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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Susie Wiles out there looking like she entered the Matrix.
Susie Wiles stands near Donald Trump as he says things to reporters outside the White House.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well it’s been fun guys. ✌️
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate that these are our choices for Oregon. Human Q-tip vs. baby voice MAGA.
Tina KotekChristine Drazan
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Anti-Plague Research Institute” sounds suspiciously pro-plague.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that her dad or husband, or both?
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s wild.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Person, woman, man, camera, tv
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Old man yells at cloud
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Photo of pedophile in chief that says “breaking news: far side caveman holds press conference”
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Franklin would’ve lost to Northwestern for less.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another example
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Trump Breaking News
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I added a template to the meme generator. Feel free to edit and use. imgflip.com/i/b2kzxp
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Trump Breaking The News
An image tagged news,trump,breaking,president,pedophile,epstein
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I told you that the Trump administration was planning to just say fuck it and pave over the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, you‘d probably think it at least sounds plausible before disproving it. That’s how batshit crazy everything is in this timeline.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My mom and grandpa were born in Montana. I’ve visited many times and met lots of great people. You’re better than this Montana. Shut it down.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Seth Rogen as Ben Stone: Makes Perfect Sense
Alt: Seth Rogen as Ben Stone: Makes Perfect Sense
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Salma Hayek as Santanico in From Dusk Till Dawn
Alt: Salma Hayek as Santanico in From Dusk Till Dawn
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The absurdity of it would actually be pretty funny if he wasn’t President.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now I miss Sam Neill again. ☹️
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And Tom Hollandaise
Tom Holland’s face in hollandaise sauce saying “Mr. Stark, I don’t taste so good.”
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Princess Bride: Inconceivable!
Alt: Princess Bride: Inconceivable!
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can feel the Con Air reboot now.
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Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
Alt: Nicholas Cage's long hair blowing in the wind as he smiles from Con Air
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just watched Ducks vs Them and USC’s trash ass players, announcers, and entire bleached-butthole fanbase‘s disgusting response to the Dante hit has me ready to run through a wall for this team. GO DUCKS!
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Ducks vs Them | 2026 Oregon Football Game 4 | “For Your Brother"
YouTube video by GoDucks
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just realizing the character’s name Principal Belding is probably a play on “Bell Ding”. Thanks for the childhood memories Dennis Haskins, you were a great principal.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chris Collinsworth sounds like he gargles with lava rocks and turpentine.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This guy is giving off some very ”my wife shouldn’t have run into my fist” vibes.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you walk into the wrong room on Epstein’s island.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
Alt: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finally watched this just recently and can actually say now that I get the reference.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No Oddjob?
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of all the annoyingly punchable faces DJT makes, this is certainly one.
Donald Trump struggling to say “the”
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you accidentally walk into a secret cult meeting just as they‘re about to begin a sacrifice.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you take the last breadstick without checking with everyone first.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you walk into a bar only to realize it’s the local official sports bar of the 49ers and you’re decked out in Seahawks gear.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you walk into the Monday morning meeting 10 minutes late and you were supposed to bring the doughnuts.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you drive into the “nice neighborhood” but you’re driving a beater.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you race home to delete the message from the answering machine about playing hooky from school but your parents are already waiting.
Trump and Melania looking especially sour.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American Gothic Horror
Trump and Melania swap ugly mugglies
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh no! Sorry.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🙌
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got a high wind alert and remembered to put the patio umbrella down just in time.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/v8H-MXjRB2Y?...
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Without You
YouTube video by Mariah Carey - Topic
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/8dnUv3DUP4E?...
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Harry Nilsson - Without You (Audio)
YouTube video by HarryNilssonVEVO
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Without You” favorite version. Badfinger, Nilsson Schmilsson, or Mariah Carey? youtu.be/49dquH8tn6E?...
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Without you - Badfinger
YouTube video by ALFONSO MARDINI (amardini)
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I apologize for using AI but I had a vision.
Edited image of Trump emanating gas while Melania and Xi gag.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a degree in journalism and advertising and you you wouldn’t believe how often this happens.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders perform at the funeral or no?
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Dee Brock, original director of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, dies at age 96
“We will forever honor her and her legacy,” the famed troupe said in announcing her death.
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Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ash Williams IRL
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