Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Yes, Precious, first. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!" "Master's my friend." "You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you." "Not listening. Not listening." "You're a liar, and a thief." "No." "Murderer!" "Go away. I hate you, I hate you!" 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Susie Wiles out there looking like she entered the Matrix. 241 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hate that these are our choices for Oregon. Human Q-tip vs. baby voice MAGA. 020 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Of all the annoyingly punchable faces DJT makes, this is certainly one. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you race home to delete the message from the answering machine about playing hooky from school but your parents are already waiting. 100 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m 99% sure that Mahomes wears his helmet so high to hide the little rat that controls his body. 020 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would expect this from Deshaun Watson but not Hurts 010 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Congrats everyone, according to Sherwin Williams we’ve officially reached Rock Bottom for the color of the month. 001 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These are the dorks leading us into an AI hell storm. Look at them and imagine the insane amount of power they are wielding against humanity. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I firmly believe that Ed Sheeran was the tipping point for Game of Thrones. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Can someone edit this so it looks like they’re dumping him out on the curb? I think that would improve my day. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Commercials with Marshawn Lynch I’ve seen in the last hour: Applebee’s O-M-Cheese-adilla Burger ad NextGen AI customer support ad for Cresta Kalshi ad where he looks like Shaq’s “Steel” and Iron Monger had a butt baby Make that $$$ buddy 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I visited Rockaway Beach in Oregon a few weeks ago and we walked the Old Growth Cedar Trail. Definitely worth the walk. 181 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The world if ’Street Sharks‘ was never canceled. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head. #FilmSky 010 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Alternatively, if you don’t like trees, move to North Dakota. 010 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’d say this little turd sums it up pretty well too. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026John Travolta’s transformation into James Lipton is nearly complete. 000 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Breaking: Machine gun mouth Karoline Leavitt is stepping down to take on external role where she’ll continue bailing out an old man from awkward situations. 010 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026For under $60, you too can fake a trip on Air Force One just like the President! www.samsclub.com/ip/taco-truc... 010 0
Matt was here @mattwilli.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons. 031 0
