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Autistic Max

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You might remember me from such social networks as Twitter. Humor, autism, and random other nonsense. He / Him #ActuallyAutistic

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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I made something.
A four panel graphic. 

Panel 1: “What they say AI is” over a picture of R2-D2.

Panel 2: “What we hope AI will be” over a picture of Data from Star Trek. 

Panel 3: “What we fear AI is” over a picture of The Terminator.

Panel 4: “What AI actually is” over a picture of Bender from Futurama smoking a cigar.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Fully developed brain” is more an idiom than any fact backed by science. There was a recent study that suggests the adult brain stage begins at around 32. I don’t think anyone will seriously argue a 28 year old isn’t a full fledged adult. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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Fig. 4: The definition of turning points. | Nature Communications | Nature Communications
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I was a kid, I learned that dinosaurs were giant cold blooded lizards. In the last 30 plus years, we now know they’re more like giant warm blooded chickens.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Creedence Cookie Revival
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One line I see about AI is, "It's here and it's inevitable. It's gonna replace your jobs like photographs replaced portrait painters." That's the exact comparison they use. Except it didn't. daily.jstor.org/did-photogra...
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Did Photography Really Kill Portrait Painting? - JSTOR Daily
While some viewed photography as a competitor for their customers, Dutch portrait painters reaped the benefits of the emerging medium.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean, really
The anakin/padme meme. Anakin is saying,  in impact font because this is an image macro, "that 80 year old guy from home alone 2 died". Padme, cheerfully, replies "The one that we're all hoping for, right?". Anakin pulls a face like his asshole is biting a lemon. Padme repeats, worriedly, "The one that we're all hoping for, right??"
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ve been using Backblaze for over a decade. Automatic cloud backups, secure, private. When I’ve needed that data, I’ve had no issue downloading it. Well worth the cost as an insurance. No, they didn’t pay me for this. www.backblaze.com/cloud-backup...
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Funny story: So I was arranging time to call a friend in Houston, I’m in Seattle. So I said I’d be done with my morning errands by 8 Pacific, 10pm Central. She said, “I hope you meant AM!” I took five minutes before replying, “No I meant 10pm in Bangkok.” Why am telling this anecdote? 1/10
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie. Idle Chat With The Vampire.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In the House, members can assign proxies to vote for them. However in the Senate, the Senator themself must be present to vote. Mitch being absent is bad for the Republicans who already have a slim majority, because it is one less vote they can count on. So this is a good thing for Democrats.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Has anyone given a shit what Carville thinks in the last thirty years? Cool, you helped a cool charismatic candidate who played the saxophone and was part of the inspiration for Sonic The Hedgehog win against an unpopular incumbent who also faced with a strong third party spoiler 30 years ago.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Michael Jackson: 🎶I’m starting with the man in the mirror… Chronically Online Vampires: That’s ableist dude.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Collie Jackson. Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTB91kkJK/
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
And the film would be on reels.
Merriam-Webster: "When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called 'footage.'"

Haseeb Aslam: "@grok is this legit?"

Merriam-Webster: "Where do you think grok gets the info?"
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Paywall free version. This is actually a very good article about the problems with AI in non-fiction publishing and how there really aren’t any policies around it. Rosenbaum doesn’t come off any better in the full text. archive.is/202605281126...
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Why did Charlie Brown quit his job? He was tired of working for peanuts.
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
Alt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
What do you call avant garde coffee? Espressionism!
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
Alt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Did you hear about the Star Trek fans who got scammed? It was a Khan job.
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
Alt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Why is there no Star Wars baseball? Because the umpire strikes back!
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
Alt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Did you hear about the bread that could write articles? Probably not. It published under a naan de plume.
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Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
Alt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I do this as well. There’s a few benefits. One, clients appreciate you looking out for them. Two, your colleagues will kick you work down the road. Three, the emotional satisfaction of helping a friend.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If you need a laugh, I have jokes both old and rare. These jokes will give you a terrific double wocka!
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In retrospect, Bender’s too cool to represent AI. I mean, he’s a debaucherous kleptomaniac with an absurdly high carbon footprint who barely does the task he was designed for… Okay, maybe I was spot on.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This joke is bad. It’s bad. Shamone!
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You know back in the day, Michael Jackson released his own video game on the Genesis. Ironically, he couldn’t beat it.
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Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
Alt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This pun was a bit stale.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
Alt: Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons, pointing and derisively laughing, “Ha ha!”
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Anti self-dxers be like...
Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons, staring in horror asking, "Can you imagine a world if we validated self-dx?" As he asks, he is imagining a world where people from all ethnicities are holding hands in joy while the sun is smiling over a rainbow.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Success Kid memes are in desperate need of a comeback, so here's one I made.
Success Kid meme, a little kid no older than five pumping his fist as if to say, "Hell yes!"

The caption reads, "Talked to a neurotypical. They took me literally."
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I've heard people argue that masking is a form of lying, but that argument is utterly nonsensical. Masking is survival. People don't like unmasked autistic traits, so we mask to keep the NTs calm.
A two panel comic featuring stills from one of the many Scooby Doo cartoons. There is a man dressed as a ghost labeled, "Autistic Masking." Fred says, "Now let's see who you really are under the mask!"

