi?” to a dogs owner 051
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026dude stop kissing the back of my neck? when I said “let’s go back to my place and feed my Grundo and Krawk” it wasn’t code 150
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026“It’s not the guns, it’s the- oh wait no THIS time it is the gun. No fr this gun was poorly made we should blame the gunmaker like?!!!” 050
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I think about this time traveler photo pretty regularly 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Lmao key word “domestically” and also not considering the actual profit to budget 🙄 031
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Got too close to the screen during episode one of Heated Rivalry again 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025GIRLS DON’T WANT FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE AND JEWELRY. They want Snorb 060
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 21/12/2025You’re mean to tell me a broad came up with this scheme? 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Wow, LinkedIn Wrapped! What a cool insight about my LinkedIn usage times 040
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025If it’s February 14th and you don’t give me a bottle of this? We’re OVER 020
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 08/12/2025If a major film studio produced a porn do you think they’d still add in the Wilhelm Scream during the climax 030
Medium Gravy @maxipadawan.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Me and my two best friends if the strength of our bonds were stored in our breasts 150
