Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Podcast Interview With The Vampire 061
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh jeez. I learned a long time ago if I have some feedback to offer a woman about her looks, I should bury it in a dark place and keep my mouth shut. Anything other than, “You look great!” is inappropriate especially from a total stranger. 000
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, just random musings I guess. I tend to do that. 010
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This person was a model, so she’s accustomed to people touching her. But I often have to mic up people not accustomed to that, and some wardrobes are more elaborate than others. And I’ve never gotten accused of being a creep for this. Consent is not difficult. No reason I’m remembering this now. 192
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I explained the process of letting her know what I needed to do and getting consent at every step of the way. In the end, the company hired me in for three more days (she was a producer on the project). 130
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Back in the halcyon days of Twitter, I had a thread where I described the process of hiding a mic and transmitter on a woman’s body when she was wearing, well, let’s just say it left nothing to the imagination. I used that to show why I wasn’t afraid of being a Me Too accusee. 140
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saying, “Rape is bad,” is easy. Any asshole can do that. Actually showing that you are safe, and working to dismantle rape culture, that’s the hard work. And you’ll find most people don’t want to do the hard work. 070
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Among the excuses, people who will gladly endorse that rape is bad will become the semantics police when others argue what rape is. Or they’ll introduce ambiguity when it comes to consent. Or expect victims to behave in a manner contrary to human nature. 1100
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What was the goat’s favorite Michael Jackson song? B-a-a-a-a-d!static.klipy.comFozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up ComedyAlt: Fozzie Bear at a microphone, mouth wide open and arms spread, looking back and forth at an audience after telling a great joke nobody is laughing at. 020
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s not even a particularly obscure story. Like, Stepford is an adjective that people understand immediately. Were they not paying attention? 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe in a few years, that study will be wildly debunked. Science is always changing, erroneous conclusions have a way of spreading like memes. See also: the alpha theory, you only use ten percent of your brain… 010
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Fully developed brain” is more an idiom than any fact backed by science. There was a recent study that suggests the adult brain stage begins at around 32. I don’t think anyone will seriously argue a 28 year old isn’t a full fledged adult. www.nature.com/articles/s41...nature.comFig. 4: The definition of turning points. | Nature Communications | Nature Communicationsfigure 4 110
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When I was a kid, I learned that dinosaurs were giant cold blooded lizards. In the last 30 plus years, we now know they’re more like giant warm blooded chickens. 050
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026No, it's advertised as a threat against artists, not a tool or an entirely new discipline. But it can never replace artists because the process is why we create, the human touch is why it resonates. 150
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The goal of AI is not to help writers or photographers, it's to replace them. Why hire someone when a computer can do it all for you? Why buy books when you can generate unlimited stories for yourself? It misses the point of why we create in the first place, nor does it augment the creation. 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Other tools didn't replace the art, they just gave artists more ways to do it. Word processors and keyboards gave writers more tools to write. Photo manipulation has existed since photos have, and Photoshop just created new tools to streamline that. 100
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026But why didn't photography replace portrait painters? Because they are fundamentally different art forms. The invention of photography created a new artistic discipline. 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"Content" needs to be entertaining, filling time fundamentally misunderstands why people watch anything. People read books because the author has a compelling voice, they're entertaining, and fiction can teach us a lot about ourselves. Generated text with no purpose beyond content cannot do that. 140
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What is the objective of a movie? To provide content for the masses. What is the objective of a book? Content. What is the objective to design a sign for your business? To have the name in the window. When you think like that, no wonder you think all the arts are "cooked." 160
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026But the idea that nobody commissioned a portrait because you could just have a photograph that's far more accurate betrays the mindset of these AI zealots. They see art from a purely functional standpoint, and suddenly all their nonsense makes sense. 110
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If anything, widespread photography made commissioned portraits all the more prized. A lot of painters also became pretty good photographers since they have an innate sense of composition. 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think the comparison assumes the point of a portrait is to have a picture of the person, and brushstrokes were the only option before photographs. Except it never was. A portrait is always an impression. People commission portraits because they're very appealing impressions. 130
