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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 3h
It’s interesting experiencing songs on release as a fan and then witnessing fan nostalgia some time later. Because, let me tell you, The Promise was *not* a popular song with the fandom when it came out. (They were wrong).
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 3h
Name of the b-side as the name of the magazine. They knew what they were doing!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 3h
Need a responsibly sourced bookshelf in walnut. Ethnical non-mahogany.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 4h
Pretend incest porn illegal, real cousin marriage (and resulting birth defects) perfectly legal. Many such cases!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Back to two party politics! (complimentary)
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Been thinking about this today more than is healthy and trying to conceptualise how likely an American not recognising Kelly Clarkson is; and it’s say it’s like a Brit not knowing Cheryl Cole but somehow more.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine not recognising Kelly Clarkson
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Someone thinner’s got you talking in code OOH sushimi at Nobu” “You get your kicks like flies to shit, buzzing round the model zoo” Miranda Cooper’s pen was blazing.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine if Katy Perry released this. open.spotify.com/track/6mlX5c...
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Shapeshifting on a Saturday Night
Avery Cochrane · Male Validation and Other Drugs · Song · 2026
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cruel to the tops of Britain tbh.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Julie is pure Green Party Manchester Rusholme organising committee. Earnest to the point of sadism. Completely hopeless. Wrong about everything.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Miranda is good at this. But that’s because Jolly Hockey Sticks types are the natural enemy of Plastics *and* Nerds. Miranda would *murder* before she got a diagnosis.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Belly button showing as he lifts his arms and his cardie rises and he’s got a crop top under it? Enough!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And then Maya Jama will end up winning because she’s so snatched that facial expressions and emotions are imperceivable. Nerds don’t win at life! It doesn’t get better!!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the others buy it! Honestly so much of this still comes down to “they must be clever, they wear glasses!”
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watch enough of The Traitors and you realise there’s a certain kind of arrogant ‘ism and ‘tism type that always think they have special skills to work out who the Traitors when they are actually terrible at it.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is Burnham actually going to campaign in Holborn then or what?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then course correct again for “album 3”. Why did they never have more than 2 singles per album?? It wasn’t 2026!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And is Mylene really that busy not presenting TV shows?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hear’Say being the headliner on that tour is preposterous and it’s made me realise how TERRIBLE their A&R was. Like couldn’t be worse. The best possible platform squandered.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve never really enjoyed dating but honestly, in my 40s and single for 10 years, I’m just at the point where I’d rather not bother.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t even speak to my best friends on the phone. I’m very male and millennial like that. And certainly not to practical strangers. Anyway, we got the *cough cough I’m sick* and blanket ignoring today 🤷 No red flags here (!)
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a guy who cold called me the night before “for a chat” which I didn’t really understand considering I was meant to be seeing him in person the next day.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guy cancelled first date the afternoon of.
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Man Jumps From Window Over Burning City
ALT: Man Jumps From Window Over Burning City
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a milestone.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Practically, it’s probably too Amelle heavy in the verses and Mutya is not prepared to learn a verse that wordy. But this is why you they should also add Song 4 Mutya to sweeten the medicine!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two songs which SHOULD be added to their tour setlist btw
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sugababes new single sounds like Song 4 Mutya meets Denial. There is no higher compliment.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think these are girls in their early 20s!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Things you learn on the internet. There is lesbian stalking drama with Gillian Anderson.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sadistic Celeb Traitors casting idea. Put identical twins on playing for different charities. *Don’t* make either a Traitor (but of course one could be recruited).
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Baps out
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They are currently building a 4th Super Nintendo World at Universal Singapore yet Universal UK won’t have one. Does anyone know why that makes sense? Do they think we don’t know what a Mario or Pokemon is here?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can I add that (somewhat controversially) I don’t think Disease was the right lead. It’s a great opening track but it’s too self-consciously a Bloody Mary re-tread and just too plodding to be a Halloween Party hit. (DWAS) - Zombieboy - Abra - Vanish Into You - Garden of Eden (with a feat. remix) 👍
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just reminded that Vanish Into You by Lady Gaga wasn’t a single and got angry about it.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something for the Dads.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bloody hell that Heartstopper lad on Traitors 😮‍💨
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s remarkable that the visuals never got stale but were always somehow cohesive. Just when you got used to Robo Kylie, she was in a video with cargo pants and dancing freestyle. Then in a jeans and a nice top picking up her laundry. But it all just flowed.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think part of the achievement was how much of a visual and sonic moment she creative with the singles run on what is - admittedly- quite an average album. But WHAT a moment!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kylie’s Fever is 25 today! I’ll never forget how gagged and gooped I was seeing the CGYOOMH video for the first time on CD:UK while painting my bedroom.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jennifer Lopez having her umbrella taken off her while Philomena Cunk sits two seats down. What a world, eh?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hun culture has gone too far. I'm very much in the target demo but I'm quite offended that they even think *I'M* interested in this.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every response to tedious zero-sum questions about “Heathrow or Manchester?” should be responded to with this icon…
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Why Don't We Have Both?
Alt: Why Don't We Have Both?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I find the “the 70s were better than the 80s which were better than the 90s” political discourse really tiresome. Why do we have to “go back” to anything? Apart from a small proportion of the party membership that are old enough to be 70s socialist nostalgist; I don’t know who it’s for.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve posted before about Sewing Bee & Project Runway being at extreme opposites of how you produce the same format. And I’m not saying PR is perfect and certainly overindulges on critiques. But at the end of it, I actually felt something. I felt the winner could be a huge star. That means something.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s like we’ve become scared of stakes. Winning one of these shows has become almost inconsequential. And so losing doesn’t really matter either I think it’s partly that the BBC sets the culture (and they are prize averse) but also the wider British attitude that being overly competitive is gauche
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely. But as someone that works in this genre, it interests me how the “cosy-fication” of competitive formats is largely a UK (and to a lesser extent some Northern European countries) thing. Bake Off is a big hit in the US. But it doesn’t mean every show has been Bake-Off-ified.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KylieBowl was great. I have notes as ever (10+ year old live arrangements 🙄) but overall v v good.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wonder how many gays are debating whether a crushed-velvet green hajibi (with firebomb accessory) will get them cancelled at Halloween, considering the source of inspiration is white.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My greatest playlist #ABBA open.spotify.com/playlist/4In...
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Contemporary ABBAesque
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