Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think there might be an extraterrestrial alien being in my driveway. not moving at all look like it got dried up like a raisin 041
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We are aware of technical issues regarding the annual lil pad flower stream. Please standby 120
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Discovered some crazy new tech for Fortnite Skybrick Tycoon 2… and before you ask, IT’S TOP SECRET!!! 050
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026@espn.com @nba.com can yall PLEASE put this on ABC instead of 3 reruns of “R.J.DECKER”! 040
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I have created a prototype for a feature I am tentatively calling “Seinfeld Simulator”. My idea is that viewers will control the characters to help me create new Seinfeld where I am a guest. In the meantime here is a preview video. 1102
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026INVESTIGATE THE NBA @FBI.GOV @POLICE @INDEPENDENTTHIRDPARTIRS 050
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This wasn’t me. I also did not successfully use its capabilities to target my enemies 030
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026BREAKING: I have been named Chief Max at Apple, effective immediately. 0161
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026@kenjennings.bsky.social PLEASE consider removing the “Bankrupt” wedges from the wheel. It’s cruel to the contestants 0325
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Is it possible that there is someone called Role Model who is also known as Tucker Pillsbury. 030
Reposted by MaxWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Reminder to use your free McDonald's Monopoly food rewards by end of day November 23rd. I have like 50 food items to use in 2 days. $10 Best Buy certificate must be used by December 31st 2815821
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Free McDonald’s Apple Pie or Small Fries (ARV: $1.79-$2.59) 1D34T1W3RDNR enter in app. More giveaway on Twitch.tv/maxhjc :Flanders 021
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I would like to join the cast of SNL but I don’t want to move to New York or appear on camera. But I think accommodations to me ought to be made @lornemicahels.nbc.com 0140
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 03/10/2025ENOUGH! The time has come for me to create my own Social Network. 3320
Reposted by MaxSerebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Serebii Reminder: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet distributions for Shiny Wo-Chien, Shiny Chien-Pao, Shiny Ting-Lu and Shiny Chi-Yu are set to end on Tuesday, September 30th at 23:59 UTC Be sure to download them while you can Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole... 7868453
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I just want to say based on recent experiences, hats off to Luis. In my opinion this is very difficult to do guinnessworldrecords.com/world-record... 060
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Everyone please be advised there’s a 50¢ Double Cheeseburger in McDonald’s app today only at participating locations #ad #McDonaldsAmbassador 060
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I’m not pleased to learn that 491 is a prime number at the moment. But I think my perspective on this will evolve in the future. 030
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 28/08/2025@cabel.panic.com @panic.com @househouse.bsky.socialpetapixel.comPhotographer Nearly Has His Gear Stolen By Mischievous GooseMischievous goose tries to swipe photographer's camera bag. 040
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 21/08/2025We’re updating our terms of use. 🔫 Pray we don’t update them any further. 010
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Science fiction expands the boundaries of our collective imagination with unconventional ideas and bold questions. Like what if there were a really big bug 070
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I am seeking to harness the potential of crystals to obtain absolute power. 030
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 06/06/2025If you light up a dark room by striking a match and the first thing you see is a barrel full of fireworks, dynamite, gunpowder etc. You’re toast 040
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 28/05/2025@benstiller.redhour.com please if you have a ticket to game 6. May I have it. 010
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Mid 2000s Toyota Camry parked by me today sounded exactly like podracer @georgelucas.bsky.social @benburtt28.bsky.social 000
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025If I were to stick a fork in an outlet while wearing a big hat do you think the hat would fly off 040
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025THIS AINT A JOKE ANY MORE MR PRESDIENT. STAND DOWN IMMEIDATPEY 0101
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 02/04/2025@nintendo.co.jp 助けてください！スーパースマッシュブラザーズアルティメットの120fpsアップデートをリリースしてください、お願いします！ 000
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025A great use of computers is to copy and modify files on disks. 2102
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Due to the actions of @jeffbezos13.bsky.social today I announced to the staff at MaxCorp my intent to begin a news division, called “NewsMax”. I made clear that any feedback on this plan would result in immediate termination and that all due diligence must be forgone in the interest of haste. 070
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My guardian angel Gerald, upon witnessing my loved ones’ greatly improved well-being while shepherding me through a vision of Earth where I never existed and reestimating the chances of finding anything worse for my absence to be near zero: “Let’s… let’s keep moving…” 010
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 19/02/2025@mayor BIG potholes posing risk to cars and vehicle alike. Danger on road. 050
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I CLIPPED THEOUGH A WALL IN LEGO FORTNITE BRICKLIFE STUCK INSIDE BULDING @Epicgames.com HELP! DIRE AID REQUIRED!!!! 0192
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 17/01/2025ENOUGH. I hereby offer to purchase “TikTok”. @bytedance.com dm 2202
Max @maxhjc.bsky.social · 02/01/2025The first 4 words you see can be your mantra for “the year of Max. “ mine were Noir, Udorwade, Japobr, & Mambo. Quote this Message with your reading - if you wish. # 020
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