Fred pulls off the mask revealing a man labeled, "Same autistic person, but you're less comfortable."
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Paywall free version. Certain Model 3’s have no manual release in the back seat for an emergency, so you have to drill into the door panel to manually add one. I never thought an automaker would over engineer its doors, but here we are. archive.is/202605101112...
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The anti-self dx crowd be like...
Lucile Bluth from Arrested Development obliviously asking,

"It's one autism assessment Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Self explanatory.
Inigo Montoya from The Prince Bride saying, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You broke my hyperfocus. Prepare to die."
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
And now for something completely the same.
Two panel stills from the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition sketch.

In panel one, a British gentleman in a lavish parlor says, "I just asked a question, I wasn't expecting an autistic info dump."

In the next panel, three men dressed in red cardinal garments wearing crosses around their necks shout, "Nobody expects and autistic info dump!"
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
There are pros and cons to getting a professional diagnosis as an adult, so I decided to weight them in meme form!
Homer and an Occult Shopkeeper from one of the Simpsons Halloween Specials. It is a multi-panel conversation between Homer and the Shopkeeper.

Shopkeeper: Adults can get autism diagnoses.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: Services are expensive.
Homer: That's bad!
Shopkeeper: So much of your life will finally make sense.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: You might not get a formal diagnosis if you mask well.
Homer: That's bad!
Shopkeeper: But you can ask your employer for A.D.A. support.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: Employers will discriminate you.
Homer: That's bad!
Shopkeeper: But you'll have a doctor's note for your autism.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The doctor is neurotypical.
Homer stares blankly.
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Autism assessments can be a special kind of hell, since the assessor has rarely ever heard of masking.
Four panel comic of a hand in a sea of water, slowly drowning.

First, there's the hand reaching out of the water, captioned, "Self diagnosed after relating to autistic blogs, sharing autistic experiences, feeling their life come together after years of unconscious masking."

Another hand labeled, "Autism assessment," reaches out.

The autism assessment hand gives a high five and says, "You speak well and made eye contact!"

The other hand drowns.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The Bad Pun Husky is a meme in desperate need of a comeback.
The Bad Pun Husky meme, three panels of a gray husky telling a joke.

In the first panel, the husky has their face buried behind a stuffed animal, saying? "What operating system do autistic people struggle with?"

They proudly shout, "Windows NT!" before making a face that looks like the dog is laughing.

To reiterate, the joke is, "What operating system do autistic people struggle with? Windows NT!"
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Neurotypicals have this weird code where you're supposed to not follow their instructions precisely, but know exactly how to follow them incorrectly.
Three panel meme of Dwayne The Rock Johnson driving a car with teenage girl in the back seat.

While driving, The Rock asks, "Did you complete the assignment?"

The girl in the back replies, "Yes, I followed the instructions to the letter."

The Rock looks back at her with utter shock.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Being a spectrum means that autism tends to manifest very differently in everyone. While there are common patterns, the combination and intensity of these patterns is different for everyone. It doesn't mean everyone is on this spectrum.
Willem Dafoe as Norman Osbourne from the 2002 Spider-Man movie. 

Dafoe represents Allistics Who Learn You're Autistic, and when allistics learn that you're autistic, they say, "You know, I'm somewhat on the spectrum myself."
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This is so common a bunch of us independently coined the term, "Stim Song." Stims are repeated sensory experiences for self regulation. Listening to one song ad nauseam is a stim.
Two panels of Geordi LaForge from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Panel 1: Geordi holds up a hand to stop you with the caption, "Discover new music."

Panel 2: Geordi points in a agreement to the caption, "Play the same song on a loop."
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Nobody likes Autism Speaks, and if anyone deserves a heckling, it’s them!
Statler and Waldorf, the old men on The Muppets who always heckle from the balcony. Caption reads, “Autism Speaks? They should stop speaking!”
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Arguments against self dx are all the same and ultimately make no sense.
The American Chopper meme, five panels of two masculine looking men angrily arguing back and forth. All panels have the man shouting.

Panel One: Self-DX is inaccurate and hurts real autistic people.

Panel Two: How? Who does it hurt?

Panel Three: It takes support resources from autistic people.

Panel Four: What resources?

Panel Five: Okay, I'll give you that one.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
They share a lot in common even though they're very different, but they also co-occur very often.
Two Spider-Men pointing at each other. One is labeled, "Autism," and the other is, "ADHD."

So Autism and ADHD are pointing at each other while both being Spider-Man.
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Paywall free version: archive.is/202605071242...
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book Ender’s Game Theory
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Fozofthedead @fozofthedead.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
These guys move fast
Spirit Halloween of the sky
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
ChatGPT has nothing on Jeeves!
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 02/05/2026
billboard that says "the algorithm killed jeeves". its from 2007
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
And now, kittens. Link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk42CrAg/
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Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Satire has gotten a lot more challenging in recent years.
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