Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 15hI have been closely monitoring this storm to see if the price of tickets to the UF/South Carolina game go down. I want to see a sloppy mud game in person! 010
Reposted by MattBryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck. 18592116
Reposted by Mattgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible. 4622211313
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I always have to begrudgingly admit its a great fight song. Though I do wonder how the secret service feels going to a school with a fight song that includes a verse about dissappearing federal agents. 010
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If instead of changing batteries I just keep getting new flashlights, then in an emergency at least one of them is bound to work 030
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The neat thing is that it happens pretty much every show, so there's always a chance to catch it again 010
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remembering this bit from a Whitest Kids U Know skit youtu.be/V9xUl_Xmhtg?...youtu.beHanging out with black people (Where are your parents?) - Whitest Kids U Know wkukYouTube video by SwagItUp [ARCHIVED] 151
Reposted by MattPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8375761752
Reposted by Mattthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet. 5058451263
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comKelvin Gemstone from The Righteous GemstonesAlt: Kelvin Gemstone from The Righteous Gemstones 000
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My version of this is always calling the UF basketball court the Billy Donovan Court in the Exactech arena at the Stephen C O'Connell center. (Note: im pretty sure its still called Exactech Arena despite Exactech no longer existing) 000
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comFrank N Furter: Rocky Horror Antici-ALT: Frank N Furter: Rocky Horror Antici- 010
Reposted by MattBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS 19804131
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comIt Crowd Douglas Reynholm WinksALT: It Crowd Douglas Reynholm Winks 000
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I like in the book Ignition! (About the history of developing rocket fuel), they briefly consider using it as a fuel additive until they called up a company that makes it and asked for 100 lbs, and were told absolutely the fuck no 1231
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oh this is 100% accurate. Just a constant feeling of at best incandescent rage or at worst crushing depression. This was the real good thing out of the No Kings protests, I feel. Sure, they didn't accomplish anything, but they were a nice sanity check that I'm not crazy or alone for being this angry 130
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This sounds like an idea that could only come from someone on their third straight day of replacing sleep with cocaine 000
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So we've got UF colors, Miami Dolphins colors, UCF colors, and one that full on looks like an FAU shirt at a glance. Whoever designed this must have been a big Florida sports fan 000
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Even funnier in that quote is him saying this is the biggest thing since Disneyland Paris, a thing which famously did not go well 020
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Also, we've already made machines that can go faster than Usain Bolt on a track, they're called trains, they've been around for a while 030
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Are the people of Ireland going to be forced to root for Belichick purely because TCU is a protestant school? (I am not trying to restart The Troubles) 120
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is also basically how All Elite Wrestling ownership works (home of the "Fuck ICE!" chants) 140
Reposted by MattAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/08/2026welcome to the field of dreams, an homage to a movie revolving around men banned for life from baseball for gambling. brought to you by fanduel 313511795
Reposted by MattRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice 674440912
Reposted by Mattdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026🎵wasting away again in margaritaville searching for my lost shaker of salt some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know it's admiral rickover's fault🎵 215414
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Really noticed this a lot with Abigail Thorn in House of the Dragon too. Like, ever since the later seasons of GoT the fandom has been very adamant that the show quality was the result of bad writing and the actors were still deserving of praise. But when its a trans woman, fandom blames performer 2840
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I recently saw a line of them at the Tesla dealership waiting for the maintenance department to open, that was pretty funny 0170
Reposted by MattRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i will voluntarily pay extra taxes to any country that agrees to drag our cops and elected leaders before an international court 394421862
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I knew it as Pro Player Stadium growing up, and didn't realize until waaaaayyy later that that was a brand name. 100% just thought it was the stadium where pros played. 0190
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I remember when they used to give these out for free at Warped Tour, and let me tell you, drinking unlimited free energy drinks while water is $4 a bottle and you're spending 12 hours in the blazing Florida summer sun is Not Good. 040
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Wow, just imagine, if I happened to live near one of these 25 gas stations, I could save almost $5 on a tank of gas. And it would only be about $10 more expensive than gas was before this stupid war started. What a deal! 051
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Surprisingly, he also popped like a balloon from eating too much Whataburger. What else could big Whataburger be hiding from us? 010
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I really miss being able to take the bus to go out to the bar, but my city's public transportation got gutted. Now if I want to go out drinking its ~$45 round trip for Lyfts, so I just don't go out 010
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I'm so excited for the next Goddamn News from @wtyppod.bsky.social 030
Matt @mavarus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026No one hates a team more than its own fans. I know, I'm a Dolphins fan. 000