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One line I see about AI is, "It's here and it's inevitable. It's gonna replace your jobs like photographs replaced portrait painters." That's the exact comparison they use. Except it didn't. daily.jstor.org/did-photogra...daily.jstor.orgDid Photography Really Kill Portrait Painting? - JSTOR DailyWhile some viewed photography as a competitor for their customers, Dutch portrait painters reaped the benefits of the emerging medium. 172
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mine briefly dropped, then jumped right back up and is now sitting at an 840 or so. Before the mortgage, it was always high, but never that high! 010
Reposted by Autistic MaxDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I mean, really 3449102
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’ve been using Backblaze for over a decade. Automatic cloud backups, secure, private. When I’ve needed that data, I’ve had no issue downloading it. Well worth the cost as an insurance. No, they didn’t pay me for this. www.backblaze.com/cloud-backup...backblaze.comCloud Backup: Easy, Secure Online Backup - BackblazeNever lose a photo, video, or file again. Cloud backup made easy and automatic. Backblaze unlimited online backup for $9 per month. 180
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I watched three seconds of that and I feel like I need to take a hot shower in bleach and isopropyl. 010
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Inefficiencies can be a wonderful thing, and they keep your mind sharp. I wonder if that joke would have even occurred to me if I was more open to consult AI for anything. 10/10 020
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Humor is a skill, and one that’s somewhat esoteric. AI reliance is insidious. It starts with using it innocently as a tool, and then your instinct becomes to use it first and you lose the skill to lookup and parse information yourself. I am troubled by how fast this seems to happen. 9/10 131
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Also, I spent the last 41 years honing my comedic skills. So when she asked, I knew the funnier response was to reverse the expectation. “You were right, that is a typo. The typo is I named the wrong city,” while in context, that makes no sense. It’s funnier still if I get the time zone right. 8/10 110
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And even if they did know how to do that, use AI and the instinct becomes, just ask AI, and you lose these skills over time. 7/10 110
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026In the process, I had to do some very simple math, study a map and know how to interpret some data. Would someone who just asks ChatGPT for everything know how to do that, or figure out what steps to take? Again, this isn’t even complex research. 6/10 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And that really hit home how much reliance on AI just takes away. When you use AI, you remove yourself from the process, and when you rely on AI, your first instinct is to always take the shortcut. I never use AI, so the hard way was my first instinct. 5/10 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sure, I could have asked ChatGPT to list cities that are 12 hours ahead of Houston and ended up in the same place, but I didn’t because I didn’t think of that. My instinct was to figure, “Houston is UTC -5, 12 hours ahead would be +7, what cities are there? I will look this up.” 4/10 110
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I then said, “You have no idea how many poorly designed websites I had to trudge through to confirm and make that joke.” She replied, “But you put in an effort, which is more important than AI.” And that’s why I’m sharing here: it didn’t occur to me to use AI 3/10 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026To make that Bangkok joke, I immediately looked up time zone information in the world, exited a few websites for being so poorly designed they were unusable on the phone, and found a good one to look up well known cities 12 hours ahead of Houston. I like accuracy with my jokes. 2/10 110
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Funny story: So I was arranging time to call a friend in Houston, I’m in Seattle. So I said I’d be done with my morning errands by 8 Pacific, 10pm Central. She said, “I hope you meant AM!” I took five minutes before replying, “No I meant 10pm in Bangkok.” Why am telling this anecdote? 1/10 120
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Downplay a book or movie. Idle Chat With The Vampire. 070
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026McConnell also can't be replaced unless he resigns or dies, not before the next election at least. So long as he remains hospitalized and not legally dead, the Republicans have one less vote in the Senate to enact Trump's agenda. Let's pray he remains absent yet alive, at least until January 3rd. 030
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In the House, members can assign proxies to vote for them. However in the Senate, the Senator themself must be present to vote. Mitch being absent is bad for the Republicans who already have a slim majority, because it is one less vote they can count on. So this is a good thing for Democrats. 131
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Meanwhile, Obsession was made for peanuts, not based on any existing property, using all unknown actors, and it’s been killing it at the box office. Will Hollywood learn the right lesson from this?static.klipy.comFuturama: Bender Laughs at LeelaAlt: Bender from Futurama, laughing at Leela before saying, “Oh wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.” 010
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026These vampires should really listen to the message of the song. 010
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Has anyone given a shit what Carville thinks in the last thirty years? Cool, you helped a cool charismatic candidate who played the saxophone and was part of the inspiration for Sonic The Hedgehog win against an unpopular incumbent who also faced with a strong third party spoiler 30 years ago. 020
Autistic Max @maxiemoosie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Michael Jackson: 🎶I’m starting with the man in the mirror… Chronically Online Vampires: That’s ableist dude. 120