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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 7h
Name of the b-side as the name of the magazine. They knew what they were doing!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Back to two party politics! (complimentary)
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a milestone.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Baps out
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jennifer Lopez having her umbrella taken off her while Philomena Cunk sits two seats down. What a world, eh?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spooky 🌚
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Natasha Hamilton: “you don’t have to shout!”
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me heading for a night out in Dalston.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some king shit. 👑 #ProjectRunway
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need clean mirrors and better lighting if I’m gonna become This Sort of Gay.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“At its peak” Which means it now could be in low 000,000s For a show that’s not exactly cheap to make. You could be looking at £2 per viewer I’m not really sure what people think is the criteria for an entertainment programmed to be recommissioned It’s *always* been how many people watch it
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The disability in Jessica’s case is terminal brain worms.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Weirdest thing about Bass Persuades is that *talky drag race verses* has become a well acknowledged cliche for gay-bating genericism recently, so to actively lean into that feels zeitgeist missing for a song that is very geared to zeitgeist recapturing.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love this “EP” to death. They have exactly 5 good songs and not one more! But wow are they are good 5.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jude on Project Runway goodness me
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Discussing what laws we’d like named after us…
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There’s an eclipse in your eyes. Where I used to shine!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Body Language tea!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
These 5 songs own my head at the moment.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Westminster Council furiously scrambling to deny. But nothing they are saying is a rebuttal to the substantive points in the article. Also, wtf is this word salad!?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ok, I’m hard. 🥵
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
London is shite isn’t it?
London being not shite.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh I feel like this is gonna become a *classic* of the genre.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is near me. It’s literally just a bakery.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If anyone wants a giant courgette there’s one going.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You mean there’s soon going to be a vacancy at FIFA that requires someone with a passion for football governance, strong international reputation and that bloody LOVES rules??
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is my kind of catalogue raisin-y.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
PHEW I thought we were going to have an Aviva-free episode then and she was just going to send her underlings instead but in the 50th minute we got our Apprentice-style phone call with Philip.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know when Aviva gets her particle analysis spectrometer out, shit’s about to get real.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Where on EARTH do they get these pics from 😂
Jaime Winstone announced for Strictly
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Absolute *chefs kiss* 🤌
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Open the schools!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I had my bi-annual flat clean today… “I don’t need to clean fridge. Same last time” Well. Okay!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Average age of this cast must be higher than the Downton movie
Promo picture for Avengers Doomsday
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Omg this choice of pic
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Some don’t want to fuck me but even worse than that….SOME DO!!! 😭”
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Odds are one those five roots twinks on the regular so stop bitching on the internet and GO GET YOUR MAN.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Does Burnham seriously believe that the spiralling cost of HS2 was due to a lack of local stakeholder consultation?? When tunnels were built so not to spoil the view of Tory MPs and HS2 had to pay for sports centres to be re-floored “cos community”. He cannot be serious.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Erm. Femboy Link. Sure. Ok…
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In an energy crisis, which energy projects aren’t “immediately vital”? This reads worryingly like more can kicking on nuclear.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
UK aircon adoption in residential properties is gonna be the next big left-right pinch point isn’t it?
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Gatwick too! The "assault on the Sussex countryside" campaigners speak of consists of moving a strip of tarmac 12m on existing airport land. Legislate to stop spurious legal challenges and appeals. Leave the Aarhus convention that caps NIMBY campaigns legal costs.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Last night was the most intense thunder/lightning storm I’ve experienced as an adult. But not only did BBC weather not forecast it, they didn’t know it was happening as it was happening.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can I say something…
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
MESS! (Will watch every episode)
Project Runway s22 announces Tyra Banks and recurring guest judge
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mbappe is TWENTY SEVEN That stereotype does have exceptions then.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🤯
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
FFS, what a messy bitch 😂
James the first said that was was like a woman……unless it was absolutely necessary, he did not wish to enter it.
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We wouldn't need an under-16s social media ban if we'd all bought the Samsung F210!
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mattyfloyd @mattyfloyd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Military service in Israel is compulsory. And even then, what are his daughters supposed to do about something their dad did? And even THEN what is his daughter’s FRIEND meant to do about something he did? Taylor derangement syndrome meets the temerity of simply being Jewish in public.
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