matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026VAR has finally turned me into a “maybe we get rid of replay completely” guy. Human error is part of the beauty of sports! 030
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I would like to formally congratulate VAR on turning me into a “maybe we just get rid of replay completely” guy. Isn’t human error part of the beauty of sports? 010
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I just went 79-3, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Yzh...82-0.com82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record. 000
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Maybe he should stop hitting people in the fucking neck? 050
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026As it should be! He’s not a dirty player, but that’s as clear as it gets. 100
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Maybe your boy should play one fucking second of defense 050
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Chet Holgrem moves like a fucking cartoon deer and it annoys me deeply. 010
Reposted by @matty-dubs.bsky.socialWill Ousley @willousley.com · 08/09/2025They are so good that they are one of the few teams capable of beating the Ravens. 1574
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025You wanna know why the Ravens will never win a Super Bowl, you study this game. Pathologically incapable of not shooting themselves in the dick when it matters. 110
Reposted by @matty-dubs.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants 207173323304
Reposted by @matty-dubs.bsky.socialHarrison Lee @harrisoncklee.bsky.social · 06/03/2025It's not ha-ha funny, but Nike having to call an emergency board meeting to debate whether or not to keep making the Decades sneaker is a proto-ITYSL sketch 01205
Reposted by @matty-dubs.bsky.socialeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock 766839389
Reposted by @matty-dubs.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/01/2025shoutout to the dudes who insisted that a vote for harris was a vote for endless war. you crazy for that one! 15893371233
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Another year, another round of killer self-inflicted Ravens wounds. At least they didn’t fumble at the goal line this year! I guess that counts as progress. 030
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 19/01/2025It is at least very funny that Dan Snyder is probably watching this and absolutely seething. 060
Reposted by @matty-dubs.bsky.socialLucas Kaplan @lucaskaplan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025funniest chyron of all time, easily 613665454
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Every time I see that Kick of Destiny 3 commercial it gets funnier and funnier that doofus Eli Manning beat Tim Brady twice in the Super Bowl. #hewantedtobeakicker 000
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Skeets, I cannot believe that you - the inventor and sole judge of the Dunk Score Index - ruled these two equally deserving. Trey Murphy’s is clearly better! 000
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 27/12/2024The Mitchells vs The Machines is thankfully available on Blu! 000
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Very fun to watch this OKC Thunder team and remember when the Lakers just decided they didn’t want Alex Caruso anymore. 020
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I should have included them too, good call! 000
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The list of teams who actually snap it there can’t be very long. Lions and Ravens? Harbaugh’s a madman too. 110
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Absolute balls of steel there, analytics-backed or not. 070
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Really?! If I’d known they would do a Bones crossover I would’ve kept watching after Season 1. 010
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It’s been *years* since I’ve seen this but I’m pretty sure this is what makes him realize he has a brain tumor. 1210
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Which show has the wettest cups then? The people demand answers! 000
matty-dubs.bsky.social @matty-dubs.bsky.social · 11/11/2024They remind me of Color Rush uniforms and not in a good way! 000
