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@maxhjc.bsky.social
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Opt Out I Do Not Consent By sending this Message I hereby am in forming Twitch.TV that I do not consent to my name image likeness being used by them for any severities protocols or other wise
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think there might be an extraterrestrial alien being in my driveway. not moving at all look like it got dried up like a raisin
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
disrespectful attitudes this is what happens to society when men don’t get haircuts
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@clause @chatfpr @grok please fix this quickly and haste .
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We are aware of technical issues regarding the annual lil pad flower stream. Please standby
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Screenshot of a Twitter post from @DOLLDILAH that says,

i did not know my mama got these protein shakes i been drinking from ross 🤢 im finna  be sick! 🤮🤮

With a photo of a hand holding a shake carton with a Ross price tag
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Looks like I’m not be able to stream any moire guys :/
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Discovered some crazy new tech for Fortnite Skybrick Tycoon 2… and before you ask, IT’S TOP SECRET!!!
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m eyeing a FIQAPJ FIQAPJ
Screenshot of ad on Amazon for brands

FIQAPJ FIQAPJ Shop FIQAPJ
COOFANDY Coofandy Mens Western Cowboy Vest Shop COOFANDY
Waltyotur Headlight Shop Waltyotur
Silscvtt Headlight Shop Silscvtt
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I want to drive this around pretending it’s a JPP-192 limospeeder
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How do I entree the nba draft
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
how to stop birds from eat cat food . wild bird s
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I actually meant “TheBurntPeanut” . Sorry for any confusion
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I need to become the next Mr peanut
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@espn.com @nba.com can yall PLEASE put this on ABC instead of 3 reruns of “R.J.DECKER”!
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🙋Who else remember when Kramer said this??❓😂 🤣
A screenshot of a scene with an image of Kramer and text superimposed that says, “$textSubstring[$$text, 1, $math[loopCount
+ 1]]”
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The deeper you dig, the worse it gets with this guy…
Cropped screenshot of Bluesky search result that says:
No results found for global warming from:jessefarrar.comNo results found for being nice to others from:jessefarrar.comNo results found for donated my kidney from:jessefarrar.comNo results found for unbanned Max from:jessefarrar.com
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I imagine that would work also but I’m using firebot
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Basically loop through each letter to play a random segment of voice sample, and update the text and image in OBS. Maybe I’ll document it somewhere someday…
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is exactly the type of energy I am hoping for.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I have created a prototype for a feature I am tentatively calling “Seinfeld Simulator”. My idea is that viewers will control the characters to help me create new Seinfeld where I am a guest. In the meantime here is a preview video.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Show us the ping pong balls if you have nothing to hide
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
WHAT IS ADAM SILVERS PHONE NUMBER
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
INVESTIGATE THE NBA @FBI.GOV @POLICE @INDEPENDENTTHIRDPARTIRS
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No “Funny Business”.! Please!
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They got a new Grogu Meat Whooper at Burger King
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This wasn’t me. I also did not successfully use its capabilities to target my enemies
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
BREAKING: I have been named Chief Max at Apple, effective immediately.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me too. Thank you
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
UPDATE: I have successfully retrieved the camera by blindly pinching around in the muck with a grabber.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
HELP! HELP ! HELP! IVE LOST MY CAMERA IN THE POND!!!
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social PLEASE consider removing the “Bankrupt” wedges from the wheel. It’s cruel to the contestants
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Is it possible that there is someone called Role Model who is also known as Tucker Pillsbury.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Reminder to use your free McDonald's Monopoly food rewards by end of day November 23rd. I have like 50 food items to use in 2 days. $10 Best Buy certificate must be used by December 31st
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Free McDonald’s Apple Pie or Small Fries (ARV: $1.79-$2.59) 1D34T1W3RDNR enter in app. More giveaway on Twitch.tv/maxhjc :Flanders
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The Pacers need a higher percentage of their shots to go into the basket.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
And today’s spoiled players won’t even take a single bite!!!
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It looks like the key to this game is going to be the basketball
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Check out Settings > Accessibility > Assistive Access might be more your speed
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I would like to join the cast of SNL but I don’t want to move to New York or appear on camera. But I think accommodations to me ought to be made @lornemicahels.nbc.com
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
ENOUGH! The time has come for me to create my own Social Network.
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Serebii Reminder: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet distributions for Shiny Wo-Chien, Shiny Chien-Pao, Shiny Ting-Lu and Shiny Chi-Yu are set to end on Tuesday, September 30th at 23:59 UTC Be sure to download them while you can Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I just want to say based on recent experiences, hats off to Luis. In my opinion this is very difficult to do guinnessworldrecords.com/world-record...
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Everyone please be advised there’s a 50¢ Double Cheeseburger in McDonald’s app today only at participating locations #ad #McDonaldsAmbassador
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You might consider applying for unwitting stooge, usually a lot of openings and most of the skills transfer
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I’m not pleased to learn that 491 is a prime number at the moment. But I think my perspective on this will evolve in the future.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@cabel.panic.com @panic.com @househouse.bsky.social
petapixel.com
Photographer Nearly Has His Gear Stolen By Mischievous Goose
Mischievous goose tries to swipe photographer's camera bag.
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Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
How do I turn off copilot took over my win_+c key shortcut.
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